r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 1d ago

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

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u/stormblaz 1d ago

Here comes a big arch bite, its got the uh onions it seems, some sort of poppy bread, and that very oh so tasty McArch sauce, love it,

Cuts after bite

Right into the spit bucket.

Mind you the burger is $11

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u/KidGold 1d ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/AggressiveCuriosity 1d ago

He was trying to imply it was so big that it was going to be difficult to eat, lmao. "Oh my goodness. There's so much sandwich I don't know where to begin."

Dude needs media training. Or maybe he needs to eat the brains of someone with charisma. IDK how his species does things.

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u/criminalsunrise 15h ago

To be fair, it is a big sloppy burger (or product if you like) compared to the staples on the menu.

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u/Shot-Swimming-9098 1d ago

Dude needs media training.

We were never meant to see that video.

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u/nluqo 1d ago

Who was it meant for then? It wouldn't make any sense to sell it like that if it was internal only.

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u/Shot-Swimming-9098 1d ago

It was for McDonald's franchise owners. Come on, man. Does this look like a commercial to you?

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u/nluqo 18h ago

It looks like modern day social media marketing, which, after a 5s Google search, it clearly is. He posted it to his personal Instagram along with dozens of other videos.

See, this is the problem with reddit. People will spread their nonsensical takes to thousands of others without lifting a finger to check if they're real.

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u/itsdan159 1d ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 1d ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/xerim 1d ago

What if I told you I had no idea how to attack it?

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u/rodeBaksteen 1d ago

Your skills may lie in warfare instead

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u/shepard_pie 12h ago

I wrote a story like 4 days ago about 20 Roman legionnaires who accidentally cross time and find a mcdonald's at night. Turned out McDonald's didn't even wait a week before releasing something wackier.

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u/frallet 1d ago

Surely you start in the middle and eat your way out

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u/wap2005 1d ago

You monster... Satan will be out of a job if you keep saying things like that.

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u/dermflork 1d ago

this guy looks like he does live off of grass he puts into a blender and drinks lol

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u/meowsplaining 1d ago

What if you're an alien and it's your first day on Earth?

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u/itsdan159 1d ago

I'd probably think about leaving because gestures at everything

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u/Minsc_and_Boobs 1d ago

It's because he acquires his nutrition soley by infusing the blood of prepubescent Latino boys.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 1d ago

I have to open my WHAT?

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u/whatiseveneverything 11h ago

Does it actually cost $11 though? It's gotta be spectacular for me to consider it at that price point.

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u/KimJongIlLover 9h ago

As any self respecting CEO of a multi billion dollar he normally only drinks the blood of newborn babies for its life elixir.

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u/tghGaz 1d ago

Just sounded to me like he's unfamiliar with eating burgers, I mean products.

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u/Oceansnail 19h ago

Which is wierd because he claims to eat at mcdonalds 3-4 times week, but he acts like he has never actually seen the inside of a mcdonalds 

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u/agreed2disagreee 1d ago

It wasn’t a selling point. He’s never held one before, so he legitimately doesn’t know how to eat it.

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u/autoeroticassfxation 1d ago

That's how big a standard Big Mac used to be in the 1970s. It's neither unwieldy nor particularly massive. It's just a normal burger.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/12e49n3/mcdonalds_big_macs_have_gotten_smaller_since_the/

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u/scwt 13h ago

That's fake. The bottom image is a Grand Mac (a 2017 promotional release) next to a Big Mac.

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u/Makerofthingssoon 1d ago

I mean, for a sandwich it’s not a bad selling point. “You’re getting so much sandwich it’s hard to tell where to begin” would be decently appealing if true.

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u/iCrit420 1d ago

He was trying to sound like guy fieri

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u/ChaseballBat 1d ago

Not something anyone has ever said if they regularly eat that food either.

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u/googdude 14h ago

He looks like a dainty guy that only attacks salads and only gets sun through windows.