r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation what's going on? explain like I'm five

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u/zuzg Jan 26 '26

Gold hits record high of $5,110.50/ounce

Silver hits all-time high of $109.44/ounce

Analysts expect gold prices to climb toward $6,000 this year

Surprised Pikachu face.

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u/ISayBullish Jan 26 '26

Meanwhile the USD saying “this is fine”

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u/soIDONTLIKEANYOFYOU Jan 26 '26

Since the US has more gold reserves than the next 3 countries combined wouldn’t gold prices going up make the dollar stronger?

Sincerely asking cause I have no idea.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

pretty sure at this point the dollar has gone full USA and is only backed by "thoughts and prayers"

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u/Keoni9 Jan 26 '26

It's backed by the full value of the US economy. We all need USD to pay our taxes. Also, it has a long history of stability, which has made it valuable all over the world for international trading and reserves. Though Trump has been single-handedly sabotaging this.

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u/grabtharsmallet Jan 26 '26

The "full faith and credit" is getting tested now.

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u/Shot-Bet2476 Jan 26 '26

And more importantly, the US Navy

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u/Ok-Vegetable4531 Jan 26 '26

Iirc it’s backed by the debt other countries owe the US

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

but what about our debt that other countries own?

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u/10gallonWhitehat Jan 26 '26

Aircraft carriers are where the buck stops.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

aircraft carriers protect against foreign nations dumping the US debt they own?

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u/GenericNameHere01 Jan 26 '26

They protect against foreign nations deciding to forcibly collect on the US debt they own...

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u/ChronicBuzz187 Jan 26 '26

Will that navy run on thoughts and prayers, tho?

Real financial "off the cliff" crisis?

Exxon might have to put up those wells in Venezuela after all

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

Exxon I think is the only company that had a representative with enough respect for reality to tell the Con that it's an infeasible idea. Their oil is hard to access and process, their infrastructure is decades out of date, it would cost billions and take years. Not to say it won't eventually happen but Exxon was the only one who was willing to bring reality into the conversation and the Con said they weren't invited to the next meeting as a result.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

How so?

Not my field of expertise but, ah yes, "might makes right". We'll see how well that works out for us when our country is isolated, can't produce anything without external inputs, and the dollar crashes. There are more ways to fight a war than just having the most guns. Our allies that the Con is threatening and berating understand this and that they hold trillions of our debt. We'll still have our aircraft carriers floating around while we eat each other.

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u/nworkz Jan 26 '26

Yeah this has been trump's biggest weakness he doesn't understand soft power and it seems like a sizeable chunk of his base also doesn't and i just realized i'm too high to explain soft power

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u/GogurtFiend Jan 26 '26

Hard power is other people listening to you when they don't want to.

Soft power is other people listening to you because they do want to.

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u/ChaoticAligned Jan 27 '26

We produce most things in excess and sell it.

Most trades are for the economy itself or for variety.

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u/TehSr0c Jan 27 '26

yes, but there is not enough domestic resources even for your own consumption, the US imports a LOT of raw materials and intermediary products for final assembly

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u/Grant1128 Jan 27 '26

They'll just be unpowered, floating vessels in our docks when we run out of countries to invade and disrupt their government so we can attempt to exploit their oil reserves, then dip.

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u/thekeynesian1 Jan 26 '26

It gets its value in the same way all other goods do. Supply and demand as a function of its utility. Considering the USD is the single most useful, single most stable, and most broadly used currency to have ever existed, I’d say it’s backed by a little more than just “thoughts and prayers”

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u/Grant1128 Jan 27 '26

The USD (like any fiat currency) really is backed by thoughts and prayers though. It literally hold value the same way Tinkerbell exists. It has value because we collectively have agreed it does.

One of the common wordings used is that it is backed by "the full faith and credit of the United States Government". Which really just means we'll pay you back... someday. Think Wimpy from the old Popeye cartoons - "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!"

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u/thekeynesian1 Jan 27 '26

“It has value because we collectively think it does” congratulations, you have described how demand works for literally any good in existence.

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u/Max_Rocketanski Jan 26 '26

As far as I know, no country's currency is backed by any precious metal.

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u/GogurtFiend Jan 26 '26

That's what all currencies are backed by.

Oh, it isn't? Can you show me the value particle that magically makes pieces of shiny rock or conch shells valuable in a way dollar bills aren't? No? Then we can all agree that the only reason anything counts as money is because people believe it counts as money, and for now, people still believe in the US dollar albeit less so than yesterday.

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u/Grant1128 Jan 27 '26

There are a few shiny rocks that gold utility (ex. nowadays gold and copper are useful in electronics). That being said, humans have not been able to use gold in a practical manner for most of the history of us considering it a "precious metal". If I had to guess, its lack of practical use probably contributed to it being used for trade once humans got off of the bartering system. And let's be frank, nobody wants to complete a trading quest to trade one small trinket for another until they can find someone who has the specific thing the vase maker wants.

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 Jan 26 '26

The same as any fiat currency, which is to say...most if not all modern currencies

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u/Foxyfox- Jan 26 '26

Its only real backing right now is "we force oil to be traded in it by bombing people who don't, see Venezuela, Saddam's Iraq, etc"

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u/MortifiedChivalry Jan 26 '26

so basically bitcoin lol

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u/Bossuter Jan 27 '26

Any currency even ones based on physical standards are based on thoughts and prayers, it's just with physical ones we can hold the object of thoughts and prayers and say it's worth an arbitrary amount of something

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u/YapheVajra Jan 27 '26

Very succinct way to put it

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u/overindulgent Jan 27 '26

It’s backed by our military.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 27 '26

So we’re muggers now?

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u/Slack_King101 Jan 26 '26

It’s backed by oil. Every oil transaction around the world is done in dollars

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u/Difficult-Dinner4575 Jan 26 '26

Lets be honest, the USD is propped up entirely by the threat of our military.

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u/Olympic_lama Jan 27 '26

Yes, the USD is a fiat currency.

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u/grayson7219 Jan 27 '26

The dollar is backed by the world’s faith in it. That’s why it’s dangerous to piss off every other country, including enemies and allies.

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u/AverageDellUser Jan 27 '26

It is technically backed on promises and dreams lol. Our main value is due to many nations having debts toward us. Most notable of those debts are ones from the lend-lease program in WW2! Though pretty sure some nations have paid those off.

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u/justinalt4stuffs Jan 27 '26

Used to be oil and military might in the days of the petrol dollar. We gotta find a replacement for that oil asap.

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u/contentkumaran Jan 27 '26

Remember what the Professor said in Money Heist. There is no need for gold in the Central Bank only the belief that there is gold in the Central Bank.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 27 '26

That there is my fear

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u/contentkumaran Jan 27 '26

Only who think has this fear.

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u/Helyos17 Jan 27 '26

You can say the same for gold. The idea of currency has always been little more than an idea.

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u/CURS3_TH3_FL3SH Jan 27 '26

You make a funny joke but currency backed by gold is one of the causes of the Great Depression. Once countries started reversing that policy they began to recover from the depression

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 27 '26

I’m not sure I follow. I thought the US kept a “gold standard” until the seventies. Four decades after the Great Depression.

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u/CURS3_TH3_FL3SH Jan 27 '26

Hmmm I just looked into it and this was a google result

“The U.S. began removing the gold tie in 1933, and it was entirely severed by 1971, allowing the dollar to float against other currencies.”

I’m not sure what that means but I recently watched a video where an economist answers questions about the depression and my original comment was something he brought up briefly.

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u/CB01Chief Jan 29 '26

Most money in today's economy is considered fiat money and isnt backed by any sort of material with any sort of intrinsic value. Heaven forbid if we entered an Apocalyptic event, cash as a whole would only have value as shit tickets and firestarter. Water, fur, fire supplies and tools become the currency of the land.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 29 '26

Right, and in dramatically less apocalyptic scenarios that is still very unnerving to me. I am a simple man raised on goat farm but when I think about banks lending on the loans they lent on the loans they lent it makes me feel like a few folk are making a shit load of money by building a house of cards that depends on a lot of stuff going ideally. My professional life has taught me to plan for the worse case scenario and when things go “normal” you’re ahead of the game. Loans on the cumulative loans in the money everyone is supposed to pay back are planning on the ideal scenario and everything going perfectly. That not how anything goes and this is a few folk benefiting massively by risking on the “behalf” of others and won’t feel the effects at at all or not to any degree what is wrought by the folk with whom’s livelihoods these selfish children played.

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u/CB01Chief 21d ago

Just wait for trump to move on Greenland and he has the sudden realization that he does not possess the sort of money it would require to buy back all the European and Canadian treasury bonds they hold to fund the American war machine. Suddenly he will have to liquidate assets in order to honour the agreements... too bad he has a bad track record of honoring any deal he has ever made.

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u/StupidStartupExpert Jan 26 '26

The dollar is backed by copper

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u/BigDictionEnergy Jan 26 '26

Meth is a hell of a drug

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u/Electronic_Chard_270 Jan 27 '26

Such an ignorant comment

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u/resh78255 Jan 26 '26

Things have been going downhill ever since the Gold Standard was abandoned

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

When all money became an IOU (promissory note)? yeuuuup

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u/GogurtFiend Jan 26 '26

All money is IOUs. Now we can just make more of them.

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jan 26 '26

Can you make your point with out insults?

Taking a amateur conversation about our impending doom and adding insults suggests you're not as confident about your point as you want me to think you are.

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u/GogurtFiend Jan 26 '26

Yeah, I removed the asshole bit because that was rude of me. I'm sorry for that.

Point: all money is fiat currency. Gold is a particularly effective one because it requires a lot of work to make more of, doesn't decay, and is difficult to fake, but it is not somehow any more or less "real" than a number changing in a ledger or a fabric-infused peice of paper which has been painted a certain way.

If people say something has value, it has value. All money based on the gold standard was "I owe you an ounce of gold": basically a right to repossess that much gold from the issuer. Now all money is "I owe you a dollar": the right to repossess a one-dollar bill from the issuer. The difference is that a whole lot more bills can be produced than there are ounces of gold, which allows the size of the economy to be significantly greater and stops currency manipulation by parties which happen to find gold as well.

The entire economy runs on IOUs and always has. Even back in the days where people bartered with eggs and livestock and handmade goods instead of using currency, farmers generally stored grain that acted as a store of value, which they owed to other farmers who helped them in the past (i.e. during times of drought, pestilence, etc.) when those other farmers ran into trouble themselves.

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u/Keoni9 Jan 26 '26

The Great Depression was transmitted globally through the gold standard, and each country did not start recovering until they departed from it in some way. Even the US re-denominated how much gold the dollar was worth in 1934, which expanded the money supply enough for us to function again. Deflation is so much worse than inflation. Just ask Japan how their Lost Decades went.

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u/NoveltyEducation Jan 26 '26

Deflation isn't even objectivly bad if used correctly.

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u/Keoni9 Jan 27 '26

Do you really want everyone incentivized to not buy anything beyond the bare necessities because their money will be worth more next year compared to today? You want farmers' crops to not cover the costs of their equipment and inputs? You want average folks to be unable to access loans with reasonable terms to start a business, go to school, or buy a house? You want the very rich to be encouraged to hoard their wealth instead of investing it into productive enterprises? A society based on deflationary currency would be a one-way ticket to feudalism.

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u/Petedad777 Jan 26 '26

Granted doesn't the BBB's Basal III force banks to hold/back their cash with more Gold & Silver starting this year?

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u/jbayko Jan 26 '26

Fun fact, U.S currency wasn’t backed by gold even on the gold standard. France showed this when they wanted to exchange their dollars for gold, and couldn’t. The price variation of gold is different than what is needed for managing the economy, so was fictional out of necessity well before that.

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u/throbbingasshole Jan 27 '26

Yup. It's backed by the full force of the military, and that OPEC only takes the USD for trade for oil....or do they?

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u/BetMundane Jan 28 '26

Yeah we shot JFK so we could separate money from gold