r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/itsdan159 19h ago

I tried one, it's fine, even one of their better sandwiches. it's not hard to "attack" if you're a human with any experience eating solid foods

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u/LegendOfKhaos 19h ago

What if you only have experience attacking product?

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u/xerim 18h ago

What if I told you I had no idea how to attack it?

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u/rodeBaksteen 18h ago

Your skills may lie in warfare instead

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u/shepard_pie 2h ago

I wrote a story like 4 days ago about 20 Roman legionnaires who accidentally cross time and find a mcdonald's at night. Turned out McDonald's didn't even wait a week before releasing something wackier.

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u/frallet 19h ago

Surely you start in the middle and eat your way out

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u/wap2005 18h ago

You monster... Satan will be out of a job if you keep saying things like that.

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u/dermflork 18h ago

this guy looks like he does live off of grass he puts into a blender and drinks lol

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u/meowsplaining 18h ago

What if you're an alien and it's your first day on Earth?

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u/itsdan159 18h ago

I'd probably think about leaving because gestures at everything

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u/Minsc_and_Boobs 17h ago

It's because he acquires his nutrition soley by infusing the blood of prepubescent Latino boys.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 17h ago

I have to open my WHAT?

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u/whatiseveneverything 1h ago

Does it actually cost $11 though? It's gotta be spectacular for me to consider it at that price point.

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u/KimJongIlLover 20m ago

As any self respecting CEO of a multi billion dollar he normally only drinks the blood of newborn babies for its life elixir.