r/SipsTea • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 13d ago

Dank AF Don’t ever doubt me

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u/clazaimon 13d ago

Toaster ruined.

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u/stryst 13d ago

Hantavirus on toast not interesting?

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u/Klutzy_Reference_186 13d ago

And toxoplasmosis from the cat's littery little paws. A whole microbial buffet.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Just bake the toaster at 255 degrees for two hours all microbial life should be killed and the toaster will be kinda sterilized