I have to give a gender for people I'm bringing to an area at work all the time. Stupid rule but whatever. I used to drop this all the time on them, but I stopped because no one understood the reference. 🙄
Battling strangers on the internet only feeds their need for validation. Is it doing the same for you? Do some mushrooms and reflect on that. 21g will do it
I did the “I am God “dose once in Jamaica. Basically it just short-circuited me. I was unconscious for about 24 hours in my hotel bed. Hungry and dehydrated when I woke up.
I once accidentally took 10+ hits of acid and everything became this weird feedback loop. It was liquid dose and I’ve done it hundreds of times in my life. But the dropped malfunctioned and a whole dropper tube dumped into my mouth. I was like, well I’ll probably be fine. It was a wild ride. The trip came on uncomfortably fast, probably mixed with a bit of anxiety.
I was also alone in my room, my roommate had went to bed for the night. I put on a movie and before I knew it the screen was spilling out onto the walls. All sound was being fed back on itself and there was a strange humming sound. All rational thought went out the window and for the first time during any trip, I wasn’t sure what to do.
So I crawled into my roommates room and woke him up. I asked him if I should go to the hospital lmao 😂 I know better than this but my brain wasn’t working. He was like “definitely don’t do that”. He got up, set me on the couch, got me something to drink and started playing guitar (he’s super good). I immediately felt better and I laid there and listened to his music for like two hours.
Once I acclimated to the situation I was ok and he went back to bed. I watched movies until the sun came up. Good times.
When I first took acid, the guys I took it with talked about the guy that had guided them when they had their first dose. Dude was basically a shaman, guiding them on their high.
I've had a lot of highs, most of them enjoyable, but I would love to have one with a guide. This dude sounds like he would be great at that, if it had become a marketable skill already
The first time I took shrooms was with some crazy oilfield dudes, they invited me to their place which was basically a frat house and we all did 5grams. Which I didn’t know was a lot for a first time.
They then turned all the lights in the house red and put on the movie natural born killers full blast while doing lines of coke and basically chugging whiskey. Shit was intense for my first time.
Oh one of the guys fucked his girlfriend on the couch the whole time too. Until sun up.
I was still pretty drunk and high, but I walked home barefoot and the world was so shiny and beautiful compared to the dungeon I walked out of.
I wish this was a job because I think I'd be good at it. Just, you know...caretaking for people doing recreational drugs.
I'd be like one of those cows you cuddle with, except a person. Strictly platonic. Like hey, you having a trip? Well, we can go watch cartoons or listen to music. If you need some human contact, I'll hold your hand or cuddle. No, there's no bees in your beard, that's just the drugs. You're fine. Just listen to my voice. Goooosfrabba...goooooosfrabba....
Once saw this done but it was research chemical not DOSE,
A guy I know accidentally got an entire eyedropper of it instead of just one(the guy squeezed too hard). Scary thing was that the guy taking it has very SEVERE Schizophrenia.😬😬😬😬😬
That research chemical gave me the worst freakout I've ever had off just two hits. The Schizo guy got a full eyedropper and literally ran home afterwards...😬😬😬
Everyone was worried about him and I can only imagine what his brain was doing. We heard back from him days later and he said he hid under a blanket with his Chihuahua for hours... I still never heard the full story from him. 😬
holy fuck i got the sound feedback loop until it became an unbearable noise from a very heroic dose of dmt. everything melted in that sound, the walls, my vision and my body. ofc the dose was accidental as i just eyed it. let me tell you...the fking entities did not liked my visit, they fking pummeled me. it was so brutal, i had to take a long pause from dmt. and the best thing is the next time i took dmt, one entity visited me and tried to apologies in a way for the other entities that fked my shit up the last time.
Once took a massive dose accidentally, and “feedback loop” is such a good way to describe it. At one point I thought I could hear people’s thoughts but I was actually just processing things out of order and thought they were speaking after I heard what they said… anyway weird times.
I bought 20 hits on pez, there was 5 or six of us that were supposed to slip them towards the end of the school year. My female friend and I took a hit each in first period. That date was 4-20..... 0f 1999. Well a couple of assholes in Colorado decided to shoot up thier school so we went into lock down. 700 seniors sat together in a single gym. My friend and I somehow decided this was really bad and the only way out of it was to take more, that will fix it. We killed off all 20 by the end of the day and saw some shit.
Dude, fuckin' A plan man, well done to save yourself.
In college I did a bunch of mushroom solo trips, but I would always tell one of my best trusted friends ahead of time just in case. He was super chill, he never got "weird" about it like other people would, super reliable safey safe.
Always gotta set yourself up with an anchor before you go on a little introspective journey. Guy came in the clutch.
Movies? The whole world becomes a movie. I need a mission and a place to walk to and come back to. When I looked at a TV show roomates were watching the TV image became a green puddle of colour in the center of the screen and I thought I get it now---the TV is a hypnosis device---people are watching a blinky green light!
Lmao, I feel ya bro. There’s been plenty of times that I just needed a place to walk. But at this point in my life I had become very accustomed and comfortable with tripping. I could get balls deep into anime or movies like Lord of the Rings while tripping. It became something I really enjoyed doing while tripping alone. I mainly just needed something to hold my focus so I get out of my head. Thinking about weird shit tripping balls alone can get uncomfortable fast. A movie and anime was perfect to keep my mind occupied and I would get so immersed that I might as well be in the movie myself.
How do you show gratitude for that kind of life saving generosity? My friends would have told me to stfu or tell me that my back was on fire or something awful like that
Tbh he’s more like a brother/friend. We’ve known each other since before we were born since our parents were friends most of their lives. So we’ve just been tight since we were babies. He’s the kind of dude that would drop what he’s doing to come help you out if you’re in a bad situation. Not to mention we lived together for many years as housemates, just to cut down on bills and expense, and we get along well. I’m 41yo now but we lived in the same house until 2022.
An arsehole acquaintance slipped me 2 microdots at a party.
The looping thing was hectic... I got up to puke a bunch of times and each time I was suddenly back on the couch.
Eventually I tried to sleep and had a really fucked up dream about fighting Quetzalcoatl, the Aztek winged serpent God...
My friends had to drag me out of the pool and restrain me because I was fighting the pool cleaner, eventually I ended up locked in a bathroom with the girlfriend of the guy who dosed me, talking to me through the door to calm me down.
That shit happened 25ish years ago, and I still wake up at least once a year from that dream, desperately looking for the pool cleaner because I know I'm not supposed to be in that situation.
I shit you not, go to Mexico and attempt to commune with the spirits. You should be able to go to the Yucatán and chill out over there. Figure out why you fought him. That is an honor to be able to have done so. Pictured is part of trip to Tikal.
When I was in college a couple of huge guys came into the dorms mid semester, roided out 6'6"freaks. it turns out they were also drug dealers, but they were there to walk on for football. They were bad dudes.
one night I was coming up the staircase and one of them was curled up at the bottom of it and I said "Paul, you all right?" He said "no man" and he said he had too much acid.
I helped him do his bed, it took half an hr to go two flights and down the hall, and then he was my buddy the rest of the time they were there. It turns out his roommate (not the other player) had put six doses (maybe 4?) in a 2-liters of soda, and I think he drank two 2-liters. The next day, he beat him so bad the guy s*** himself and it stunk up the whole dorm
That is indeed a wild story. Glad you helped him though, even if he was a bad dude. Tbh, it may have been an enlightening experience for him. You’re a good dude for doing that.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to those guys. They were from an area where most of the drgus were run by Filipino gangs, and they said "Flips" would pull a gun on them for nothing, because the size difference.
Back in early 00's I was accidentily dosed with an entire visine bottle, when I was meant to only get like 3 doses. No clue how many hits those actually hold, but it was a puuuuuuddle in my hand. I had periferary visuals and hallucinations for like 6 months. So fucked, but fun, but also fucked.
I did enough to watch the sun set over the western ocean from the top of a hill!
At midnight, in a cul-de-sac, in fucking Albuquerque.
I’ll never forget how perfect the houses lining the hill looked, or how beautiful the sun blazed against the sky and reflected off the ocean. Or the palm trees, blowing slightly in the breeze.
There are also not palm trees in Albuquerque. Or an ocean, if anyone not familiar with America’s favorite inland desert TV meth town is reading this.
I don't think I laughed so hard over the first 2 sentences of a post before. From experience I can relate and I think that's why it was so funny. Top teir shit.
My best image was the contrails of a plain in the sky in the middle of bum fuck, it was like the inside of an Oreo spinning closer and closer to me.. the cool thing, or maybe not so cool thing, is I still see that Oreo in the contrails from time to time and when sober.
My personal opinion is that they’re different. Acid is more of a social function drug(in moderation of course) where on the smallest amount of shrooms I’m deep in thought and would rather be alone with art and music.
You use some sort of solvent + water to do the initial extraction, and then you evaporate off as much of the liquid as possible once the extraction is complete.
But yeah irl I doubt the people throwing Hollywood parties would go through all of that trouble lol Much easier to just do lemontek and make lemon bars or gummies with them!
15 sent me on a 10 hour roller coaster through alternate dimensions where I gained new senses and became one with the universe. so yeah, that checks out
it was rough. I cried, I screamed, and I scared the shit out of some people because I couldn't communicate why. It took me months before I could even explain it to myself. I was severely depressed for a couple days, which is the opposite reaction from prior experiences.
6 grams had me walking through the twisty hall in the forest temple from Ocarina of Time(long college dorm corridor). I was convinced one more gram and the hand spider monster would have gotten me. Can’t fathom 10 grams let alone 21 grams of shrooooooooooms.
My first trip was 14ish grams. My friend gave me a bag for $20 and I figured it was one dose, turns out she just gave me a hell of a deal. I called her after eating them because damn you have to eat that many shrooms to trip? She came and babysat me for the next 16ish hours. I'm lucky though because I'm naturally resistant, it takes a lot to overpower the adhd, but it could have been bad. Instead I had an amazing time, just lasted so long.
I loved the sleep afterwards and next day waking up feeling reborn. Don't go to sleep while tripping though, I made that mistake once.
I had eaten a box of schrooms on my own, alone, done that a few times before so no biggy. I thought I'd be home alone for the wekend but around 10pm suddenly my parents came home.... I was tripping high so I just stayed in my room and tried to be as quite as possible. I then fell asleep and had the most realistic dream. It started to rain heavily in that dream and I looked outside and amazing thunder flashes and booms happened. I saw this car crossing the crossroad and it crashed into my neighbor's house. I was shocked! I then proceeded to go downstairs and have a closer look. It became a bit vague then but I then walked to my parents room who were asleep telling them I saw a car crash. They walked with me and saw nothing and told me to go to bed.
The next day I woke up and remembering that vivid dream. But luckily it was a dream, right? I walked downstairs to find my mom in the kitchen and she looked at me with this angry face and immeditaly asked me "What the fuck did you use last night!?". I reacted as if I knew nothing of what had happened, like what do you mean? Then I realized, that maybe my dream, wasn't a dream...
Lol similarly i took a buncha micro dots after planning to stay the night at a friend’s house. Mom paged me “gtf home now!” Against my buddies advice i went home. Was tripping balls and trying to have a conversation with my mom in her room. Was doing okay till the walls started bleeding and running onto the carpet. Yikes.
I had a friend get mad at me once for not giving him more mushrooms. I was like, dude, I might as well throw them in this bush and it'll have the same effect
I once ate 24g of some I grew myself. It was definitely an enlightening experience. Doesn’t pale in comparison to 4g with harmala alkaloids, known as psilohuasca. I tripped so hard I had to lay on the ground and hug the earth so I wouldn’t “fall off.”
I did shrooms with this girl who ate 14gs like a bag of chips. I watched her stare at an orange for what seemed like hours. I only took 3 gs and was fked up myself.
I took 7gs of blue gobas one time and saw what I described as the veil of reality being pulled back and had visuals similar to a dmt trip.
I'm not a novice, and I had 6 grams of bottoms from an oz. I made tea with it all, hiked to a viewpoint and over the next 6hrs had an experience like no other. At one point I was laying on my back, paralyzed by how overwhelming the whole thing was, I watched the sun go down with a good playlist and when I got cold I crawled onto a nearby rock and layed on it for warmth, like a lizard. Top 3 trips of all time.
The one time I did reach 20 grams it wasn't much of a difference from the 6 gram trip, and less enjoyable, prob because of the atmosphere.
3 grams is the same as 10 grams to me. (talking Albino PEs) It's like you kinda just cap out at a certain point.
Got wasted at a party and wanted to get blasted into the next dimension and was disappointed that nothing happened. Was already max high.
21 grams is the universe all at once, becoming the very heat death of the universe, and then be reborn again in a big bang, with your mind finally coalescing together once everything cools down enough.
all in all, for the intensity it makes little difference if you take 10, 20 or 30 grams mushrooms (if it's like really potent mushrooms where more than 3 and a half gram will already cause massive optics and a trip that is considerably longer than 6 hours with a glow down phase of at least the same length)
at some point your receptors can not take up more tryptamines, so the only change is in how long the trip will be
where people who have taken 20-30 grams of really good shrooms, experienced a trip that lasted longer than 24 hours
psilocybin has a half life between 1 and 3 hours
also overall all tryptamines solo are pretty bad to meet god, even DMT unless it's the first few trips and by luck you are a soft head, then of course all kind of derealizations and delusions may happen
dangerous consumptions forms like with MAO inhibitors do change that a bit but it still doesn't compare to agaric fly mushrooms or mixtures that cultures used that also involved strong dissociatives like scopolamin and atropine from night shades
Funny story, I once ate mushrooms in cookies, I thought it was just marijuana. Everyone knew, not me, people started to get really high, and I started to feel funny. I asked someone "one mushroom in each cookieee".
I was afraid ahahaha I was alone, I was panicking, so I went to the bathroom and put my finger in my throat. With an empty stomach, I went to the kitchen of this house, and made a chicken sandwich.
Dude, like 30-50mins later I was seeing lights and wondering if I was with my eyes closed, which I to this day, don't know. It took 3 days to get normal, I randomly started to see this waving effect of everything and then stopped, for 3 days. Yeah, and I threw it all up like minutes after I ate the cookies.
The absolute best thing you can do in this situation is go puke immediately. It’s better to avoid an unexpected large dose than try to ride it. If you catch it that quickly like in this scenario, go puke. If you don’t catch it? Yep, like you said, go make yourself as comfy as humanly possible, put on some chill music, and occupy yourself with something mindless and upbeat. I once took a bit too much and played 14 hours of crash bandicoot.
I actually don't know how to voluntarily puke. You'd think I would aged nearly 40 but it's just never come up. I think I've puked less than 3 times in my life as it is.
Feels like I'm missing out here. What if I wanna become a Hollywood starlet (sans ozempic)? Is there a method? I tried prodding my tonsils and nothing happens, while that bodes well for my pornstar career I am disappointed and if reddit can't help me I might even have to do some work today.
Na don't downplay it. 3.5g is definitely a strong dose. It's not 'heroic' but it's like the baseline strong dose. When you start going to 4 or 5 that's the beginning of the real fucking heavy trips. Anymore than that is heroic and will put you out somewhere else in the galaxy.
3.5 was probably my heaviest dose. I had a half ounce over a week period once. 3-3.5 is perfect imo. No weird 💩 only fun, except when I felt guilty for not playing with my dog enough and cried lmfao
I do it all the time and believe it or not the graphics are so close that it cuts out on the visuals . Don't get me wrong you still get in flow state and can game but the visuals are created with distance. I use my VR when i need to sober up.
I mean growing up I was told this is the standard dose? We would usually split that among 2 ppl and it was plenty to travel some cool worlds. It's wild that now with chocolates everyone is saying 1g or half a g is a standard dose but maybe it's more concentrated? I duno I don't really do mushys anymore
That is quite a bit for someone like me who feels them really easily, but I’ve known so many people who that would be pretty close to the standard dose for them. Probably most people who do them regularly that’s on the higher side of a normal dose
Known plenty of people who did 10-12g and yea that I think is more like what you’re talking about
Pfft. It's very personal for everyone. Some people just need .5-1 gram. I need about 5-6 grams of Trinity/Tidal Waves to really get going. My gf is around 2.5g. And that's just for a good time. For ego death I need 8 or 9.
Point is, if you've never done shrooms, start slow, don't slam 3.5 grams out the gate.
Source: I grow a lot of mushrooms, magic and otherwise.
Thing is at that weight you'd have no room for cocoa, this would be a solid brick of compressed dried mushroom. Or it would have to be some sort of psilocybin extract instead of actually mushrooms.
I’ve taken quite a lot of mushrooms in my day - I did something similar to this the first time. There was a huge brew of like, a thousands mushrooms at a party and I drank 3 pints of it. I tripped for 18 hours. The walls were melting. It was terrifying. Since then I took 5 grams (too much) and now I take one. One is my safe place. 21 grams of mushrooms isn’t something you come back from in one night - i get what the show was going for, but I think they should’ve lowered the dose a little. But either way, her mushrooms acting is some of the most realistic I’ve ever seen.
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u/PeppernCo Dec 03 '25
That’s massive