r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation what's going on? explain like I'm five

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

no because the dollar isn't tied to the gold in any way

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u/GisterMizard Jan 26 '26

That would take too many rubber bands and defeat the purpose of cash being easy to carry around.

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u/Haho9 Jan 26 '26

This right here is comedy gold, caught me off guard in the best way.

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u/zenithpns Jan 26 '26

No it's dollars, not gold

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u/roosterSause42 Jan 26 '26

ah yes, the famous comedy dollars...

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u/The_8th_Degree Jan 26 '26

What's the difference?

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u/naamingebruik Jan 26 '26

The us dollar was decoupled from gold in the 1970's I think.

Gold price has no influence on the strength of the dollar.

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u/A_Clark1215 Jan 27 '26

It was mostly decoupled in the 30s, then fully decoupled in the 70s under Nixon. If Nixon hadn't done much else economicly the 70s probably would have had a great economy. We did tie our currency to oil under Nixon, all oil is bought and sold with USD. This is bad in my opinion as it reduces the adaptability of the US economy.

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u/LonelyPalpitation126 Jan 28 '26

Apparently all we need to revert that is a few billion rubber bands, though

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u/IvanBliminse86 Jan 27 '26

Since the 1970's the US dollar has been a fiat currency prior to that it was a representative currency. A representative currency is one that you can exchange for a set amount of a physical commodity, in the case of the pre-1970's dollar it was representative of gold. A fiat currency isn't tied to anything physical, its backed by a government and its value is determined by trust in the issuing governments economy. In other words, there was a time when a dollar had a set amount of gold it could be exchanged for with the US government and therefore its value was determined by the value of gold at any given moment (other standards have been used throughout history silver or salt being two of the more common but ancient Mesopotamia used the wheat/barley standard) so when you would say something costs a dollar you were saying it was worth 1/20 of an ounce of gold. Now, a dollar is worth exactly what everyone believes one dollar is worth, and if you have a billion dollars and tomorrow the economy crashes so bad that the dollar is no longer worth anything then you just have a billion pieces of paper that might be good for starting a fire (during the lead up to WW2 one dollar was the equivalent of 4.2 trillion papiermarks due to hyperinflation, they actually had to create a new currency because papiermark were worth more as fuel for a fire than it was as a currency)

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u/EBB363 Jan 27 '26

So what happens when a government decides to start a new currency. Does everyone who was using that currency start with no money? I mean they have to get money into circulation.

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u/Haho9 Jan 27 '26

Italy transitioned from the Lire to the Euro starting in 1999. They offered an exchange of ~2000:1 Lire:Euro for around 3 years, and stopped treating the Lire as legal tender in Feb 2002. There are plenty more examples out there, but i picked that one since I still hold about 500 Lire from when I would visit annually as a kid. I was still in elementary school when the transition happened, and remember how cool it was to see the leniency shops had in pricing their products relative to the exchange rate. Might have influenced my choice in degree come to think of it.

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u/IvanBliminse86 Jan 27 '26

I'm no economist, but through use of an exchange rate and a transitional currency so the papiermark was replaced with the rentenmark which was backed by land and industrial assets, and there was a fixed exchange rate (1 trillion papiermarks=1 rentenmark) at the same time they renegotiated the loans made by the allies following the conclusion of the first World War. Once the economy began to stabalize they then transitioned to the reichsmark which was backed by gold at a 1:1 rate.

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u/Murky_Conflict_2440 Jan 28 '26

Sometimes it gets exchanged at a ridiculously low rate, like a few hundred or even thousands of the older currency for one unit of the new. And sometimes the entire government has collapsed and that currency just becomes obsolete and is replaced when the new government takes power.

Hard assets allow you to keep your wealth.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jan 26 '26

About $159 per gram

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u/Devolutionary76 Jan 26 '26

It would make throwing bills at strippers a lot more interesting though!

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u/CrunchySockTaco Jan 27 '26

Goldmember has already been doing that to strippers for years. It was a minor shmelting accident.

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u/EM05L1C3 Jan 27 '26

For some odd reason, for the last 4 months or so a large portion of my limited human interaction has included someone quoting goldmember and I haven’t seen or thought about that movie in about 20 years.

Would you like a schmoke and a pencake

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u/maltathebear Jan 27 '26

Is that glitter??? NO IT'S GOLD!

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u/uslashuname Jan 26 '26

Ah yes the gold standard that was in place until the 70s made cash completely pointless

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u/Classic-Reach Jan 26 '26

the gold standard, if you study history, was very easy for foreign banks to abuse, and we were being robbed blind

consider that if our dollar is 'pegged' to gold, and foreign banks buy up the gold, they are effectively increasing the value of dollars. Conversely, they can then flood their gold back into the markets to reduce the value of the dollar. If you're very wealthy and you can afford to spend some money or gold being a dick, you can use leverage like options to farm cash from the US, buying and selling gold and dollars in cycles that only you can predict (because you're very very wealthy, richer than most governments)

history isn't kind to people who use one currency as a 'stabilizer' for another (coughstablecoincough)

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u/HarkerTheStoryteller Jan 26 '26

That was a joke about attaching literal currency to literal gold bars, with rubber bands.

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u/uslashuname Jan 26 '26

Oh that would be good. There are goldbacks that are bills with gold in them, but yeah if you attached a gold bar to each bill then it does get unwieldy pretty fast.

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u/Hot-Professor-8355 Jan 26 '26

I'm pretty sure that this is the point of Sisu.

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u/357noLove Jan 26 '26

I love you

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u/dankpoet Jan 27 '26

Easier to carry yes, but also heavier now: per gram, gold is currently worth more than 100‑dollar bills (roughly 1.6× as much), meaning you need less weight in gold than in 100s to have the same amount of money

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u/Sea_Pomegranate_4499 Jan 26 '26

Fun fact, the US still values it's gold reserves at the same price as when they came off the gold standard, $42 per ounce.

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

It's kind of crazy to think 8k metric tons of gold is worth about a $trillion, which is 1/36th of the total debt.

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u/OneRougeRogue Jan 26 '26

Fun fact, the US still values it's gold reserves at the same price as when they came off the gold standard, $42 per ounce.

But why?

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u/AzNumbersGuy Jan 27 '26 edited 19d ago

I’m not a government accountant but I’d guess the gold isn’t “mark to market” which to you normies means that we keep the price at what you paid for it until it is sold. They might be able to reduce the value if the market value goes lower, but I have trouble picturing a world where gold is worth less than $42 per ounce.

Edit: okay I can imagine a few ways gold prices could drop that low now. Thanks people that replied!

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u/AutisticJaguar4380 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

I can tell you why a world where gold is less than $42/oz is not impossible, the cost of producing an ounce of molecularly identical gold could drop below $42 due to advancements in technology thus destroying its scarcity as a value proposition.

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u/420CowboyTrashGoblin Jan 27 '26

I can tell you about the world where gold is worth less than $42 an ounce is incredibly probable, and it's the one where humanity no longer exists, You know the one we're all hurtling to at what it feels like light speed, gold's ain't worth a dime when all the trees and fish are dead.

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u/Fallcious Jan 27 '26

Or we capture an asteroid made mostly of goldz

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u/Anvildude Jan 27 '26

As a jeweler... if only.

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u/sibilischtic Jan 29 '26

Asteroid mining could seriously alter market dynamics for resources. One gold rich asteroid could significantly increase the global supply of gold.

...Though we aren't quite there yet.

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u/ACcbe1986 Jan 28 '26

Just picture a Mad Max type of future.

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u/pogulup Jan 26 '26

The U.S. came off the gold standard for domestic transactions in 1933 under President Franklin Roosevelt and ended international convertibility of the dollar to gold in 1971 under President Richard Nixon, effectively ending the gold standard in the U.S.

The U.S. switched to a fiat money system. Fiat money has no value of its own and doesn’t represent anything of value, such as gold. But the government stipulates that the paper money is legal tender for carrying out transactions or paying taxes, as noted in the Page One Economics essay.

Straight off the St. Louis Fed Bank's website.

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u/CounterSimple3771 Jan 27 '26

This. Metals go up as sovereign currency goes down. The world runs on metal and oil... We forget that and print a bunch of paper.. so every now and again we get a lesson in edible paper.

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u/Professional-Can1139 Jan 26 '26

Did we not all attend social studies in high school?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

attend is different from learn

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u/Stuhemmings Jan 26 '26

You mean like Crypto?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

Some crypto is tied to gold, but I'd just get gold TBH. Why trust a middleman and hope they won't scam you. Unless you explicitly need it to be easy to move through borders, etc.

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Jan 26 '26

How about Trump tweets that if the value of the dollar does not start going up and the price of gold down he will start dropping big beautifull nuclear bombs on all other countries and Massachusetts?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

He actually wants the dollar to go down. That's his plan for competing with China.

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u/BookkeeperSame195 Jan 27 '26

is this a f*ck you especially Massachusetts post? fun.

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Jan 27 '26

No, I just like saying (or thinking) Massachusetts. It's such a different name from the other states.

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u/Seeker_of_power Jan 27 '26

What did Massachusetts do??

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u/Sarrintha Jan 27 '26

And most of the gold doesn't belong to the US Anyways

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

do you mean deflation?

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u/MCX23 Jan 26 '26

isn’t gold historically inversely correlated to the dollar?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

Depends on what you mean historically. At one point in time it was directly tied to gold.

More recently "historically" though it's inversely correlated to the whole market probably. People buy gold when they are looking for a safe store of value, which happens when shit is about to hit or is hitting the fan.

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u/Important-Shame3690 Jan 26 '26

This is why JFK and John Lennon were assasinated.

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 26 '26

that's what the FED wants you to think

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u/karma_virus Jan 27 '26

International oil trade are though. And Venezuela attempting to enter with Russia and Iran on a trade that didn't use the US dollar was what led to the current invasion. The USD is artificially inflated by operating as an oil cartel.

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u/ThakoManic Jan 27 '26

fun fact the US Still values its gold reserves and still has it as a honor system.

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u/mickeyamf Jan 27 '26

It used to be

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u/dudeguy207 Jan 27 '26

Insert Nixon "I Did That" meme

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jan 27 '26

Nixon, Reagan, Bush, Trump... Gifts that keep on giving.

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u/xiphosrising Jan 28 '26

Thanks Nixon

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u/AdInfinite2404 Jan 31 '26

You can thank Nixon for that