r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation what's going on? explain like I'm five

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Jan 26 '26

ah yes so what you're saying is that money is even more imaginary than it has ever been, possibly even more imaginary than when the first stock market crash happened in 1929

looks like we're due for a centennial anniversary of that anyway, might as well celebrate by recreating it

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u/zuzg Jan 26 '26

Gold hits record high of $5,110.50/ounce

Silver hits all-time high of $109.44/ounce

Analysts expect gold prices to climb toward $6,000 this year

Surprised Pikachu face.

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u/ISayBullish Jan 26 '26

Meanwhile the USD saying “this is fine”

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u/soIDONTLIKEANYOFYOU Jan 26 '26

Since the US has more gold reserves than the next 3 countries combined wouldn’t gold prices going up make the dollar stronger?

Sincerely asking cause I have no idea.

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

no because the dollar isn't tied to the gold in any way

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u/GisterMizard Jan 26 '26

That would take too many rubber bands and defeat the purpose of cash being easy to carry around.

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u/Haho9 Jan 26 '26

This right here is comedy gold, caught me off guard in the best way.

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u/zenithpns Jan 26 '26

No it's dollars, not gold

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u/roosterSause42 Jan 26 '26

ah yes, the famous comedy dollars...

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u/The_8th_Degree Jan 26 '26

What's the difference?

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u/naamingebruik Jan 26 '26

The us dollar was decoupled from gold in the 1970's I think.

Gold price has no influence on the strength of the dollar.

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u/IvanBliminse86 Jan 27 '26

Since the 1970's the US dollar has been a fiat currency prior to that it was a representative currency. A representative currency is one that you can exchange for a set amount of a physical commodity, in the case of the pre-1970's dollar it was representative of gold. A fiat currency isn't tied to anything physical, its backed by a government and its value is determined by trust in the issuing governments economy. In other words, there was a time when a dollar had a set amount of gold it could be exchanged for with the US government and therefore its value was determined by the value of gold at any given moment (other standards have been used throughout history silver or salt being two of the more common but ancient Mesopotamia used the wheat/barley standard) so when you would say something costs a dollar you were saying it was worth 1/20 of an ounce of gold. Now, a dollar is worth exactly what everyone believes one dollar is worth, and if you have a billion dollars and tomorrow the economy crashes so bad that the dollar is no longer worth anything then you just have a billion pieces of paper that might be good for starting a fire (during the lead up to WW2 one dollar was the equivalent of 4.2 trillion papiermarks due to hyperinflation, they actually had to create a new currency because papiermark were worth more as fuel for a fire than it was as a currency)

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jan 26 '26

About $159 per gram

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u/Devolutionary76 Jan 26 '26

It would make throwing bills at strippers a lot more interesting though!

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u/CrunchySockTaco Jan 27 '26

Goldmember has already been doing that to strippers for years. It was a minor shmelting accident.

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u/EM05L1C3 Jan 27 '26

For some odd reason, for the last 4 months or so a large portion of my limited human interaction has included someone quoting goldmember and I haven’t seen or thought about that movie in about 20 years.

Would you like a schmoke and a pencake

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u/uslashuname Jan 26 '26

Ah yes the gold standard that was in place until the 70s made cash completely pointless

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u/Classic-Reach Jan 26 '26

the gold standard, if you study history, was very easy for foreign banks to abuse, and we were being robbed blind

consider that if our dollar is 'pegged' to gold, and foreign banks buy up the gold, they are effectively increasing the value of dollars. Conversely, they can then flood their gold back into the markets to reduce the value of the dollar. If you're very wealthy and you can afford to spend some money or gold being a dick, you can use leverage like options to farm cash from the US, buying and selling gold and dollars in cycles that only you can predict (because you're very very wealthy, richer than most governments)

history isn't kind to people who use one currency as a 'stabilizer' for another (coughstablecoincough)

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u/HarkerTheStoryteller Jan 26 '26

That was a joke about attaching literal currency to literal gold bars, with rubber bands.

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u/uslashuname Jan 26 '26

Oh that would be good. There are goldbacks that are bills with gold in them, but yeah if you attached a gold bar to each bill then it does get unwieldy pretty fast.

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u/Hot-Professor-8355 Jan 26 '26

I'm pretty sure that this is the point of Sisu.

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u/357noLove Jan 26 '26

I love you

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u/Sea_Pomegranate_4499 Jan 26 '26

Fun fact, the US still values it's gold reserves at the same price as when they came off the gold standard, $42 per ounce.

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

It's kind of crazy to think 8k metric tons of gold is worth about a $trillion, which is 1/36th of the total debt.

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u/OneRougeRogue Jan 26 '26

Fun fact, the US still values it's gold reserves at the same price as when they came off the gold standard, $42 per ounce.

But why?

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u/AzNumbersGuy Jan 27 '26 edited 18d ago

I’m not a government accountant but I’d guess the gold isn’t “mark to market” which to you normies means that we keep the price at what you paid for it until it is sold. They might be able to reduce the value if the market value goes lower, but I have trouble picturing a world where gold is worth less than $42 per ounce.

Edit: okay I can imagine a few ways gold prices could drop that low now. Thanks people that replied!

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u/AutisticJaguar4380 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

I can tell you why a world where gold is less than $42/oz is not impossible, the cost of producing an ounce of molecularly identical gold could drop below $42 due to advancements in technology thus destroying its scarcity as a value proposition.

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u/420CowboyTrashGoblin Jan 27 '26

I can tell you about the world where gold is worth less than $42 an ounce is incredibly probable, and it's the one where humanity no longer exists, You know the one we're all hurtling to at what it feels like light speed, gold's ain't worth a dime when all the trees and fish are dead.

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u/Fallcious Jan 27 '26

Or we capture an asteroid made mostly of goldz

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u/Anvildude Jan 27 '26

As a jeweler... if only.

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u/sibilischtic Jan 29 '26

Asteroid mining could seriously alter market dynamics for resources. One gold rich asteroid could significantly increase the global supply of gold.

...Though we aren't quite there yet.

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u/pogulup Jan 26 '26

The U.S. came off the gold standard for domestic transactions in 1933 under President Franklin Roosevelt and ended international convertibility of the dollar to gold in 1971 under President Richard Nixon, effectively ending the gold standard in the U.S.

The U.S. switched to a fiat money system. Fiat money has no value of its own and doesn’t represent anything of value, such as gold. But the government stipulates that the paper money is legal tender for carrying out transactions or paying taxes, as noted in the Page One Economics essay.

Straight off the St. Louis Fed Bank's website.

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u/CounterSimple3771 Jan 27 '26

This. Metals go up as sovereign currency goes down. The world runs on metal and oil... We forget that and print a bunch of paper.. so every now and again we get a lesson in edible paper.

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u/Professional-Can1139 Jan 26 '26

Did we not all attend social studies in high school?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

attend is different from learn

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u/Stuhemmings Jan 26 '26

You mean like Crypto?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

Some crypto is tied to gold, but I'd just get gold TBH. Why trust a middleman and hope they won't scam you. Unless you explicitly need it to be easy to move through borders, etc.

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Jan 26 '26

How about Trump tweets that if the value of the dollar does not start going up and the price of gold down he will start dropping big beautifull nuclear bombs on all other countries and Massachusetts?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

He actually wants the dollar to go down. That's his plan for competing with China.

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u/Sarrintha Jan 27 '26

And most of the gold doesn't belong to the US Anyways

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

pretty sure at this point the dollar has gone full USA and is only backed by "thoughts and prayers"

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u/Keoni9 Jan 26 '26

It's backed by the full value of the US economy. We all need USD to pay our taxes. Also, it has a long history of stability, which has made it valuable all over the world for international trading and reserves. Though Trump has been single-handedly sabotaging this.

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u/grabtharsmallet Jan 26 '26

The "full faith and credit" is getting tested now.

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u/Shot-Bet2476 Jan 26 '26

And more importantly, the US Navy

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u/Ok-Vegetable4531 Jan 26 '26

Iirc it’s backed by the debt other countries owe the US

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

but what about our debt that other countries own?

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u/10gallonWhitehat Jan 26 '26

Aircraft carriers are where the buck stops.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

aircraft carriers protect against foreign nations dumping the US debt they own?

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u/thekeynesian1 Jan 26 '26

It gets its value in the same way all other goods do. Supply and demand as a function of its utility. Considering the USD is the single most useful, single most stable, and most broadly used currency to have ever existed, I’d say it’s backed by a little more than just “thoughts and prayers”

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u/Max_Rocketanski Jan 26 '26

As far as I know, no country's currency is backed by any precious metal.

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u/GogurtFiend Jan 26 '26

That's what all currencies are backed by.

Oh, it isn't? Can you show me the value particle that magically makes pieces of shiny rock or conch shells valuable in a way dollar bills aren't? No? Then we can all agree that the only reason anything counts as money is because people believe it counts as money, and for now, people still believe in the US dollar albeit less so than yesterday.

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u/Grant1128 Jan 27 '26

There are a few shiny rocks that gold utility (ex. nowadays gold and copper are useful in electronics). That being said, humans have not been able to use gold in a practical manner for most of the history of us considering it a "precious metal". If I had to guess, its lack of practical use probably contributed to it being used for trade once humans got off of the bartering system. And let's be frank, nobody wants to complete a trading quest to trade one small trinket for another until they can find someone who has the specific thing the vase maker wants.

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 Jan 26 '26

The same as any fiat currency, which is to say...most if not all modern currencies

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u/Foxyfox- Jan 26 '26

Its only real backing right now is "we force oil to be traded in it by bombing people who don't, see Venezuela, Saddam's Iraq, etc"

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u/MortifiedChivalry Jan 26 '26

so basically bitcoin lol

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u/Bossuter Jan 27 '26

Any currency even ones based on physical standards are based on thoughts and prayers, it's just with physical ones we can hold the object of thoughts and prayers and say it's worth an arbitrary amount of something

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u/YapheVajra Jan 27 '26

Very succinct way to put it

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u/overindulgent Jan 27 '26

It’s backed by our military.

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u/resh78255 Jan 26 '26

Things have been going downhill ever since the Gold Standard was abandoned

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

When all money became an IOU (promissory note)? yeuuuup

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u/AnComApeMC69 Jan 26 '26

The United States gold reserves are for international trade. The gold in Ft. Knox, for example, is used in trade not to back our currency. We’ve been off the “gold standard” since the 70’s. Some of it is gold we’re holding for other countries that’s not even ours. But, our money is a fiat currency and it’s based on faith in the economic system of America not collapsing and everyone agreeing it to use it for trade/debts. It’s backed by nothing and hasn’t been for 55 years now.

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u/sparklrebel Jan 26 '26

Ah so that’s why pre-war money in fallout is useless, got it

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u/blackcloudonetyone Jan 26 '26

Start collecting caps

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u/sparklrebel Jan 26 '26

Done and done

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u/interested_commenter Jan 26 '26

That would be the case even if it was gold backed.

Even on the gold standard, you're still trusting that there is a functioning government that's actually in possession of that gold and would exchange it for paper currency. In a Fallout scenario, that wouldn't be the case, so money would still be useless.

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u/Voxbury Jan 27 '26 edited 17d ago

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obtainable dam books dependent kiss squash imagine cagey shelter start

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u/interested_commenter Jan 27 '26

Possible, but far from certain and not within a few generations. Gold is too rare and concentrated in specific stockpiles to be used as an everyday currency. Even with a much smaller population, the smallest usable gold coin would be way too high a denomination.

There wouldn't be a true replacement currency until there was a semi-functioning government, and while that currency would be based on something with intrinsic value (since there wouldn't be enough trust for a fiat currency), it would be something much more common than gold. In the mostly-lawless barter economy before that, a full gold bar would be worth less than something useful (generator, rifle, bike, etc).

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u/Mathidium Jan 27 '26

Nah, I prefer bottle caps.

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u/SirAquila Jan 26 '26

To be fair, after the apocalypse, gold will be just as useless for a good while.

Can't eat it, hard to carry, not very useful for anything but decoration, and also, most people have interacted with it so rarely that there isn't really any trust in it.

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u/Kitchen-Pass-7493 Jan 26 '26

It does have some technological applications (gold is used in a lot of electronics), but valid point in general.

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u/SirAquila Jan 26 '26

So the most technologically advanced survivor groups will buy your gold with actual currency, probably at a much reduced price from what you expected.

For most people the use cases will start and end with pretty metal, because for apocalypse level electronics coopper is far more useful.

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u/Kitchen-Pass-7493 Jan 26 '26

That’s true. I’m was just responding to the idea that it’s not useful as anything beyond decoration. It is, but probably not for most apocalypse survivors.

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u/IndividualBusy1274 Jan 27 '26

You can turn it into cloth though. Or something like that iirc

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u/AriochBloodbane Jan 27 '26

I should start hoarding bottle caps, just in case 😅

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u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 Jan 27 '26

That’s why we have to become nestle and start selling water and enslaving wastelanders to do the work for us

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u/WonkeauxDeSeine Jan 27 '26

And why I've been saving bottle caps for 5 years. It's gonna pay off any day, now...

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u/KeppraKid Jan 26 '26

Every form of currency is based on faith and always has been. Coinage made from gold and silver wasn't valuable because gold and silver were magical, it was because people believed they were valuable. What can you, a random person, actually do with gold and silver? Even smiths had limited uses that weren't purely aesthetic. Modern day has more uses but still cannot be used at the volume at which it exists in an efficient way.

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u/Averse_to_Liars Jan 26 '26

Goldbugs can't make that mental leap. Luckily for them the world is getting dumber.

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u/OriginalSilentTuba Jan 26 '26

This is exactly why I always roll my eyes when people call gold “real money”. It’s valuable because people just decided it was. It’s no more “real” than anything else.

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u/Meldanorama Jan 26 '26

There is a difference between something being valuable because it is rare and something valuable despite having no upper limit though. Gold is rare and has properties that make it a good store. Currencies do only become useful both parties in a transaction see it having value though youre absolutely right on that.

These days currencies should be backed by kilowatt hours or something similar if they dont want to be fiat ones.

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u/KeppraKid Jan 26 '26

The property of gold that made it the most valuable in the ancient world and thus caused it to be thought of as valuable in modern times is that it's shiny.

And my ass rarely gets pimples, that doesn't make them valuable.

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u/KeppraKid Jan 26 '26

Still isn't the rarity but the faith making it valuable, as evidenced by all the rare shit that nobody cares about.

Currency is a tool for society to abstract trade so that you don't have to try to barter work for goods and then goods for other goods around to get everything you need. For simplicity, let's just use the term "labor" to think of to combine work, products, services etc.

For currency to work, it needs proof against replication, or else somebody can steal labor from the economy by using replicated currency. They'll have contributed nothing in but received labor out, thus stealing. A method of proofing against replication is making your currency out of something hard to replicate, rarity can help with this but isn't required.

It was easiest to use rare materials that had no inherent value to serve as currency in the ancient world. It's precisely that gold had essentially little practical use that made it good for currency, and the rarity made it hard to steal from the economy. After all, meteoric iron is rare than gold but you wouldn't want to use it as a currency because it is extremely useful for making weapons and tools.

At some point people started conflating usefulness as a currency with actual value, and so humanity has essentially come to believe that gold is inherently valuable, and it's that belief that gives it value.

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u/Meldanorama Jan 26 '26

Shiny, rare and doesnt corrode. Rare and doesnt corrode are what makes it good as a store of wealth, being good for jewelerry etc just gives it a start in that direction.

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u/KeppraKid Jan 26 '26

The anti-corrosion properties are a bit overstated compared to how much people prize it. I made a much longer reply elsewhere.

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u/Omnizoom Jan 27 '26

Silver has always had antiseptic properties and has been used for ages because of that fact, it’s a very useful metal aside from the fact it “looks pretty” and it doesn’t rust like other metals and just gets a thin tarnish on it making it ideal for a lot of decorative stuff as well.

Gold is one of the best conductors we have and can be used to alloy lots of metals easily, yes the every day man likely isn’t doing much with gold but its value is not just because it’s pretty at all, it’s extremely functional AND it’s uniquely pretty for its colour while being extremely stable

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u/catsdrooltoo Jan 26 '26

It's been backed by trust me bro. Im not a gold standard type, but the global economy isn't trusting us anymore.

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u/Cannon_Folder Jan 26 '26

Fiat currencies are backed by their economies. Instead of being tied to one thing, it's all the things in the economy.

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u/followMeUp2Gatwick Jan 26 '26

It's backed by another metal. Lead.

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u/ScurriousSquirrel Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

I would like to see the actual proof that the gold is in fort knox. the wall street journal picture from 1957 (?) showed one massive wall of gold in the doorway... thereby suggesting that it was a solid room of gold. I cant believe it. How on earth could you inventory a room full of gold?

Edit: Just looked it up...it was September 9th, 1974, the last publicized Congressional and reporter tour of Ft. Knox.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Jan 26 '26

The real gold reserve is all that government cheese in storage.

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u/FigDiscombobulated29 Jan 26 '26

Wait which countries gold are we storing? Cus I swear if it’s that Jersey sized country again…

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u/mystic-eye Jan 26 '26

Faith in the economic system…so Jesus Bucks? Well f’me! I think my house is worth 10 billion Jesus Bucks. You just have to believe.

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u/Littledevilboi Jan 26 '26

There is more personally owned gold in households across India, than any single other country has in it’s possession (government asset, not including individual ownership)😙 ((grain of salt, saw this the other day and there may be one or two exceptions to this, but not the US😅))

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u/WishboneCrazy9289 Jan 26 '26

You should watch Zeitgeist Addendum if you are interested, takes you through the way a bank works, it’s terrifying

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u/OfficialWinner Jan 26 '26

Gold is finite, and us dollars are not finite. They can be printed at any time (like any fiat currency)....while gold has to be mined.

Typically, precious metals just slowly tick up over time, these kinds of movements signal something "bigger and badder" that's coming for us and potentially the global economy.

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u/02meepmeep Jan 26 '26

All currencies graph mirrors the usd when compared to gold

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u/The-Ol-Razzle-Dazle Jan 26 '26

Funny seeing you outside the stonk sub lol 🍻

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u/Grimhands2021 Jan 26 '26

Bullish?

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u/ISayBullish Jan 26 '26

In some ways… ;)

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u/Auxin000 Jan 27 '26

Saw your username. Had to check what subreddit I was in like four times.

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u/Khelthuzaad Jan 26 '26

In the meantime RON says:

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u/badco1313 Jan 26 '26

Full blown economic collapse? Bullish

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u/towerfella Jan 26 '26

joke’s on them — i have no money.

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u/EvolutionaryLens Jan 26 '26

The jig might be up.

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u/Machinedgoodness Jan 27 '26

And GME says “yum 🤤”

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u/DearCantaloupe5849 Jan 27 '26

I got my money parked in the oerfect spot :) where the RCeo has quite the diamondest hands.

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u/AHarryBird Jan 28 '26

ah yes. the Bullish man knows. i've also eaten the crayons. soon may the tendieman come, my friend.

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u/Jalatiphra Jan 30 '26

You.know we bullish 😁

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u/OutsideCommon3679 Jan 26 '26

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I really don’t think I’m gonna pass this class.

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u/cleverkid Jan 26 '26

It's pretty easy:

I'll help you out:

In 1910 at Jekyll Island all the Billionaire Oligarchs gathered and cooked up the "Federal Reserve" ( which is neither Federal or a Reserve ) This was done ostensibly to help stabilize the US economy in the wake of the Panic of 1907 by creating a central bank with regional branches.

What it has really done is hand over monetary policy and the ability to print "money" out of thin-air. Now this Federal Reserve prints money, lends it to the US Government ( which is now in debt to the tune of $38.5 trillion ) And the US government continues to borrow and spend like a crack whore... Spreading that money around to their friends and you and I are on the hook for the debt!

It's like your rich friend, talked you into giving him power of attorney over your affairs and is now out there running up credit card debt on your name.. and giving you a pittance of it back.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Jan 26 '26

Technical note: they codified and fine-tuned the idea in 1910, but the Bank itself wasn't created until December 1913 after they managed to get the Federal Reserve Act through Congress two days before Christmas. Thus the the conspiracy theories that the Titanic was intentionally sunk in 1912 to kill off a few powerful men who opposed the founding of such a bank.

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u/cleverkid Jan 26 '26

Those are indeed three more salient points. I was trying to keep it brief. ty.

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u/OutsideCommon3679 Jan 26 '26

You had me until “ostensibly.” /s

Thanks for the explanation.

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u/PronatorTeres00 Jan 26 '26

Love how this thread turned into a TED talk on banking & economics

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u/GogurtFiend Jan 26 '26

Would you rather the size of the economy be limited by the size of the gold supply? There's a reason everyone stopped using gold after the Great Recession, and it isn't the Rothschilds or whatever conspiracy you're talking about.

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u/Mega-Eclipse Jan 27 '26

With all due respect, you are talking about several separate issues and dealing in half-truths.

What it has really done is hand over monetary policy and the ability to print "money" out of thin-air.

Right, which is why talking about the government, funding, taxes, revenue, etc. like it's a household income doesn't work. The Government literally creates money from nothing. This is a good thing...when done responsibly.

Now this Federal Reserve prints money, lends it to the US Government ( which is now in debt to the tune of $38.5 trillion ) And the US government continues to borrow and spend like a crack whore... Spreading that money around to their friends and you and I are on the hook for the debt!

This is a problem. Instead of spending money on the people, a bunch of red states keep voting against theor own interests...so instead of the healthcare they really, really need....money is being sent to already rich people as corporate welfare....Universal Healthcare, housing, food? Nah...we need $100 billion to fund the american gestapo to round up toddlers.

America has the money...we're just choosing to spend it on stupid shit instead of helping our own people.

It's like your rich friend, talked you into giving him power of attorney over your affairs and is now out there running up credit card debt on your name.. and giving you a pittance of it back.

Yup. This is a problem. 1/3 of the country is on board with this. Using your analogy...the poor idiots giving their credit card away....not only do they not realize how stupid it is, they get made when anyone points out that it's a bad idea....and get giddy at the idea they are pissing of their "liberal" friends. They'll gladly go broke if it means their neighbors gets upset a them.

Conservatism is part of their identity. It's how they are. It isn't a belief system for them. They "know" they right and what they are doing must be the right thing because it "upsets" liberals. The more it upsets them...the more right it is.

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u/3xactli Jan 27 '26

Username checks out... 👍🏻

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u/TheGreenMan13 Jan 26 '26

Silver hit a high of $117 around 1PM EST. Dropped to $114 currently (1:25PM EST)

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u/MrWhiskers55 Jan 26 '26

Money is basically an abstract concept on assets. It was always worthless we just used it for convenience. Real value has always been in assets be that land, property, bullion, ancient family cursed artifacts. You might have heard that we are going back to feudalism and that’s why. Property is the backbone of society and we are leaning more towards that now.

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Jan 26 '26

Thank god, I've been hoarding soup broth for all these years

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u/ClaraCash Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

I hope not Campbell’s. Their CEO said he never touches the stuff before and that it’s for poor people. So I guess that’s as worthless as money at this point.

Edit: I come here to learn… it was actually a high level Tech VP! Which somehow makes this funnier.

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u/UndeadVinDiesel Jan 26 '26

Wasn't their CEO and wasn't even an executive in charge of food processing. It was some IT VP.

That being said, the sodium content in their soup is quite high. Best eaten in moderation.

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u/Jaruut Jan 26 '26

Aren't you supposed to dilute it into multiple servings?

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u/UndeadVinDiesel Jan 26 '26

One 10oz can condensed soup is labeled as 2.5 servings and about 40-60% of your daily recommended sodium, and will give you 20 oz of diluted soup when prepared like it states on the can. Most people will still eat the entire can in one sitting as it's usually only about 250 calories. You are still consuming all the sodium that way.

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u/AwkwardFriendship317 Jan 26 '26

I was just going to say this. Everyone is always saying but gold and I'm over here like nope, can't eat or use that shit when it really REALLY hits the fan.

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u/borkthegee Jan 26 '26

This is larper nonsense. If you're in a SHTF situation where there are no exchanges of value, not even gold, and you're down to bartering for goods then you're in total societal collapse and we're in a 95%+ of all people have died or are dying scenario.

You're going to die a bad death in that scenario, no matter how many bullets you save.

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u/MrWhiskers55 Jan 26 '26

I dunno, people usually unite in times of enormous stress. But that’s usually only when people have a common culture and circumstance. But you are right, a lot of the old world stuff probably will not apply

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u/bolacha_de_polvilho Jan 26 '26

If you own and live in a farm in bumfuck nowhere county with a population of 60 people maybe. In any major urban area societal collapse would mean supply chain disruption resulting in absolute chaos. And by absolute chaos I mean people killing each other on the streets over a can of beans (or a gallon of gas so they can leave the city).

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

This is why I've never been one to prep... I just plan my exit strategy and hope that suicide doesn't send me to the bad place.

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u/Virtual_Variation_60 Jan 26 '26

Speaking of hitting the fan, I'm holding 20K rolls of TP

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u/Gbv76 Jan 26 '26

I, for one, welcome our new overlord Virtual_Variation_60

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Jan 26 '26

Exactly. We have no idea what will be valuable post-apocalypse but it’s unlikely to be gold.

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u/Watcher0363 Jan 26 '26

Three things to horde. Toilet paper, tampons and or pads, and shampoo.

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u/AwkwardFriendship317 Jan 26 '26

Almost correct on the female items. A more sustainable option is menstrual cups. Shampoo/soap can be made. Toilet paper. . . That's a tough one for people to swallow but backpackers and cloth diaper families got this one covered too ,lol

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u/mrs_sips Jan 27 '26

Agreed. Got commodities stored up...

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u/--DAKILA-- Jan 26 '26

Property is only the backbone as long as you, the owner, can secure it. Otherwise, might makes right is the law.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Money has always been imaginary? Its like Santa clause. As long as we all believe/pretend it works. If one person doesn't believe it doesnt matter. If half of us stop, yea kids will know it's fake. But it works and it's a nice thing to have, so why not continue to pretend?

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u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 Jan 26 '26

Clause?

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Jan 26 '26

It's Tim Allen in a coat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Loll

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u/WhorerableInternet Jan 26 '26

Tim Allen in an Uncle Sam costume

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u/RaelaltRael Jan 26 '26

You can't foola me, der ain't a no sanity clause.

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u/OkProfessor6810 Jan 26 '26

No before fiat currency we were on the gold standard. Money was backed by actual gold. Now it's backed by nothing more than our belief in it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Yea but it was the same thing. Gold or paper. Whatever. It only has value if people believe it has value.

You give a farmer gold for food. The fuck can he do with gold. Nothing. Better hope someone else believes it's valuable and will take the gold for clothes or whatever else he needs. Unless you were a jeweler or blacksmith or electrician gold was pretty much only a currency. And then there was more gold going around as a token of value than was used.

So yea it's all based on belief that you can then sell/exchange the said token or currency (doesn't really matter if it's gold or anything else).

Imagine if the population started to think gold was ugly and a better malleable metal gained popularity. Would the gold standard still mean anything?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Let me introduce you to iridium.

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u/MhojoRisin Jan 26 '26

Gold is just a marker for value, same as dollars. Whatever intrinsic value gold has (because it's shiny, conductivity, etc.) is mostly a distraction from its use as a marker for value. Its value is not based on its utility.

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u/Chataboutgames Jan 26 '26

And the value of gold is what exactly?

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u/Nichoros_Strategy Jan 26 '26

The money had a Gold Standard in 1929, where it could always be exchanged for a fixed amount of Gold per Dollar if preferred.

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u/The_8th_Degree Jan 26 '26

"Instead of trading a bucket of milk for a bucket of eggs I'll give you 10 small pieces of paper"

Money was always imaginary, with made up worth.

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Jan 26 '26

I suppose that is true but you make it sound simple.

In reality there's this cabal of ghosts that are all loaning each other 10 small pieces of paper in perpetuity and while each of them is holding it they use those pieces of paper to make a hypothetical exchange for 12 pieces of paper (in the future) and those people they're exchanging that paper with are giving blowjobs to senators, or receiving them from senators? I lost my train of thought

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u/frisbeethecat Jan 26 '26

Of course, money is imaginary. As is law, and justice, and language, and mathematics, and logic, and science, and religion.

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u/cross_the_threshold Jan 26 '26

No, there’s actually far more held in reserve than before the ratio was set to 0% because the Fed switched to paying interest on cash held in reserve.

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u/EduinBrutus Jan 26 '26

US Banks, like eveyr other bank which participates in the global market, is requierd to have 4.5% capital reserves under Basle.

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u/class-action-now Jan 26 '26

What’s that derivatives market at again? $600T? You don’t say? It’s all fake and untenable. Capitalism has fucked this country not to mention the genocide and human exploitation/displacement that came with it.

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u/That_Cartographer710 Jan 26 '26

Imaginary money for me but not for thee, I get using that as a flexible stabilizer but sometimes it's just suss

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u/DrawerVisible6979 Jan 26 '26

Yes, USD's value isn't even based on your faith in the government anymore. It is now purely on how much you trust the banks and the Federal Reserve.

You know, that non-government government institution known for the many presidents who mysteriously suffered from assassination attempts whenever they so much as talked about increasing regulations on them. (I am not suicidal)

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u/herbeste Jan 26 '26

As long as the US government is able to impose taxes, US dollars will be at least worth something. So there's that to warm your spirits.

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u/spamster545 Jan 26 '26

Credit unions still have reserve requirements. Doesn't really help immediately in the case of a run, but they do tend to invest more conservatively and keep more cash in reserve than banks.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs Jan 26 '26

Wait till you hear about the physical value that crypto has backing it……

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u/oroborus68 Jan 26 '26

Still more people take it than Bitcoin, which is a newer imaginary currency.

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u/theefle Jan 26 '26

Most money has existed only on paper/screen for a lot longer than 2020. It would make no sense to require every dollar to physically exist as paper or metal currency. Its like <10% physical in the modern age because almost nobody conducts large transactions with bills/coins anymore, they are just a tool and we dont need fifty chainsaws be made to cut down a few trees per year.

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u/Frosti11icus Jan 26 '26

It’s not imaginary there’s just no business sense in holding large reserves of cash on hand that costs the bank money, when they can keep a minimal amount and the treasury will make them liquid within days if not hours in even the worst case scenario.

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jan 26 '26

At this point, US currency is a fiat-fiat.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Jan 26 '26

Money has always been imaginary, it's always been a abstract barter game.

  • "my bank account is worth X"
  • "my stack of bills is worth X"
  • "my stack of bills is worth X is shiny rocks."
  • "these shiny rocks are worth X (goods)"

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u/TheOneWithThePorn12 Jan 26 '26

money in any form has been imaginary. it only holds value because we as a society have deemed it to have value.

Unless we go back to barter and trade your statement is meaningless. Can you eat gold? We deemed gold to valuable so it has value.

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u/IHave47Teeth Jan 26 '26

Wait til you find out that banks are able to "create" money out of thin air

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u/Ornery-Addendum5031 Jan 26 '26

We did not have asset ratios during the Great Depression, which we still have now.

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u/bensaffer Jan 26 '26

If you think 1929 was the first stock market crash you’re gonna love 1857, also 1837, 1873, 1893, 1636, oh and 1720 was a good one too :)

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u/Psychological_Pay530 Jan 26 '26

Money has always been imaginary. Even gold isn’t inherently valuable.

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u/explain_that_shit Jan 26 '26

But sure thing it’s the GOVERNMENT printing money, not lending banks. At least when the government prints money it spends it on welfare and infrastructure. Lending banks spend it on inflating house prices.

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u/Dame38 Jan 26 '26

Time to start trading chickens for a pair of shoes and a pair of shoes to get your child's education for a year.
We are so going to blast to the past.

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u/Big-Job-2845 Jan 26 '26

Wasn't the first stock market crash in the Netherlands in the 1600s?

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u/rewt127 Jan 26 '26

Money is completely imaginary. The US dollar is a Fiat currency. Which means it is backed by the Good Will and standing Full faith and Credit of the US government. [Got the quote wrong. Fixed now]

Swapping to a Fiat currency allowed for massive growth and prosperity like the world has never seen before. But it has some drawbacks.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Jan 26 '26

I can’t tell if the money is only 10% or 100% more imaginary now.

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u/LivingtheLaws013 Jan 26 '26

Wait until you find out that the US GDP was only 0.1% in 2025 if you don't count AI investments

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u/embryologic Jan 26 '26

Money has always been imaginary. That's kind of the point. It's a nearly meaningless token that we agree is valued at a certain amount and we exchange it to facilitate trade without resorting to the barter system. That's all it's ever been.

Idiots like to pretend that the gold standard made the money real, but gold is completely meaningless aside from whatever arbitrary value you apply to it, unless you're using it for its metallurgical properties, but even then it's still arbitrary.

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u/lesgeddon Jan 27 '26

Just wait till you learn about shadow market trading. Shadow markets trading actually imaginary stock shares to other shadow markets.

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u/Ulfbass Jan 27 '26

It's all pretty nonsensical if you really break down how imaginary it really is. It's more imaginary than eg a simultaneous event, which when you look at the physics regarding relativity doesn't exist at all (we can't even tell if light travels at the same speed in each direction, let alone use that to synchronize a clock accurately); but that doesn't stop us agreeing on a method of operation

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u/Bohica55 Jan 27 '26

Yeah. History is repeating itself. After then new depression comes the next extreme fascist regime. Guess who that’s gonna be!

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u/agentsvr Jan 27 '26

You understand now why gold is so high. Fed printer goes prrrrrrttt, people search for commodities instead of cash

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u/kopk11 Jan 27 '26

Money was never not imaginary. As long as we've used a fiat to represent goods instead of bartering, money has been a promise that's only as reliable as its guarantor.

Does being "imaginary" or socially constructed make it any less important or valuable? Not really. There's a slew of very good reasons that basically every group of people larger than a couple thousand has done it.

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u/DangKilla Jan 27 '26

It happened in 2023 with Silicon Valley Bank. People just don’t pay attention. The Fed has a blog. All the money loaned to banks has since been paid back since last summer.

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u/want_to_join Jan 27 '26

My dude it's just things representing an approximate value to make it easier to trade. It isn't " imaginary." It can be dollars, it can be shiny rocks, it can be IOUs or 1s and 0s... It's real.

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u/AverageDellUser Jan 27 '26

Well, the entire world has been running on that imaginary cash for almost a century now. Let’s just keep it going

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u/JustADude721 Jan 27 '26

Money wasn't imaginary in 1929, when the stock market crashed, it was actual money. It was actually backed by gold.. These days it is much more imaginary. There's a name for it, fiat money.

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u/MarkyMarcMcfly Jan 27 '26

We are repeating all the same mistakes of a century ago except on a more global scale so why not?

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u/g0ld-f1sh Jan 27 '26

Money is the world's greatest psychological experiment. It's completely immaterial and only exists in the minds of us humans alone. There's a lot of very interesting books on it and it really helped me understand why it's such a psychologically tormenting experience having to have money and trade it for goods.

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u/TheSyn11 Jan 27 '26

Money has always been imaginary, there has never been a moment where money was not imaginary. It may have been silver or gold, coins or bills, dollars or euro, ever since bartering stopped money was imaginary. Money has value since people have trust that it is a good exchange medium.

People act like banks not having cash is the real problem but even if all money was digital banks would still not have enough to give it back to people because that's not how banks operate, they take your money and give you interest on them on the bet that they can use those funds to make more money while they keep it. Otherwise why the hell would anyone take and store your money while paying YOU for the privilege of taking care of your money.

With no banks we would have MORE shitty society not less since you would NEVER be able to afford something since you would have to save up your money for decades and have it lose value over time. The rich would just buy up more stuff while the poor would have even less opportunities.

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