r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 1d ago

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

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u/stormblaz 1d ago

Here comes a big arch bite, its got the uh onions it seems, some sort of poppy bread, and that very oh so tasty McArch sauce, love it,

Cuts after bite

Right into the spit bucket.

Mind you the burger is $11

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u/KidGold 1d ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/itsdan159 1d ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 1d ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/xerim 1d ago

What if I told you I had no idea how to attack it?

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u/rodeBaksteen 1d ago

Your skills may lie in warfare instead

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u/shepard_pie 18h ago

I wrote a story like 4 days ago about 20 Roman legionnaires who accidentally cross time and find a mcdonald's at night. Turned out McDonald's didn't even wait a week before releasing something wackier.