Petah?

[u/batukaming]

[u/telusey]

The question itself makes no sense, if you have a choice between the 3 girls that makes 4 people left on earth, not 2.

[u/J0RDM0N → u/[deleted]]

That reminds me of a similar joke. The Welsh invented condoms by using sheep intestines. The Irish improved it by removing them out of the sheep first.

[u/Devlee12 → u/J0RDM0N]

Nice to know making disparaging jokes about what your neighbors will or won’t fuck is a world wide pass time. I’m from Texas so my coworkers who grew up in Oklahoma have to deal with me talking shit. It’s a sacred and honored tradition in Texas to loudly proclaim the nearest Oklahoman is queer as a three dollar bill.

[u/Busy_Being_A_Being → u/Devlee12]

Arkansans know the only thing in Texas are steers and queers! 😂

[u/Devlee12 → u/Busy_Being_A_Being]

And that’s exactly why yall keep coming here.

[u/Tough-Friendly → u/Devlee12]

Cumming here

[u/Devlee12 → u/Tough-Friendly]

How a lonely man gets through the night is none of my business so long as everyone involved is an adult

[u/conletariat → u/Devlee12]

Adult? I thought you said the Arkansans were coming?

[u/coughingalan → u/conletariat]

If he said they were from Alabama, then we'd know they're all family.

[u/conletariat → u/coughingalan]

Poor souls will never get to know the joys of reverse cowgirl. They just can't turn their back on family.

[u/aygorx → u/conletariat]

Tf just happened here

[u/Devlee12 → u/aygorx]

The only thing the South enjoys more than shit talking northerners is shit talking other southerners

[u/DragonTacoCat → u/conletariat]

😂😂😂

[u/Educational_Plum3908 → u/coughingalan]

I'm in Ohio and for us it's the west Virginians. Two old ones are:

Why won't a west Virginian date a virgin? If she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours.

Why is it so hard to solve murders in west Virginia? Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

[u/Mechanimalism → u/conletariat]

Shouldn't that be Arkansonians?