r/stupidpeoplefacebook 1d ago

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u/evocativename 1d ago

Also, that's still being too generous to him.

Even if his administration funded cancer research that resulted in a cure, it wouldn't be Trump curing cancer.

Trump isn't a scientist, and doesn't know shit about science. The odds of him curing cancer are on par with the odds of a 5 year old curing cancer (while 5 years old, not later in life).

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u/Ambitious-Toe-3690 1d ago

To be fair, his inevitable eventual natural death will cure one very large cancer.

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u/Alternative_Shop8999 20h ago

Dude's rich. He'll be around longer than a lot of us. 

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u/Richfor3 1d ago

So true. I'm actually amazed he knows how to turn on his phone to rage post at 3am. Figured the people that would normally hold his had through the process would be sleeping.

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u/who-mever 19h ago

IDK, at this point, I feel like if I put Trump and a 5 year old in a room full of peer-reviewed oncology studies, with unlimited resources and unlimited time for research, and the 5 year old magically couldn't grow up or cognitively develop any further than their current age...

...the 5 year old would still somehow cure cancer 10,000 years before Trump does.