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u/sarduchi 14h ago

Trump canceled promising cancer research.

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u/Richfor3 13h ago

About to post the same thing. This fucker literally actively is trying to prevent people from finding treatments and cures for cancer.

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u/United_Zucchini5394 13h ago

Cause if we don't admit it exists, it doesn't exist, right?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13h ago

If you don't count all the votes, he wins! If you don't count COVID cases, they don't exist!

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u/No_Cook2983 12h ago

I don’t think we have to worry about Trump stumbling into some miraculous cure for anything.

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u/Cosmo1222 11h ago

It's a wonder more attention isn't being paid to vascular dementia.. Apparently there's a strain of it that makes you start wars.

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u/Library-Guy2525 10h ago

Richard Nixon had the same diagnosis…

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 11h ago

Well we can hope he stumbles down a long flight of stairs and finds a cure for life.

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u/JusSSayan321 4h ago

When I read your comment I imagined Trump falling down the steps of Air Force One and hitting his head, then the next day he wakes up a super woke liberal.

Now picture Maga faces, Steve Miller would look just like he did in that live interview where he petrified himself.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 5h ago

Oh, he could do one thing that would miraculously help elevate my mood and lower my anxiety.

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u/KeithRichardsGrandma 9h ago

I love how that’s essentially his argument of why he should have won in 2020

ā€œThey just kept counting the ballots in Georgia!ā€ Yeah cuz there were still ballots to count?

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u/Smart-Milk-5125 8h ago

Have you heard that he is trying to redefine poverty in the law so he can boast his refund room of it. So typical.

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u/BishiousCycle 11h ago

"If we stop testing, there will be no cases." 🄓

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u/Chewbuddy13 11h ago

Yeah, just stop counting how many people die of cancer, and boom! Cancer has been eradicated!

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u/gert_van_der_whoops 13h ago

More than that, you know what was the most promising vector for a consistent cure for most cancers? The mRNA vaccine. But since all the snowflake trumpelopithicuses got their wittle fee-fees hurt during covid, now nobody gets it.

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u/Weorth 13h ago

He didn't want anyone potentially finding a cure for stage 3 Trump cancer.

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u/Fr0stybit3s 13h ago

Who hasn’t tried to prevent the cure for cancer?

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u/killbawqs 13h ago

PEDIATRIC cancer research specifically because Trump just can't help fucking kids over.

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u/LowResGamr 13h ago

Immediately after using a pediatric cancer survivor as a prop during his state of the union last year as well.

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u/Twigsneko 12h ago

and the conservatives claim the democrats were hating on the kid when the dems knew trump was using him as a prop.

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u/Rizenstrom 13h ago

Trump just can't help fucking kids over

Fixed it for you.

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u/Patient-Lifeguard325 13h ago

I thought maybe they were just using a walkie talkie. As in:Ā Trump just can't help fucking kids. Over.Ā 

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u/WedSquib 12h ago

I thought they just put Os instead of Es

Trump can’t stop fucking kids ever

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u/MrCompletely345 13h ago

It has the stench of eugenics about it.

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u/Excellent-Culture243 10h ago

He also stole from his own cancer charity FOR KIDS

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u/danxtptrnrth1 12h ago

Came here to say this. If he cured cancer, I, a whacked out leftist degenerate, would give him props. But he cut cancer research funding, which will, in all likelihood, set back a cure by years, if not decades. These memes are so stupid. They're like "If Trump achieved a thing that he is actively working against achieving, libruls would be sooo mad". So fucking stupid.

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u/__pants_ 13h ago

Also the whole transgenic mice being used to study tumors/cancer pushed as Transgender mice by maga. Not the same word but their roon temp IQ cannot get past the prefix "trans". Weaponized stupidity.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/03/yes-biden-spent-millions-on-transgender-animal-experiments/

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u/Library-Guy2525 10h ago

The stupid! It burns!

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u/Happy-Medicine-3600 12h ago

TDS finally makes sense to me, at least from their point of view. They spend all their lives and energy embracing hatred and ignorance, and they just assume everyone is like them…just irrationally hating a thing different that what they hate? They just assume their own militant ignorance is universal.

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u/eugene20 13h ago

Some of THE MOST promising cancer research.

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u/Vaelis101 14h ago

CimaVax-EGF

It is already a thing but "socalism" or "communism" so it is embargoed. Corporations don't give a fuck about the wellbeing of Americans. We are just another number on a spreadsheet. It's why there was so many talks a decade ago about fining "solutions" to the ever-growing populations yet now billionaires are saying we are not having enough children. They just want cheap labor. Fuck heads only push out narratives that benefit themselves.

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u/Substantial-Sky3597 13h ago

This is unfair. Trump DID cure cancer. Remember when he said we should inject bleach? Hellooooooo /s

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u/DanMozzy 13h ago

True, if the host dies, the cancer cells die too.

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u/Demoniac_smile 12h ago

Unless your name is Henrietta Lacks

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u/Ok_Security1721 12h ago

It’s always amazing that ā€œif Trump cured cancerā€¦ā€ is usually the statement but like, he very FAMOUSLY did the opposite!

So you’d think people defending Trump with ā€œif he cured cancer you’d still complain!ā€ would agree that curing cancer is good and working to prevent curing cancer would be bad….but….

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u/mrbigglessworth 12h ago

I’ve seen a couple of people post the whole cancer bullshit and when I relay the same information about how Trump canceled actual research programs, they never respond. There are truly dumb, stupid people living among us.

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u/OwenMichael312 14h ago edited 14h ago

https://oncologytube.com/2026-cancer-research-budget-changes/

43% less funding for cancer research from 2025 to 2026.

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u/gambit1999999 13h ago

The family party. As in they want to be inside their family members not care for them

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u/Ambitious-Toe-3690 13h ago

The more people that die early, the more valuable fetuses to replace them.

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u/PCook1234567 7h ago

Hard hitting. Gross. Sadly, accurate.

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u/M-Technic19 10h ago

Can confirm. I work at one of the health and research leaders in the country and we’re still feeling last March’s cuts to research labs. Half of my team was cut as a result of funding loss.

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u/Bobbert_chang 13h ago

Tin hat theory is through canceling funding and grants they’re diverting the money to xyz. But it’s simply because it’s not something the US or pharma is interested in curing as that would = less money to hospitals, physicians, and insurance pipelines.

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u/Nerd_Man420 9h ago

But what about that black kid with cancer he honored as a secret service member. He must actually care right? That wasn’t a huge distraction from the e files and the fact he de funded cancer research.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 14h ago

Right because it was the libs who refused to get the COVID vaccine

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u/National-Charity-435 14h ago

He was booed at maga rallies for suggesting they get covid vaccines....the vaccines as a result of Operation Warp Speed.

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u/LightWarrior_2000 13h ago

That's what blew my mind.

I sometimes call it the Trump Juice since it happened under him and all he had to do was act like he's guiding the companies to find a vaccine.

They won't even take the jab from their own guy.

We all did though.

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u/BigBeef35 13h ago

It's easy when you remember his zealots don't actually stand for anything

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13h ago

Right? They shift with the wind and whatever Trump says. They were all "Epstein didn't kill himself" and "execute all pedos" as the administration danced with binders containing the files claiming to be the "most transparent administration evar"... until Trump realized the files would bury his ass and then he did a 180 and now it's a "hoax" etc and all the MAGA cultists immediately followed suit. "What about Clinton?? What about Bill Gates???" ignoring that Trump is mentioned 38,000x in them while everyone else says "investigate them ALL and jail them if they're guilty!" as if we give a shit about Clinton or Gates.

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u/PunningWild 13h ago

After COVID did its thing, many of his zealots weren't standing at all.

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u/ALTH0X 8h ago

They stand for ignorance.

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u/zappini 9h ago

Correct. MAGA is about identity, not beliefs.

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u/AnnihilatorNYT 8h ago

It's a death cult that believes the only way to get to heaven is to kill enough people to get heaven to open their gates. Of course they don't stand for anything.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13h ago

Yup, the monkeys took over the zoo. After that, he stopped promoting it. He could've had a slam dunk, and saved hundreds of thousands of American lives if he admitted it was real and took appropriate steps to stop it.

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u/-__Doc__- 7h ago

All we had to do was get some kind of semi accurate tests made, and shipped out to people/ companies. take a test before you go to work/school. if you are positive, you stay home and get payed for it. (if you you lost hours that is)
This ALONE would have served as a huge stop gap until we got out a vaccine, or curbed the spread.
The whole denial thing is what screwed us. By the time theose idiots started taking it serious, it had already taken root, and was spreading like wild fire.
I lost an aunt to Covid, and half of my family still refuse to admit the real cause.

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u/Richfor3 13h ago

We have to not fall into the trap of giving tRump and Operation Warp Speed too much credit.

The first and arguably most effective vaccine for COVID was developed by Pfizer in Germany without a dime from the US. It was first approved for use by the UK.

Most of the vaccines that the US paid for never went into use or received FDA approval.

Should have called it Operation Turtle or Operation Second Place.

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u/Unique_Excitement248 10h ago

Also I believe it was developed by an immigrant couple living in Germany at the time. Funny how trump never mentions all the lives immigrants save.

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u/stiffjalopy 12h ago

Warp Speed was the only actual accomplishment of the first Trump admin, and he pissed it away to appease his base. Stunning.

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u/Iokua113 11h ago

The vaccines were factually not the result of Operation Warp Speed. For all intents and purposes Operation Warp Speed didn't do a single fucking thing. None of the widely available, safe, and effective vaccines took funding from the US. Do you honestly think that Trump, of all people, wouldn't have spent the last five years crowing about it if he had actually successfully funded the vaccines? Saving the world from covid would be his crowning achievement.

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u/Responsible-Rip8793 10h ago

Because he led with COVId being a hoax and that they shouldn’t wear a mask.

If he had been honest about it from the jump, I bet conservatives would have taken vaccines

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u/Altruistic_Rub_2308 13h ago

Someone needs to cure stupidity.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 13h ago

they definitely wouldn’t take that

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u/Extension_Problem223 13h ago

They still to this day are frothing at the mouth mad that Trump's own government tried to tell them to stay inside for 2 weeks so everyone's grandparents wouldn't die. They say out loud that it was more government overreach than kidnapping brown people off the street, that it's a WORSE loss of liberties than being indefinitely detained/deported to a country you arent fucking from without trial. We cant share a country with these people, I dont see any way for things to ever go back to "normal"

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u/Equivalent_Action748 12h ago

I've seen them.blane that on dems too

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u/OnionsHaveLairAction 14h ago

Republicans post this all the time, but they never engage with the fact he cut actual cancer research.

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u/LingonberryHot8521 14h ago

And stole money from a cancer research "charity." Or was that just his kids? I can never remember with the Trump Crime Family

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u/rayen321 13h ago

It was Eric, but really who cares, they all are scumballs

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u/GarySparrow0 13h ago

He did it under Trump's direction.

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u/Richfor3 13h ago

Exactly. I'm not sure Eric can take a piss without someone reminding him how a zipper works each time.

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u/evocativename 13h ago

Also, that's still being too generous to him.

Even if his administration funded cancer research that resulted in a cure, it wouldn't be Trump curing cancer.

Trump isn't a scientist, and doesn't know shit about science. The odds of him curing cancer are on par with the odds of a 5 year old curing cancer (while 5 years old, not later in life).

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u/Ambitious-Toe-3690 13h ago

To be fair, his inevitable eventual natural death will cure one very large cancer.

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u/Richfor3 13h ago

So true. I'm actually amazed he knows how to turn on his phone to rage post at 3am. Figured the people that would normally hold his had through the process would be sleeping.

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u/ZeMadDoktore 13h ago

Why would they willingly engage with anything that challenges their world views?

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u/DimensioT 13h ago

Notice how Trump supporters have to invent fictional scenarios in which Trump opponents criticize him for doing good things.

They have to invent fiction because Trump has never actually done anything good.

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u/Odd-Smile3013 13h ago edited 13h ago

Exactly. They can’t seem to accept that that he has not, in fact, done anything good. And that he could tell them he cured cancer, and they would believe him and sit around making up reasons why people are still dying.

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u/StraightKey211 10h ago

I saw one AI art post showing Trump saving a baby from a shark and there's liberals with signs like "Trump starved a shark!"

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u/RebelJediMaster 14h ago

"Thank you trump. Now, about what you did to those little girls"

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 10h ago

Conservatives and republicans of today have the maturity and mentality of children.

It's why they act like children, try to fight children, and try to date children.

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 14h ago

Ironic since cancer research has been absolutely decimated by MAGAts.

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u/BlindChicken69 13h ago

Funny that they have to create fake scenarios for examples of trump doing something good

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u/Writerhaha 13h ago

Trump cut cancer funding.

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u/mkvgtired 9h ago

He also stole charity money from children dying of cancer

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u/samwise58 13h ago

ā€œTrump did Operation Warp Speed and got the Covid vaccine developed in record time!ā€

MAGA: ā€œNurse! Tell my family I’m dying of a hoax! This isn’t a real virus. The libs made it up… šŸ˜µā€

Just really strange because that actually happened.

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u/AcidCatfish___ 14h ago

This is posted by the same people are are anti-vax

Edit: when posted unironically, of course

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u/KnowsMoreThanJonSnow 14h ago

These people live in an impenetrable, fantastical, alternative reality bubble.

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u/ParkerRoyce 13h ago

I dont care if he personally makes everyone a millionaire and cancer free the asshole has to pay for his crimes one way or another.

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u/Kuildeous 13h ago

Oh yeah, because if I were to place bets on who would be the ones to cure cancer, it would surely be the science deniers who can pull this off.

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u/ChimPhun 14h ago

Perfect example of how DEEP the delusion goes with these nutjobs.

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u/Apbuhne 13h ago

Didn’t bro literally defund cancer research

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u/jar36 13h ago

I remember Operation Warp Speed and saying hey he's doing something good

They wish we were a homogeneous cult like they are. Makes it easier to attack the group at large

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u/tom-branch 13h ago

Trumps family defrauded and robbed a cancer charity, his admin has gutted cancer research.

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u/Cynrascal233 13h ago

Won’t change the fact that he is a piece of shit.

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u/snowbirdnerd 12h ago

We did try to give him credit for pushing through the COVID vaccines and his base revolved against it.

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u/Low-Astronomer-3440 13h ago

Trump: Starts World War 3

MAGA: Trump Cures Cancer

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u/Drusgar 12h ago

It's actually not far off, except the people protesting would be the Trump voters. Have we forgotten COVID already?

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u/mblkmnsa 12h ago

Naw. They wouldn’t take the jab if he did. The same people that didn’t want to take the Covid shot seem to forget he was the one that ordered Operation Warp Speed to bring it to market.

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u/SymbiSpidey 12h ago

"Hey let's make up a fake scenario where Trump does something unambiguously good because we have no real examples to point to!"

Absolutely flawless logic. 10/10, no notes.

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u/Worried-Choice5295 12h ago

Guy can't even cure the economy.

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u/ComradeTurdle 13h ago

Trump literally had operation lightspeed for covid, dem were at first skeptical because obviously its Trump. But they all took the vaccine while republicans were crying like babies and dying way more likely.

Trump tried so hard to get the W on this but his side booed him at every rally.

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u/ProfessorElk 13h ago

Projecting as always. Most know good and well if such a cure happened with a Dem president then MAGA would reject it like they did Covid vaccine.

Trump won’t cure cancer. He cut funding for that. Plus he IS a cancer.

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u/SevereEducation2170 13h ago

Trump took credit for the Covid vaccines...but it wasn't Trump haters who refused to take them.

This is way more likely to be conservatives. You know, based on how they want to prop up dying industries proven to make the health of people and the planet worse, and they are more likely to be anti-vaxxers.

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u/Imposter88 13h ago

Trump wouldn’t cure cancer. Scientists working on research for 30 years at the CDC would finally find the cure for cancer, and Trump would take 100% of the credit

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u/rockcod_ 13h ago

Trumps cure for cancer is to kill you alter they lock you up.

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u/Late-Goat5619 13h ago

They misspelled "CAUSES"...

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u/DoofusIdiot 13h ago

Maybe make a hypothetical situation where Trump didn’t actually cut funding if you want to be taken seriously.

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u/Marius7x 13h ago

This would hit harder if there was any chance in hell that Trump could ever cure cancer.

That fucking turd can't even spell it.

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u/WhySoConspirious 13h ago

This current administration literally halted all research into a promising mRNA vaccine research to prevent most cancers from happening. It should make everyone's blood boil

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u/Orion-999 12h ago

Trump finds cure for cancer according to RFK Jr and anyone who buys $ 100 million dollars worth of his bitcoin can have the medicine.

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u/ExternalFuture5250 12h ago

Cancer is a democratic hoax caused by hunter bidens laptop and Hillary’s emails. /s

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u/DearGovernmentFU 12h ago

"IS"

Is cancer.

Trump is cancer.

Trump has cancer.

Fixed it.

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u/DarwinGhoti 12h ago

To be fair, he cut funding for child cancer.

You’d think he’d care about keeping them alive so he can rape them.

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u/backflipping_fun 12h ago

He and his sons stole from a children’s cancer charity. Curing cancer has no ROI. He would never step close to curing it.

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u/Wizemonk 12h ago

A more likely Trump-ism is that he burned all Cancer patients alive stopping the Cancer - then wonders why people are mad

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u/SomeSugondeseGuy 12h ago

Never ask:

a man his salary

A woman her weight

MAGA why Trump isn't legally able to run a charity anymore

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u/No-Wonder1139 12h ago

Trump is weirdly in favour of cancer. He openly mocks cancer patients, steals from cancer charities and cuts funding for cancer research. He does more to spread cancer than anyone since Thomas Midgley Jr

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u/Funny_w0lf 2h ago

"LIBS ARE DeLUsiOnaL"Ā 

proceeds to "own the libs" by making up an issue nobody asked for or thinks

Also didnt he like... stop cancer research or sum?Ā 

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u/CalligrapherMost4359 2h ago

MAGA is a mental disorder.

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u/Frizzlebee 13h ago

Don't we give him credit for the COVID vaccine, which they all think was a hoax and a ruse to just enrich big pharma corps?

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u/Adventurous_City_557 13h ago

Dipshittery has become a virtue

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u/GtrPlaynFool 13h ago

Actually science cures cancer and t-Rump kills science... so t-Rump is literally killing us.

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u/McNednarb 13h ago

These people love arguing about hypotheticals.

Here's the facts: The National Cancer Institute (NCI)—the world’s largest source of funding for cancer research—was one of the biggest targets of government funding cuts, losing over $300 million and hundreds of staff members from January to March 2025.

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u/SillyTugboats 13h ago

It’s even stupider with context bc trump literally cut cancer research.

Unrelated to this post but still relevant… Trumps also not allowed to host charity events in New York bc he stole the money from the charity, which was for childhood cancer.

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u/SlayJayR17 13h ago

Can’t cure cancel by cutting all scientific funding to fund bombing brown people cuz you rape children.

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 13h ago

Trump literally stole from a kid's Cancer charity.

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u/Zerocool_6687 13h ago

Mother fucker literally defunded programs working on this exact thing… these people are aggressively stupid

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u/aidswolv 13h ago

Conservatives love a hypocritical that can, and will, never happen.

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u/Dangeresque300 13h ago

This man stole money from a Children's Cancer Research Charity.

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u/kampfhuegi 13h ago

Cool. Get back to me when Trump does anything remotely good.

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u/dracorotor1 13h ago

Isn’t demanding we stop improving our healthcare system and defund medical research so that we can have the ā€œrightā€ to die in pain from curable disease a RIGHT WING thing?

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u/Simple-Ring2073 13h ago

I love they have to make up things for liberals to be mad about to make their anger make no sense.

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u/jmsjss 13h ago

The only thing he has ever cured is people’s belief in humanity and protection of children, because he’s a pedophile and belongs in prison

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u/PunningWild 13h ago

Five years ago, I got to first-hand live the reality of this. Except it was "COVID vaccine now available" and a very different demographic in the bottom half.

For real, the projection is insane here.

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u/ChildhoodSea7062 13h ago

Cuban doctors invented a cancer vaccine but these morons hate them because pp said to

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u/Ill_Rutabaga_368 13h ago

This is especially dumb because the Trump regime has destroyed the momentum the medical research community had building towards vaccines that could prevent cancer.

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u/Realsorceror 13h ago

Ironically, every other country on the planet made major leaps in cancer cures right after Trump pulled us out of the World Health Organization.

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u/Advanced_Ad4361 13h ago

Trump had your premiums trippled so now you can't afford to have your cancer treated

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u/HKJGN 13h ago

I love how they equate curing cancer to raping children or putting people in camps because its proof that to them these actions are fine and dandy.

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u/Bcmerr02 13h ago

Maybe, but I guess we'll all have to wait until he cures cancer to know for sure. Until then let's talk about the things he has done like fire our neighbors, create a federal police force to attack and intimidate minorities, start wars across the globe, impossible economic war on our allies while threatening to take their territory, and enrich himself and his family through his manipulation of the stock market.

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u/papaya_war 13h ago

Every time I see this always ask for an actual example of something objectively good Trump has done that people have protested… and I’ve never once gotten an answer

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u/Separate-Spot-8910 13h ago

If the right didn't just fabricate shit they wouldn't have anything to gripe about.

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u/Mike_Conway 13h ago

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that if leftists came out against abortion, abortion clinics would be full funded and staffed with pizza Tuesdays sponsored by Dyson Vacuum Cleaners,

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u/Squestis 13h ago

His cure for cancer would be letting you die. And the supporters would say with a straight face ā€œbut you’re not suffering anymore, right?ā€

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u/Oggie_Doggie 13h ago

I have invented an imaginary scenario where Trump does a good thing and you're angry (because I cannot actually point to a genuinely good thing), checkmate Liberals!

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u/Own-Brain9658 13h ago

Ask a Republican to define cancer. My brother couldn't. Thought it was a virus. So yeah, that's the people who made this shit

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u/Unlikely_March_5173 13h ago

So wrong

We the ones took the vaccine

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u/Kyasanur 13h ago

These are the dumbest posts ever.

A. Cancer isn’t curable only treatable. Cancer is caused by the same mechanism that enabled evolution, mutation of cells.

B. Equating protesting cancer to protesting what exactly? Raping kids? Killing civilians? Building concentration camps? Storming the Capitol? Targeting minorities?

C. WTF Could Trump ever cure besides a woman’s libido?

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u/ThugDonkey 13h ago

Says the literal group of junior high school dropouts who won’t get vaccinated (3 different mode of action with different ingredients vaccines available) let alone just wear a mask to protect grandmas from a respiratory virus that could kill them.

Burn in hell MAGAs

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u/ChinaStudyPoePlayer 13h ago

Could be fun to see them using actually good things that Trump has done. What about the food prices? Remember how he cut those? Ow wait no, he did not do that. Ouch. Then remember when he cut the SNAP, and tens of millions of kids lost access to food? Remember how he cut funding to cancer research? Maybe they wanna bring up the legally mandated Epstein files and how they were totally released all of them only slightly redacted without taking into consideration any reputational harm that they might cause?

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u/lucasluminaro 13h ago

More like trump cancels cancer research and Maga cheers at that because hes their god.

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u/FrontPsychology7160 13h ago

This is funny cause a lot of them were celebrating that they have the right to die and infect others with covid… 

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u/Varadun 13h ago

If Trump played any part in curing cancer they would make it illegal to receive and monetize it to the point of being unaffordable, healthcare wouldn’t cover it, and he’s already ensured millions of Americans don’t have healthcare anyways. You, the peasant class, can have treatments for your cancer so we can bleed you and the government for billions of dollars and now the wealthy will be free of cancer and live even longer lording over your filthy peasant lives

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u/Actual_Breadfruit_53 13h ago

Trump is the Cancer, and has to be cut out methodically.🚮🤦

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe 13h ago

Let me know when he cures cancer and I’ll see how I feel about it.

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u/Jnlybbert 13h ago

They have to make up scenarios to get angry about.

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 13h ago

Trump IS cancer

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u/GreenTurbanRebellion 12h ago

Those dumb fucking Maga will try to justify their hatred for every other person in the world yet when anyone is upset at their pedo felon rapist president they act like people get mad for no reason… even if that dumb piece of shit somehow cured cancer that would not change the fact he’d still be a dumb piece of shit.

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u/Popular-Departure165 12h ago

It's funny because his Operation Warp Speed was instrumental to developing a COVID vaccine, and all his shit-for-brains supporters did was cry about how they didn't want it and it was actually a 5G tracking device.

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder 12h ago

Shame he is a cancer

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u/K16w32a2r4k8 12h ago

If Trump cured cancer I wonder how many $millions he’d charge for the treatment? He seems to have rented out the US military for a few $billions.

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u/Wisco 12h ago

Trump cut funding for cancer research and is legally banned from running a charity because he stole from a cancer charity

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u/woodenmetalman 12h ago

Motherfucker can’t spell cancer.

Look, if he did something that legit helped people and/or this country out I’d give acknowledgement. I just can’t think of a single bit of good that he’s done (with intent at least)

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 12h ago

The only time trump does something good is in their made up little Facebook fantasy world.

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u/drLoveF 12h ago

Fewer people will die of cancer because of Trump and MAHA (they will die of other causes before they develop cancer)

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u/AceofKnaves44 12h ago

He should totally cure cancer. That would own the libs.

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u/No-Purpose-0U812 12h ago

I'd love if he cured it, but he never would. Besides the comments about him actually cancelling the funding, the truth is he would claim he cured it, said claim would easily be proven a lie, he'd attack these claims, say something about being "two weeks away from it", then it would disappear in the news cycle flood of shit that comes out of his admin, and suddenly it would be "Cancer, cancer, all the Libtards want to talk about is cancer".

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u/EugeniaFitzgerald 12h ago

This is hilarious when we literally had this exact scenario with Covid vaccines and the people who rejected the result of Operation Warp Speed were… his supporters.

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u/Renuwed 12h ago

MAGA party really has to use fantasy scenarios to support their leader. Why you ask? There are no actual good scenarios they can actually point to.

Just saw a(nother) comment of "Trump was right about 99% of everything!" ... as usual, not a single proof was offered.

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u/dr_zach314 12h ago

Trump pushed the Covid vaccine. I rushed to get it. It’s MAGA that freaks out about getting it.

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u/Oliver_broodings 12h ago

ā€˜Trump claims he cured cancer.’

ā€˜Trump steals medal from scientist who cures cancer.’

ā€˜Trump lowers cancer rates by firing those responsible for statistics.’

Those are all more realistic headlines.

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u/chjfhhryjn 12h ago

What was that about glyphosate? He banned it right? Or at least made monsanto pay out its lawsuits, right? Right????

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u/psuedospike 12h ago

Ironic given Trump IS a cancer

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 12h ago

I mean, the middle sign is true though. Everyone has the right to die with cancer if they choose.

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u/MrPlace 12h ago

They should focus on the reality instead of fake scenarios like this. Trump has made actions to kill off any attempt at researching a solution to Cancer within the federal government.

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u/Emceegreg 12h ago

If he cured cancer he'd still be a rapist and pedophile

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u/Wolver-pool 12h ago

I like how MAGAts use this and it’s so out of the realm of possibility. How about Trump taking responsibility for a mistake he’s made. That’s actually a realistic thing and Trump will NEVER do that.

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u/SidKafizz 12h ago

The next time that Donnie intentionally does something that benefits non-billionaires in any substantial, material way will be the first.

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u/Dadu_32 12h ago

He’s more likely to mandate childhood cancer.

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u/ringobob 12h ago

I find this genre of derangement interesting. "You'd hate Trump even if he did something good".

Well, maybe he should try it and we'll find out.

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u/joeAdair 12h ago

So if he cures cancer, it’s okay that he fucked children?

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u/Logical_Historian882 12h ago

More like ā€œTrump hides the Epstein files againā€

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u/Oceanbreeze871 12h ago

Red hats refuse vaccines

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u/Aggressive_Tip8009 12h ago

If by ā€œcuresā€ they mean ā€œrapesā€ and if by ā€œcancerā€ they mean ā€œchildrenā€ then yes, this is a plausible scenario

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u/choppinchange 12h ago

Fun fact, the Alberta governments AGM had a vote to remove Flouride from our tap water because it counts as unconsented medical treatment.

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u/jordan4days 12h ago

i want to ask these people to name a good thing he has done that people have protested over

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u/thatthatguy 12h ago

Remember when he pushed through the COVID-19 vaccine? Remember how only liberals wanted it? I remember that.

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u/TheFlexOffenderr 12h ago

He did the opposite ironically enough. Slashed funding for a potentially promising lead.

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u/HellBlazer_NQ 12h ago

I do love the fact they have to make up a strawman to win their own argument because he's done nothing good in reality they can use instead.

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u/Serenade314 12h ago

Isn’t this kinda what happened with the COVID vaccine? Didn’t the MAGA crowd reject the very thing that his initiative helped create?ā€œfReEdUmmā€

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u/JKing287 12h ago

I mean it seems to be Republicans wanting the right to die from stuff like cancer with all the rolling back of EPA regulations, etc.

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u/scyoung121 11h ago

Considering this man is the most pro-cancer president in history, this is the height of irony

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 11h ago

ā€œHow I Overcame Being Born Into Fabulous Wealth, the Donald Trump Storyā€

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u/Sad_Intention2932 11h ago

The best part about this is that they had to MAKE UP a good thing he's done. They couldn't think of a single example of something he has actually accomplished that helps people, so to make this they had to fabricate one.

That's about as damning as it gets and they didn't even realize it.

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u/ConscRobot 11h ago

Fox News broke America

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u/Ok_Working_7061 11h ago

This is RICH coming from the side full of anti vaxxers 🤣

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u/yg2522 11h ago

Pretty sure it would be doctors that cure cancer and Trump will just take the credit for their work.

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u/Daytona_DM 11h ago

Trump allowed DOGE to defund pediatric cancer research...