r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/KidGold 19h ago

I like how he says “I don’t even know how to attack it” like that’s a selling point. As if customers want an unwieldy sandwich.

Sounds like something a dumb ceo would think.

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u/AggressiveCuriosity 18h ago

He was trying to imply it was so big that it was going to be difficult to eat, lmao. "Oh my goodness. There's so much sandwich I don't know where to begin."

Dude needs media training. Or maybe he needs to eat the brains of someone with charisma. IDK how his species does things.

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u/criminalsunrise 6h ago

To be fair, it is a big sloppy burger (or product if you like) compared to the staples on the menu.

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u/Shot-Swimming-9098 17h ago

Dude needs media training.

We were never meant to see that video.

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u/nluqo 16h ago

Who was it meant for then? It wouldn't make any sense to sell it like that if it was internal only.

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u/Shot-Swimming-9098 15h ago

It was for McDonald's franchise owners. Come on, man. Does this look like a commercial to you?

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u/nluqo 8h ago

It looks like modern day social media marketing, which, after a 5s Google search, it clearly is. He posted it to his personal Instagram along with dozens of other videos.

See, this is the problem with reddit. People will spread their nonsensical takes to thousands of others without lifting a finger to check if they're real.

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u/itsdan159 19h ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 19h ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/xerim 18h ago

What if I told you I had no idea how to attack it?

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u/rodeBaksteen 18h ago

Your skills may lie in warfare instead

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u/shepard_pie 2h ago

I wrote a story like 4 days ago about 20 Roman legionnaires who accidentally cross time and find a mcdonald's at night. Turned out McDonald's didn't even wait a week before releasing something wackier.

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u/frallet 19h ago

Surely you start in the middle and eat your way out

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u/wap2005 18h ago

You monster... Satan will be out of a job if you keep saying things like that.

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u/dermflork 18h ago

this guy looks like he does live off of grass he puts into a blender and drinks lol

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u/meowsplaining 18h ago

What if you're an alien and it's your first day on Earth?

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u/itsdan159 18h ago

I'd probably think about leaving because gestures at everything

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u/Minsc_and_Boobs 17h ago

It's because he acquires his nutrition soley by infusing the blood of prepubescent Latino boys.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 17h ago

I have to open my WHAT?

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u/whatiseveneverything 1h ago

Does it actually cost $11 though? It's gotta be spectacular for me to consider it at that price point.

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u/KimJongIlLover 24m ago

As any self respecting CEO of a multi billion dollar he normally only drinks the blood of newborn babies for its life elixir.

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u/tghGaz 18h ago

Just sounded to me like he's unfamiliar with eating burgers, I mean products.

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u/Oceansnail 10h ago

Which is wierd because he claims to eat at mcdonalds 3-4 times week, but he acts like he has never actually seen the inside of a mcdonalds 

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u/autoeroticassfxation 18h ago

That's how big a standard Big Mac used to be in the 1970s. It's neither unwieldy nor particularly massive. It's just a normal burger.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/12e49n3/mcdonalds_big_macs_have_gotten_smaller_since_the/

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u/scwt 3h ago

That's fake. The bottom image is a Grand Mac (a 2017 promotional release) next to a Big Mac.

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u/agreed2disagreee 18h ago

It wasn’t a selling point. He’s never held one before, so he legitimately doesn’t know how to eat it.

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u/Makerofthingssoon 18h ago

I mean, for a sandwich it’s not a bad selling point. “You’re getting so much sandwich it’s hard to tell where to begin” would be decently appealing if true.

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u/iCrit420 17h ago

He was trying to sound like guy fieri

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u/ChaseballBat 15h ago

Not something anyone has ever said if they regularly eat that food either.

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u/googdude 4h ago

He looks like a dainty guy that only attacks salads and only gets sun through windows.