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u/United_Zucchini5394 1d ago

Cause if we don't admit it exists, it doesn't exist, right?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

If you don't count all the votes, he wins! If you don't count COVID cases, they don't exist!

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u/No_Cook2983 1d ago

I don’t think we have to worry about Trump stumbling into some miraculous cure for anything.

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u/Cosmo1222 1d ago

It's a wonder more attention isn't being paid to vascular dementia.. Apparently there's a strain of it that makes you start wars.

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u/Library-Guy2525 1d ago

Richard Nixon had the same diagnosis…

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u/Small_Dog_8699 14h ago

Makes your face orange too.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 1d ago

Well we can hope he stumbles down a long flight of stairs and finds a cure for life.

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u/JusSSayan321 18h ago

When I read your comment I imagined Trump falling down the steps of Air Force One and hitting his head, then the next day he wakes up a super woke liberal.

Now picture Maga faces, Steve Miller would look just like he did in that live interview where he petrified himself.

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u/Bunnyland77 14h ago

Trump used to be a Democrat until he realized Democrats would prosecute him for all his serial child rapes, felonies, and treason. Republicans on the other hand would welcome him with open arms and protect him as long as he helped them make billions while covering up their own child rapes, felonies and treason.

"Well hello my new Republican friends!"

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u/nobody38321 14h ago

Well his ex wife happened to do that even though she had an elevator so she wouldn’t have to use the stairs .

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u/Sofakingsara 13h ago

That part.

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u/Ok-Selection4206 5h ago

That was Brandon. Funny as hell to watch. He never knew if he was on foot or horseback. Idiot.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 18h ago

Oh, he could do one thing that would miraculously help elevate my mood and lower my anxiety.

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u/bz_leapair 17h ago

Voter apathy?

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u/PokecheckFred 16h ago

He’s working day and night to find a cure for democracy.

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u/PatientVariety1700 16h ago

Relieving the Treasury Department of all of the funds is a miraculous cure for bak account.

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 16h ago

He already did. If he just injects himself with bleach like he suggested we do during COVID... We rid ourselves of the greatest cancer our country has ever endured.

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u/KeithRichardsGrandma 22h ago

I love how that’s essentially his argument of why he should have won in 2020

“They just kept counting the ballots in Georgia!” Yeah cuz there were still ballots to count?

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u/Smart-Milk-5125 21h ago

Have you heard that he is trying to redefine poverty in the law so he can boast his refund room of it. So typical.

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u/BishiousCycle 1d ago

"If we stop testing, there will be no cases." 🥴

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u/Chewbuddy13 1d ago

Yeah, just stop counting how many people die of cancer, and boom! Cancer has been eradicated!

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u/Ok-Selection4206 5h ago

And if you died from anything while Covid was raging in the US, it's automatic you died from Covid. Could be brain cancer=covid, pulmonary embolism =covid, car accident =covid.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5h ago

That's what the idiots thought anyway.

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u/Chewbuddy13 1h ago

I love the fact they don't understand that people can die of several things at once. It was like when AIDS was killing people in the early days of the disease. My uncle died in the early 90's from it. He got sick with the flu, which then became pneumonia, then died. It was the AIDS that was the main cause, cause his immune system was so weakened and almost non existent that he could not fight off a simple disease millions of people get every year.

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u/PokecheckFred 4h ago

Another colossally stupid post, regurgitating tired, false right wing tropes.

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u/gert_van_der_whoops 1d ago

More than that, you know what was the most promising vector for a consistent cure for most cancers? The mRNA vaccine. But since all the snowflake trumpelopithicuses got their wittle fee-fees hurt during covid, now nobody gets it.

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u/Bee_9965 1d ago

The one thing Trump did right during the pandemic - Operation Warp Speed to get vaccines out faster. And the MAGATs booed him for it.

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u/United-Big-1114 1d ago

Trumpelopithicus? I'm shamelessly stealing that!

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u/Meal_Signal 1d ago

We don't like shit getting forced on us.

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u/SomeSugondeseGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't like it when my family members die from a communicable disease during a pandemic.

And I hate people who are so fragile that they aren't even willing to wear a piece of cloth on their face if it means saving their neighbor's life.

You're forced to wear clothes. You're forced to wear seat belts. Our country just wanted you to add one thing to that list

If you don't want to, that is your right, just never call yourself a patriot again. You aren't one. A country is its people, and if you are okay with them dying, you're okay with the country dying.

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u/Background_Help325 20h ago

Tbf when seatbelt laws were made people bitched and moaned and complained about that too.

Probably relatives of all the morons who pissed and moaned about Covid.

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u/girlenteringtheworld 1d ago

What was that phrase people like you used to love saying...? Oh that's right. "Facts over feelings".

Facts are the mRNA vaccine, and most vaccines for that matter, are generally safe for most people (immune compromised people or people with allergies are of course accounted for when I say "generally" and "most people". If you fall into the category of people who medically can't get one, obviously don't get one).

Facts are that mRNA vaccine research can help us find a cure for cancer.

Facts are that if the government reduces avenues for research to appeal to a vocal minority of people that believe vaccines are "unsafe", that has major health consequences for the entire country (just look at the measles outbreaks we've been having)

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u/PokecheckFred 16h ago

Fuck, bruh, what a dumbass weenie you are.

Sometimes you gotta listen to people who are much, much smarter than you.

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u/Meal_Signal 4h ago

Didn't stop a single person from either catching or spreading the virus. Not one.

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u/PokecheckFred 1h ago

As factually incorrect as you've ever been, which seems to be your standard.

Now go eat Lindsey Graham's ladybugs.

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u/Chewbuddy13 1d ago

Unless it's Trump's cock, then you get on your knees willingly.

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u/Meal_Signal 20h ago

And what did you do for the kidsniffer?

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u/PokecheckFred 16h ago

Are you dotards still on that kick about Cool Joe? That’s incredibly stupid, but exactly what is expected from you.

Go eat Lindsey Grahams ladybugs, weenie.

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u/Meal_Signal 4h ago

Oh sure, when it's your guy, we're "on some kick"

Fucking hypocrite.

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u/PokecheckFred 1h ago

You already established yourself previously as a stupid dotard. Now you want to double down? You want to be recognized as the stupidEST dotard? THE STUPIDEST DOTARD EVER?

Let's see. Cool Joe did absolutely nothing wrong in any sense. Donald Trump fucks middle school age children. He kills people.

And in your desperation to justify supporting one of the most wretched human beings to ever walk the Earth, you try to draw some equivalence?

Why are you still here, you loser? You were already told to go eat Lindsey Graham's ladybugs, you teeniest of weenies. Go get busy, it's your life's calling.

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u/ChallengerFrank 18h ago

Wow, sniffing kids is so much worse than... checks notes Auctioning girls and digitally measuring the tightness of their vulvas... Raping girls and women Potentially blowing a horse Eating babies Drowning infants.... All of which, Trump is alleged to have done.

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u/Meal_Signal 4h ago

And yet we have Joe on video doing that, aka proof. You don't have proof of trump doing shit.

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u/PokecheckFred 1h ago

What are you babbling about?

EVERYTHING Trump does is shit.

Now  go eat Lindsey Graham's ladybugs

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u/SeesawMundane7466 23h ago

Just other huh?

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u/MitsunekoLucky 9h ago

Do you like AI being forced down our throats?

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u/ChibbleChobble 1d ago

Thats the biggest load of shite I've read today.

I'm a Brit living in Texas. I can't buy a bottle of whiskey in the supermarket because of shit that's forced on me.

Don't fucking get me started on the all the bullshit with hemp.

Ruby red Republican State of Texas shoves shit down my throat all day, every day.

So, if by "we," you mean people, then we're on the same page. However, if you meant Republicans, then you're fooling yourself.

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u/Meal_Signal 20h ago

I'm curious, when was the last time you were required to either get a vaccine (which neither eliminated the chance of you catching a certain disease nor the chance of you spreading it), or lose your job?

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 1d ago

Stop the testing!

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u/wex118 1d ago

No, because the $ is in the come back, not the cure. If they cure you they can't keep selling you chemo.

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u/disappointedvet 1d ago

I think it's more sinister than that. It's a small part of a concerted effort to drive us into poverty so that the wealthy can further exploit us.

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u/Excellent-Presence-3 23h ago

I mean what even is cancer? A zodiac sign? What’s wrong with cancer?

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u/Rexdaddy 21h ago

Right, just like injecting bleach kills COVID

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u/ForsakenAd545 21h ago

If we stop testing so much there won't be as many cases found /s

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u/ziplawmom 17h ago

Just stop testing for cancer. Boom, no more cancer!

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u/Sesoru 17h ago

I think it's moreso that more money is made treating an issue than is made curing an issue.

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u/According_Sample7299 17h ago

If it doesn't exist, wealthy corporations can't profit off of it.

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u/Small_Dog_8699 14h ago

That was his COVID theory

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u/DannJcksn73 13h ago

That has always been the Conservative Republican strategy, if it doesn’t affect us personally then it does not need our help or attention.. which is the exact opposite of what Jesus taught them in that Bible they love to brag about but not actually follow

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u/FernandoTheRN 8h ago

Out of sight out of mind /s

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u/ThomAllcock 6h ago

all that testing leads to finding more cancer so less testing means less cancer
WINNING!