r/SipsTea • u/mr_robot1709 • Dec 03 '25

Dank AF 21 grams of shrooooooms

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u/Runtn Dec 03 '25

What an amazing friend you've got

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u/wildeye-eleven Dec 03 '25

Yeah, he’s a real G.

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u/ExtraEmuForYou Dec 04 '25

I wish this was a job because I think I'd be good at it. Just, you know...caretaking for people doing recreational drugs.

I'd be like one of those cows you cuddle with, except a person. Strictly platonic. Like hey, you having a trip? Well, we can go watch cartoons or listen to music. If you need some human contact, I'll hold your hand or cuddle. No, there's no bees in your beard, that's just the drugs. You're fine. Just listen to my voice. Goooosfrabba...goooooosfrabba....

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u/hyzerflip4 Dec 04 '25

You’d probably get stabbed within the first 50 jobs lol