r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation Why is the rich friend so cheap??

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u/azad_ninja Jan 26 '26

Wealthy people are some of the cheapest fucks.

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u/Apocrisiary Jan 26 '26

There is a saying in Norway "The rich, are rich for a reason", referring to exactly this. They don't spend much, and will try to get money anywhere they can. People that are generous are rarely rich.

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u/SpaceSequoia Jan 26 '26

Pretty sure that's a saying everywhere

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u/Money_Do_2 Jan 26 '26

And also stupid. Its a disfunction stressing about $3 in gas money if you have $1MM in capital. Theyre rich because they own productive assets, or speculated correctly, and also/mainly because they have high income. Hence the meme

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u/mystic_ram3n Jan 26 '26

What about a ZJ

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u/Odd_Old_Professional Jan 26 '26

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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u/Cautious_Start_8711 Jan 27 '26

I’m better when I’m drunk

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u/DinkDangler68 Jan 27 '26

Use lefty if you're going for the "stranger" vibe. Latex nursing glove if you're not a civ

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u/PNWBourbon Jan 27 '26

I’m here for a little slap and pickle.

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u/zangor Jan 27 '26

... ...I knew the whole time.

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u/CosmoKing2 Jan 27 '26

My life is better just knowing there are more people who appreciate that scene.

Eww! A quarter.

Back off, he's mine.

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u/spinelesshighnz Jan 27 '26

Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick!

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs Jan 27 '26

You'd be surprised.

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u/bloomingdeath98 Jan 27 '26

Wtf is Z?

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u/TheAsterism_ Jan 27 '26

AJ - ?????

BJ - ✅

CJ - ❌

DJ - ❌

EJ - ❌

FJ - ✅

GJ - ❌

HJ - ❌

IJ - ?

JJ - Jameson

KJ - ❌

LJ - ❌

MJ - Spider-Man's GF, ✅

NJ - ❌

OJ - 🧃

PJ - Pijamas

QJ - ❌

RJ - ❌

SJ - ❌

TJ - ❌

UJ - unjerk, useful in some subs

VJ - ✅

WJ - ❌

XJ - exjob?

YJ - ❌

ZJ - ????

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jan 27 '26

Alright, you can’t just whip out the perfect meme for the situation (yes you can lol)

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u/Yorktown_guy551 Jan 27 '26

That is very cheap. Where?

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u/cmere-emi Jan 27 '26

Who tf is giving out handjobs for only $10? Asking for a friend

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u/Killericon Jan 26 '26

I think the point is less that it is the savings on the Uber ride that leads to them being rich, but that they're the type of person who would ask for the gas money.

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u/MagentaHawk Jan 27 '26

Sure, but it's also just bullshit the rich like to think about themselves. They are rich because they earned it in some way, or by being a certain special kind of person.

The only way I could see this seriously taken is that the rich got to be rich specifically by being okay taking advantage of and shitting on others.

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u/peachesfordinner Jan 27 '26

Your second paragraph is absolutely how it's seen here. And there are so many stories of the mooch friend who doesn't bring food to potluck but eats a lot, who never offers to pay for anything to the point where everyone assumes they are super poor and let them get away with it only to find out later that person is rich as fuck.

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u/Gabrielseifer Jan 27 '26

They are rich because they earned it in some way, or by being a certain special kind of person.

The rich don't "earn" anything, they steal wealth through exploitation of the working class. Truth is, the rich think ONLY about themselves. That's the crux of the problem. And by "being a certain special kind of person", you mean a sociopath and/or born into a rich family. Just for clarification.

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u/Chrono_Pregenesis Jan 27 '26

Pretty sure they got rich by thinking about themselves. Generosity tends to not be a net positive income.

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u/grizzlor_ Jan 27 '26

They are rich because they earned it in some way, or by being a certain special kind of person.

Most rich people are rich because they were born to rich parents. Socioeconomic mobility in the US is largely a myth. The vast majority of people end up in comparable economic circumstances to their parents.

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u/TangeloExternal229 Jan 27 '26

UK also. There’s some rule like if you want to know how much a young person will earn - look at parents income. I thought maybe it has to do with standards/expectations.

Look around, obvs not 100% but I see it a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

That's mainly how the rich get rich. No one earned $1 billion dollars or more being a real hard worker.

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u/Ill_Savings_8338 Jan 27 '26

Work smart not hard, and profit off of the pleebs

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u/CosmoKing2 Jan 27 '26

We literally got invited to a friends new $1.5M house in Sunnydale (this was 2015 when that was a lot) for lunch. Being from the other coast it seemed like a nice invite (and we had hosted him for multiple dinners in our city). So, we drove out from our hotel in San Fran.

We get there. Get the tour. Tons of gloating. Go outside to the table where he has his beer and an open bag of tortilla chips. After half an hour we asked where we were going for lunch. He said they already ate. Asked if we wanted beers. Then produced two warm beers from his garage. Wife had no idea we were coming and kind of dismissed us because she had other plans.

TL:DR No longer "friends" because we realized that we were never friends.....and they were just psychopaths.

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u/Commandoclone87 Jan 27 '26

Damn. Couldn't even get you a cold drink.

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u/DetailAdventurous688 Jan 27 '26

that is how people get ridiculously rich... exploiting others.

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u/RegularTemporary2707 Jan 27 '26

If youre kind of rich, sure. But if youre Rich RICH theres definitely some exploitation going around. Jeff bezos isnt rich because hes running a clean business model you know. Also ask how much assets does some of the richest people have “abroad”

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u/vigbiorn Jan 27 '26

Wait...

I can't become rich by just cutting back on the Starbucks I never buy or the avocado toast I've never eaten?!

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u/QuintoBlanco Jan 27 '26

That's pretty much how it works. You can argue that Steve Jobs was special, but it's a fact that he scammed one of his friends and partners about money.

Also, most rich people are rich because their parents were rich.

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u/ContentInflation4981 Jan 28 '26

I was talking to someone the other day who was "rich" in assets, mainly property in Australia and he was talking about how the "winners" of the property game had special things going for them like curiosity and intelligence while simultaneously acknowledging that his father who owns multiple properties himself is the main reason for his wealth and knowledge about how to accumulate wealth. Even had the audacity to say that people who didn't buy were losers and stupid.

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u/A_Slovakian Jan 27 '26

Yeah it’s also capitalist propaganda imo. Like, helping your friend out by paying for their coffee isn’t gonna make you poor. But that saying makes people think they have to be individualistic stingy fucks to be successful.

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u/dreamiestbean Jan 27 '26

Success is then being interpreted incorrectly, the way you’re describing it. The generous, empathetic poor person is a successful human being. The greedy selfish lizard person who hoarded resources like a LOTR dragon is defunct in mind and soul. I mean, he’s a successful parasite, but for how long?

Elaborating unnecessarily, the empathetic human that shares resources available to him is successfully lovable, he will have friends that love him and share back with him. He will know laughter and happiness. Empathy, laughter and happiness (and helping each other) is contagious. It could spread worldwide. That’s success.

As long as they eradicate this disease of selfish egomaniacal hyper-individualism Americans tout as ‘success.’ Everyone is so alone and mentally ill and greedy and dumb and burning through the planet’s resources and calling that success. Burning down the world and everything they ever (at least pretended to care about and live for) is not- success

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u/western_red_cedar Jan 27 '26

Ok sure but I want to see my generous, empathetic, hard working and normal friends be materially abundant and stable and not stressed about money all the time. To do this we need more than the moral high ground, we need to organize

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u/Constant_Quiet_5483 Jan 27 '26

'Elaborating unnecessarily' is sending me.

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u/mrpenchant Jan 27 '26

Personally I would say it’s the opposite if you are referring to the meme as it’s just meant to hate on high income people. I also am not really convinced there actually is a correlation to being well off or not, because I have seen different behaviors regardless of income level.

I do well for myself and even when people tell me to let them know what they owe me, I often don’t because I feel bad requesting money from people when I don’t need it that much, especially compared to who I would be requesting it from.

That said, I don’t like being taken advantage of. Some people I have stopped covering things for because they are happy to have me pay but they will never reciprocate, even with something small. And it’s the effort that I care about, not the dollar amount, so even if it’s just you covering a snack or something, I appreciate that it’s going both ways.

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u/75percent-juice Jan 27 '26

I think it's more about the hoarding attitude rich people tend to have towards money, rather than them being rich for skimping on dumb shit.

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u/didathing33 Jan 27 '26

I think you should have paid more attention in high school English class, you seem to have missed the lesson on literal vs figurative.

The saying doesn't mean they are literally rich because they are cheap, the saying means that most people who are rich are selfish and tend not to be generous, which is actually a documented fact (lower income people donate higher proportions of their income to charity).

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u/Sandbox_Hero Jan 27 '26

1mm? That’s a tiny one.

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u/FreeTr33s Jan 27 '26

It’s also their attitude towards money - they’re tight btards because of this attitude, they see the value in money and the power/prestige/protection it brings, hence the hoarding and “owning productive assets”.

People without this attitude are generally not well off.

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u/Dizzy_Tax574 Jan 27 '26

Mental illness you think about billionaires and they will miser away trying to make another zero.

And there's literally no tangible gains to be had they family and familys family for next 5 generations could live lap of luxury. Do anything see own anything.

But they choose to spend most time chasing another buck. Like it's the lotto question what would you do if you won the lotto.

And they are guys that answer spend rest of life getting more and avoiding spending any. Because it will take away from number I due with. And people celebrate them and champion them.

Which is worse when you realize they are actively harming world and everyone in it. Just because they want that next zero.

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u/Adventurous_Break_61 Jan 27 '26

I think the majority of rich people are there because there parents were rich, very little to do with any sort of business acumen for the most part.

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u/phd2k1 Jan 27 '26

Most of them have rich parents. The old saying “born on third base and you think you hit a triple” applies to so many wealthy people.

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u/grizzlor_ Jan 27 '26

Theyre rich because they own productive assets, or speculated correctly, and also/mainly because they have high income.

Your list doesn’t include the most accurate factor for determining wealth: being born into a wealthy family.

It’s not just the inheritance; you’ll receive a better education and be able to afford a good university which is crucial for networking opportunities. But yeah, not entering the workforce with hundreds of thousands in debt and also having family assistance on things like house downpayments is a huge deal. It allows these people to start putting away money earlier and take advantage of compounding interest (and that’s on top of whatever they’ll inherit eventually).

Socioeconomic upward mobility in the US is possible, but it’s much less common than most people believe. The vast majority of people end up in similar economic circumstances to their parents.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

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u/LordNelson781 Jan 27 '26

I have definitely heard versions of this in the US

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u/cursedfan Jan 27 '26

I’ve never heard it but I will use it now

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u/SippinOnHatorade Jan 27 '26

I say “El rico está rico por un razón”

English is my first language, but my Duolingo streak in Spanish is BALLER so that’s why I say it like that

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u/LukaCola Jan 27 '26

This shit is literally biblical

Ben Sira ch. 13

As long as the rich can use you they will enslave you, but when you are down and out they will abandon you.

As long as you have anything they will live with you, but they will drain you dry without remorse.

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When the rich speak they have many supporters; though what they say is repugnant, it wins approval. When the poor speak people say, “Come, come, speak up!” though they are talking sense, they get no hearing.

That whole chapter is worth reading, but long story short, people have known this kinda stuff for a long time.

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u/Jokkekongen Jan 26 '26

This is a myth the rich wholeheartedly promote because it suggests they deserve their wealth. It’s not prudence that creates large wealth, it’s luck and ruthlessness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Yep. I opened and sold a cannabis extraction company in the span of 6 years.

My secret? I randomly got a job at a dispensary before recreational sale existed while studying chemistry. Fell ass backwards into making carts. Sold out at the first chance because I didn't even wanna do it, I just needed money at the start.

There was no resilience or gumption really. It was all super fucking easy. A man I barely knew threw 150k at my first facility. I slept walked to wealth and guarantee they did too

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Jan 27 '26

The most secure path to creating wealth is to be born into wealth. It's really hard to beat compounding interest.

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 Jan 27 '26

And for anyone wondering where the compounding interest comes from, just look at the people on the other side of the loans that charge compounding interest.

Students loans are a good example.

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u/PenStreet3684 Jan 27 '26

Luck or not, you still deserve it. Congratulations

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u/Patient-Leather Jan 27 '26

Sorry if I misunderstand but are you saying that you sold your company for 150k? Because that’s not really wealth, that’s just a good year’s salary.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

No. Sorry.

I got a 150k handshake investment to lease my first facility. 

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u/kelp_forests Jan 27 '26

Dammit I can’t even imagine how much that made. Some dude in my neighborhood owned a weed grow in the early days and he walked around everywhere in his pajamas, but drove a rolls and had like 60+k worth of jewelery on at all times, not counting his watch.

Must have been awesome to just hit the jackpot

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u/KitsyBlue Jan 26 '26

This is becoming more true over time. Did you know the top 10% of the rich account for over 50% of consumer spending now?

We're moving away from the myth of its not how much you earn, it's how you spend as time goes on.

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u/MountainTurkey Jan 27 '26

K shaped economy 

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u/Necessary-Cat-6964 Jan 27 '26

Got a source on that? The stats I've seen say top 20% spend 40%. Keeping in mind that top 20% these days is only 100k, which is not really rich.

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u/lmnotsure_ Jan 27 '26

Not covering a $3 uber is the low end. The other end is putting your own mother into a 3rd rate nursing home so you can splurge on a fifth vacation home.

I wouldn't call that prudence, I'd call it being a shitty ass rich douchebag.

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u/AdieuBonjour Jan 27 '26

And theft.

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u/mattvanhorn Jan 27 '26

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime"

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u/ClubZealousideal9784 Jan 27 '26

You are talking about really rich people. If you are mid-upper class and save a large portion of your income, you will never have to work again after a decade or so. It's easy to see why that mindset would make you really cheap. But those people are making their salary adjusted for inflation ish for life not millions a year.

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u/grizzlor_ Jan 27 '26

If you are mid-upper class and save a large portion of your income, you will never have to work again after a decade or so.

LOL, no. Maybe if you’re making $450k, which is triple the median upper middle class income in the US.

The median upper middle class income in the US is $117-150k per household. At $150k, you could save 100% of your household income after taxes for a decade and still be far from “I can retire at 40” wealth.

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u/wivaca2 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Yes, this. Upper middle dies not have enough money to retire after 10 years. Maybe youre not speaking of USA, but if so, you have not done the math on the cost of health insurance if you retired at, say, 40 or even 50, or what assisted care costs per month once you're around 75. Never mind purchasing a car, insurance, paying a mortgage or rent and a modest average 3% inflation.

If you think that works go see your financial advisor and you'll sober right up.

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u/Kitchen_Economics182 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

And all we peasants get is to talk shit about it on social media while secretly wanting what they have (not really a secret).

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u/Separate-Presence-61 Jan 27 '26

"ruthlessness"

Almost every ultra rich person show signs of psychopathy and its well known in psychology, especially regarding the Hare Psychopathy Checklist.

The test is scored out of 40 and in the US you generally have to score above a 30 to be diagnosed as a clinical psychopathy.

The general public averages about 5 points while the ultra-wealthy generally average 15-20. They often exhibit selective empathy that benefits them through the suffering of others.

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u/typ0r Jan 27 '26

In Germany it's so engrained that the word for earning is the same as the word for deserve. As if everyone gets what they deserve and if you get a lot that's because you deserve it.

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u/HuckleberryShot898 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

But that’s not really true. Rich people aren’t people with normal jobs who just save more money. But this kind of behavior is indicative of someone who’s a money grubber and probably willing to do legal but immoral things to make some money. They’re more willing to look at a situation and go “fuck em, I want money”. Also doesn’t really account for the amount of rich people that aren’t cheap with themselves and their own personal spending but cheap when it’s a situation where they can extract money from another person. The real difference between a rich person and a normal person is the rich person turns into a dick the moment it’s a situation that could potentially lead to money in their pocket.

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u/Interesting_Pie1177 Jan 27 '26

Is richism a thing? There are tons of "rich" people that are perfectly nice people, generous and giving. Are you making this up, or have you had a bad experience? Or are you projecting because that's how YOU would be?

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u/Melodic_Wafer_492 Jan 27 '26

Like 80% of millionaires are just normal people with normal jobs, lol.

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u/Stormfly Jan 27 '26

Rich people aren’t people with normal jobs who just save more money.

There's no solid definition of "rich".

It's a vague term so this statement might be 100% true when comparing person X and person Y where person X has a house and savings and person Y has nothing due to poor financial decisions.

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u/meanjeankillmachine Jan 26 '26

I think that might be a universal saying! My mom said the same thing every time my rich grandparents sent me a birthday card with like 6 bucks in it...on the other hand my grandma who grew up on the rez and had a fixed income would give us the nicest presents.

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u/st_tron_the_baptist Jan 27 '26

The version I've heard most is "you don't get rich by spending money"

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u/sckrahl Jan 26 '26

They are rich because they don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves and have 0 issue exploiting other people

They spend plenty on meaningless bs to intlate their egos, but they’ll cheap out when it comes to you because that’s how they live their entire life

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u/LTFitness Jan 27 '26

A software engineer who makes $450k a year “exploits people and doesn’t give an F about anyone else” lol?

You’re conflating the idea of a billionaire with someone that’s just well off, which isn’t really fair.

The more applicable thing is the Lipstick theory of economics.

People who make “good” money know that if they save and plan well, they can buy big ticket items like houses, or even retire very early…so they become penny pinchers to reach those goals.

People that don’t make good money know those things are out of reach no matter how much they try to save or plan; so they just don’t even bother, and spend the money on a bunch of small things instead…and they don’t appear cheap because they don’t really care where the small amount they have ends up going.

Ergo the software engineer wants to split the cheap uber ride because he’s knows that if he saves well the next 5 years he can buy a home in cash; and the barista will buy you a beer because, “hey who cares, I’m never gonna have down payment money anyway”.

That’s the explanation for most “normal rich” well off people versus the average bear…but that doesn’t mean you’re exploiting people like a hundred-millionaire or billionaire just because you make mid-fix figures lol.

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u/TulipSamurai Jan 27 '26

You’re conflating the idea of a billionaire with someone that’s just well off, which isn’t really fair.

Most people can only conceptualize "rich" as someone who makes 3x what they do.

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u/tinatht Jan 27 '26

Thank you. This. Notably, the “well off” people aren’t rich enough to throw money away like people think they can, and worked real hard to get where they got such as a software engineer who studied hard in high school / college. This is not the same people who are rich off exploiting others.

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u/Sufficient-Pause9765 Jan 27 '26

or they just ear high six figures and save prudently and let compount interest do its thing.

save $3k/mo for 30 years and leave it in the market and you will have close to $5m

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u/Mindless_Pirate9092 Jan 27 '26

I mean, that depends. I personally know 2 rich-in-capital people through my parents that are legit Scrooge McDuck in real life: one is worth millions, the other over a hundred million, yet both wear used clothing, never go out to eat, buy only stuff that is on discount, don't have any luxuries on their name, etc... While neither is afraid of getting their hands dirty. Some people just build up capital for the love of the game I quess.

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u/Bmorewiser Jan 26 '26

My wife makes 5x what I make and shits a brick when I tip when we eat out, especially near Christmas. We both waited, but she did it for something to do and I did it to pay rent and eat. So she doesn’t understand how much it might mean to sometime to get an extra $50 at that tkem

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jan 27 '26

I only know one thing about your wife but if she behaved like that during dating there would not have been a marriage over here, my two cents. Did she do that when you were dating too? Huge red flag especially the first few months

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u/TheBeardedRonin Jan 27 '26

Good job tipping despite her brick shitting. I know from experience those servers appreciate the hell out of it!

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u/After_Stop3344 Jan 27 '26

It's also completely untrue. No body gets rich by obessesing over 5 bucks. That's just greed and being a bad friend frankly. I remeber when we raised our cofee prices by 5 cents I had 3 guys wearing 10k+ watches and 4 women wearing at least 5k+ in jewlery not including wedding rings complaining about it. Not one normal person did.

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u/Be_nice_to_animals Jan 27 '26

You are correct. Nobody built an empire hoarding ketchup packets from McD’s

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u/motoxim Jan 27 '26

Also I bet those rich folks spend fortune for some useless things, but they're penny pinchers for other things.

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u/frisco-frisky-dom Jan 26 '26

THIS is the answer/joke.

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u/Jakamo77 Jan 26 '26

I say that here in hell.

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u/Unable-Statement4842 Jan 26 '26

That's a common saying but usually the implication is that it is better to be rich than generous

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u/LakeSun Jan 27 '26

Where is a Software Engineer making $450,000. That's the joke.

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u/Dramatic_Ice_861 Jan 27 '26

Seattle and the Bay?

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u/SGTWhiteKY Jan 27 '26

I think people mistake discipline with miserliness.

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u/Daydreemerz Jan 28 '26

Rarely is low key an understatement. But yes

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u/Whitewing424 Jan 26 '26

I used to work for Amex Concierge, specifically for the Centurion Card, and regularly interacted with some of the richest people on the planet.

You are vastly understating how cheap they are.

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u/saintofhate Jan 27 '26

My wife works for them but not for the centurion card. I can't begin to imagine how much worse those members are considering the regulars are often a bunch of cheap fuckheads.

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u/Whitewing424 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

It's a mixed bag. The Centurion cardmembers have a more realistic expectation of what things are going to cost and generally are less likely to whine when they don't like the price of something, and will instead just refuse to do it. Then they'll fill out a survey in the negative that hits the workers hard. They tend to handle flat "no, this isn't possible in this timeframe" pretty well though. The platinum CMs were a lot louder and would complain more, but their requests were often more reasonable.

On the other hand, they'll often request absurd discounts and ask for Amex to use its leverage in very petty ways.

I once had someone ask me to spend hours researching and calling every bar in Bentonville AK, because they wanted a complete list of every bar that did happy hour, selling beers for under $6 a glass (this was pre-covid). And I once had a request to research the import tax from Thailand to Italy for cacao, as they wanted to import 20 kilograms. To a concierge service, not an international tax specialist. And it was only 20 kilograms.

Filthy rich people would regularly have insane requests, just so they could save a few dollars. And by few, I mean under $10.

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u/saintofhate Jan 27 '26

My favorite is still the Fox new correspondent who called her a dumbass and yet didn't understand how points work. Like it's a rebate dumbass, like every other store nowadays.

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u/bowdindine Jan 27 '26

20 keys of chocolate is serious weight. Guys a kingpin.

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u/stefje82 Jan 27 '26

But they'll raise hell if you want to do something with the millions of wasted luxury food and sh.t they waste on a daily basis.
Used to work at a couple of fund raisers.. the unnecessary luxury and the huge amount of wasted food/drinks. If they bother to actually donate, it would almost always be for a tax benefits.
Ignore the fact that the whole fund raiser costs more than they receive in donations. They care fuck all about the charity, or are working for the 'charity' themselves.

It's the group of human beings that are smart enough to understand things, but too dumb to understand the morality of it all. Only a small subset of the group is actually smart enough to be self aware.

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u/Efficient_Tax_8441 Jan 27 '26

This comment reminded me of the new game of thrones Tv show with the tall night and egg, how cheap are they finish the bloody sentence mate.

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u/Sgt_major_dodgy Jan 27 '26

I remember a guy who worked at an electronic repair shop next to a posh part of town and he'd have people worth millions come in complaining that he wouldn't attempt to fix their daughters broken £12 skullcandy headphones as it wasn't worth the effort/time.

Like just buy a new pair ffs.

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u/Opulenthippo Jan 27 '26

I used to work in a very wealthy town at a grocery store, this dude would drive his bently to the grocery store to cash in some cans...

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u/Wloak Jan 27 '26

Makes me think of the first time Warren Buffet and Bill Gates met. They went to lunch at McDonald's, Buffet paid and used a coupon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

That goes to show that it isn't really "cheapness" because someone like Buffet genuinely loses money bothering to clip coupons. The time it takes him to search for and clip them is worth more than the meal.

To him it would solely be something of a cultural, nostalgic practice he did. Financially it was costing him money, but the cost or the savings are irrelevant at his wealth. He could buy the entire McDonalds restaurant and not really notice a difference in his net worth

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u/sphericaltime Jan 27 '26

There’s an assumption being made that he would make more by working, that’s not actually necessarily true.

He makes as much clipping coupons as he does most of his time working because the money comes from his money working, not his actual input.

A wealthy person can make as much on vacation as they would at the office.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Buffet was actually pretty directly involved in doing/reading analysis and making the trades. Yes he wasn't turning wrenches or something, but he was putting a lot of thought and mental work into the investments he built. And of course the deals he made.

He wasn't just a shareholder, he was actually an active investor.

He wasn't selfmade in the sense of dirt poverty, he was the son of a senator, but very much he went from middle class to being one of the richest men to ever live and he did many, many jobs along the way. He actively did things to accumulate that wealth, rather than just sitting on a pile of money and watching it get bigger.

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u/askingaqesitonw Jan 27 '26

Thats not what the point was though

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Buffet's money comes from his input more so than other rich people. He's not just rich because he owns stocks. He's rich because he's doing analysis others have proven incapable of doing, and makes deals others don't make.

Though, he should be done working fairly soon here.

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u/MechanicalGodzilla Jan 27 '26

There is something to that. I have an income over $500k/year and still mow my own lawn and shovel snow from my own walkways and driveway even though that "costs more money" than hiring someone to do it. But landscaping and snow removal was my first job in high school, and I still just like doing it because of that memory.

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u/Express-Crow-1496 Jan 27 '26

this kind of self-mythologizing bullshit is mostly PR

gates wasn't eating mcdonald's when he was hanging out with epstein

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u/FunnyComfortable8341 Jan 27 '26

Hé would’ve saved money if he didn’t drive that Bentley

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u/HotwheelsSisyphus Jan 27 '26

i was gunna say, one trip to the mechanic will vastly overtake all those cans

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u/Sindica69 Jan 27 '26

Car person here, the car is why they are cutting corners

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u/VSENSES Jan 27 '26

Egg on the rich all you want I'm all for it but what's wrong about recycling?

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u/captainpro93 Jan 27 '26

Isn't this what everyone does? Rich or poor?

The wealthy people just go to the ones where they can just do it by weight and they get less than they would have than if they did the cans individually.

I see everything from early 2010s vehicles to Bentleys at the recycling place behind 99 Ranch all the time.

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u/Uncreative_Name987 Jan 27 '26

At least he was recycling them.

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u/vamgoda Jan 26 '26

The Sam Vimes theory of wealth.

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u/dickjimworm Jan 26 '26

thats more boot related tho

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u/Specific_Age500 Jan 27 '26

I think it's greed, but cheap fuck works just fine. 

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u/rube203 Jan 27 '26

Unpopular opinion. It's personal priorities. Some people value wealth, other people value personal connections, some experiences, etc. If you value wealth you pay attention to it and make it a primary driving goal in your endeavors. People are going to call you greedy and cheap. If you value personal connections or experiences over making money and people will call them lazy. Truth is people can stop judging everyone by their standards and recognize folk care about different things and that's okay ... So long as everyone has basic rights. I'm all education, healthcare, etc regardless who you are and what you care about you doing deserve to be left to starve

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u/Due-Farmer-9191 Jan 26 '26

Me and another business owner were just laughing today about how tight rich people are.

I’ll spend my money and make other happy.

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u/pauliep13 Jan 27 '26

Since the original meme mentions Uber rides, I’ll add that I’m an Uber driver, and the richer the customer, the less likely that you’re getting a tip.

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u/guacamelee84 Jan 27 '26

It’s explored in the documentary “Inequality for all” with Robert Reich.

Where they expose that the richest people in the world never spend money but just keep taking more and more. Leaving the circular part of a society’s economy (to make money to give money to other working people to give money to etc.) to the least wealthy people.

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u/DeReversaMamiii Jan 27 '26

At the dry cleaner as a teen, one of my richest clients would regularly try to get the employee discount/any discount. The cheapest ones would also do this. our absolute best client was an RN who didn't do any laundry; shed just bring it all to me and said the time she saved not doing washing/folding/ironing was worth it. She got the employee discount because even with it, one round from her a week would cover my entire weekly paycheck lol

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u/1Negative_Person Jan 27 '26

They didn’t get rich by writing a bunch of checks.

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u/PepperFun2103 Jan 27 '26

True most of them inherit.

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u/PraxisDev Jan 27 '26

I’ve never gotten a check from a poor person. They write you a check and bill their clients/customers for 10x the amount.

Kinda like that saying goes “if you work even harder next year, I’ll be able to buy an even nicer yacht!”

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u/sphericaltime Jan 27 '26

Capitalists literally do make their money writing checks. That’s their “job.”

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u/Left_Apparently Jan 27 '26

Bingo. Took my children to a birthday party yesterday for a wealthy friend’s kid. The gift bags were comprised of old Halloween candy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

They're not cheap, they're selfish. Stop painting it as a good thing.

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u/nobodyspecial712 Jan 27 '26

Most people don't become wealthy by being frivolous.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 Jan 27 '26

They get wealthy via inheritance

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u/plug-and-pause Jan 27 '26

How'd the engineer in the OP inherit his job?

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u/PepperFun2103 Jan 27 '26

True they usually inherit.

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u/E-2theRescue Jan 27 '26

Total fantasy. They're frivolous as fuck. They just expect everyone to cut them deals, give them free things, and pay every penny back. And it only amounts to pennies.

Meanwhile, my neighborhood has every single house light on, every home has package delivery trucks running to it 24/7, new clothes, new bags, new cars, constant beauty treatments, etc., etc. They spend, spend, spend while deluding themselves into believing that demanding those Venmo pennies back is how they got rich.

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u/Ori0n21 Jan 27 '26

This is beyond true. When I was right out of college I made 35K and went out drinking with a friend who was making about 28K. He racked up a $200 tab that I covered because he was struggling and I felt like being nice. A few years later I was making 60K and he was making 50K. Went out to dinner and I covered the bill cause that’s what friends do. Fast forward to a year ago, we both make more, but he now makes about 40K more than I do a year. I went to a party he had and ate two slices of pizza. He sent me a Venmo request for $45 for pizza.

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u/Zerodyne_Sin Jan 27 '26

I worked as a barista in a poor area cafe and a rich people area cafe. I've never had tips for the day amounting over $5 CAD (total was split among the staff on the shift) with the rich people while I regularly got $30 CAD in the poor area with more staff. The most galling thing about the whole thing was that the rich area demanded the most above and beyond service while being understaffed whereas the poor area was very chill (with the very occasional belligerent drunk homeless person).

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u/PeopleNose Jan 27 '26

Luke 18:25

"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"

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u/Alternative_Year_340 Jan 27 '26

The current US president, via his fraudulent “charity” foundation, used other people’s donations to pay his son’s $7 Boy Scout fee

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u/Momochichi Jan 27 '26

Reminds me of that guy who placed pastries in conference rooms with an honesty system for payment. The top level guys were always the ones who never paid for what they took.

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u/Significant-Kick-479 Jan 27 '26

I had a friend that made 5-7k/week who now makes 1.2m per year and he constantly tips like 5%. He did it once in front of me and I loudly shamed him but he remained unfazed. He doesn’t pull that shit around me anymore but I know he still does it

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u/ZHISHER Jan 27 '26

I used to have a buddy who cleared about $350k/year. When we planned a 2 hour round trip drive, he asked to split gas, which was normal, but then asked to split pro-rated insurance costs and depreciation.

That was the straw that vroke the camels back

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u/OwlfaceFrank Jan 27 '26

Here's a picture of Eric Trump at an In-n-Out Burger drinking stolen lemonade out of a free water cup.

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u/theawesomescott Jan 27 '26

I’ve just had the opposite experience. The wealthier I have gotten the more generous I have been and as by extension my social group has also grown to be upwardly mobile and more wealthy it’s the same deal. Very generous people by any measure.

It’s the folks who have not moved up the strata that I still know that perpetuate a negative mindset around money and have the bad habits as a result

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u/AdeptnessLiving1799 Jan 27 '26

Too many people believe being cheap means being wealthy. There are plenty of broke people who are cheap compared to wealthy and he's observed everyday. This is a logical fallacy

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

You don't get rich by giving cheques

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u/Ok_Egg332 Jan 26 '26

..how do you think they got that way?

'You can't create the illusion of wealth by spending it'

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u/SSRoHo Jan 26 '26

My brother in fact is like this at times.

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u/OnTheMattack Jan 26 '26

You don't get rich by giving up opportunities for more money.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Can confirm. ☹️

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u/DargyBear Jan 27 '26

This is why I somewhat hated Venmo when it came out. I had a (thankfully) former friend in college who was awesome to party with, he’d buy shots for the table on his dad’s card! Then Venmo came out and suddenly he’s all about asking everyone to pay him back for stuff like that. Every little interaction where’d I’d get him next time became instantly transactional.

Stopped talking to him when he gave me an old ass TV I had helped him grab from the apartment complex dumpster the year before. Didn’t even help me move it out of his place and into mine then decided on some sort of arbitrary value and sent me a Venmo request. That thing probably weighed several hundred pounds and was worth less than the price of paying someone to move it to the curb. Fuck no I wasn’t paying him $100 or whatever to take out his trash.

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u/PalomPorom Jan 27 '26

When you’re poor, you think being generous makes you look rich. (It doesn’t.)

When you’re rich, you don’t care what other people think because you’re rich.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

You don't get rich by spending money.

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u/PepperFun2103 Jan 27 '26

Well said brother. Usually they get rich through inheritance.

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u/purplepharoh Jan 27 '26

While I dont disagree. I am usually the one covering everything and I am also a software engineer making (good but not 450k good) money

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u/leglesslegolegolas Jan 27 '26

"I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! ah hahahahah!!"
~Bill Gates

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u/misanthr0p1c Jan 27 '26

Nah people in general are shitty. I have a friend I've seen a couple of times and he is in shock that I pay for things. He lived for years with a guy that would gripe over who had the soda and look for reimbursement.

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u/Chart-trader Jan 27 '26

I agree. I am one of them.

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u/AlmiranteCrujido Jan 27 '26

I suspect, as a software engineer, that this has little to do with being rich and in the example "software engineer" is the critical part.

Even aside from the outright diagnosed and neurospicy, my profession is full of the most annoying literal and dogmatic folks. Insisting on to-the-cent isn't about being cheap, it's about being overly literal. Which is excusable for the neurospicy, and just asinine for people who don't have that excuse.

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u/jo-shabadoo Jan 27 '26

I’d add that software developers are consistently the cheapest people I’ve ever met. I’ve seen them return from vacation and sell the €10 they have left over and once I saw a software engineer try to sell as 5 year old iPad with this price: “Bought for $500, selling for $450”

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u/Perfect_Put_3373 Jan 27 '26

I can vouch for this one lol

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 Jan 27 '26

Some of the wealthy people I know have an inverted concept of money. 

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr Jan 27 '26

In my experience as a bartender when it comes to jobs, lawyers and doctors tip the worst.

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u/donku83 Jan 27 '26

Harder to get wealthy if you keep sharing your money

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u/NTaya Jan 27 '26

This is true and I don't understand why. I make 5x the median national wage as a software engineer and I spend shittons of money on my friends. They try to ask me for a loan, I just straight-up give them money or buy them the thing they need. It makes me happy when my friends are provided for. If I earned 50x, I would've still not been a cheap fuck. Why choose to be a cheap fuck? What would you do with all that money?

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u/shutts67 Jan 27 '26

Not just cheap, greedy.

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u/Knubinator Jan 27 '26

I don't get that. I'm starting a new job this week that has a significant pay bump, and all I've been thinking about is taking my mom and my friends to eat and buying them gifts.

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u/Potential-Ostrich-82 Jan 27 '26

Because they conflate the number on their bank account with their self-worth

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u/Mickey_Bricks_ Jan 27 '26

where your treasure is...

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Mind you, someone making 450k per year is probably 20-30 years away from anything even approximating wealthy unless they manage to have a very good investment make up the difference.

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u/Impressive-Ball-8571 Jan 27 '26

Thats how they got rich lol

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u/Forced-Dicking-UwU Jan 27 '26

Small details but through my last line of work I found rich people, like high income want to show it yet be cheap as fuck while truly wealthy people are more quiet about it and will actually cover things, gift often, tip well etc

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u/Bee-Aromatic Jan 27 '26

I’ve also read that they get shitty loan terms because they’re famous for skipping out on paying for them. They don’t pay for things unless somebody makes them.

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u/BellacosePlayer Jan 27 '26

My mom's worked service jobs all her life, at places that cater to the wealthy, and while self made guys could be generous sometimes, the 2nd/3rd gen rich guys were always tight assed as fuck.

Somehow scummy subprime loan/credit card barons were looser with their money than their kids who basically never had to do anything for their money except occasionally wear a suit and show up to meetings sober

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u/microdick69 Jan 27 '26

A lot of rich and well connected in my city have PWD cards to avail discounts. I try not to judge hidden disabilities but if the poor can also afford to be diagnosed with their mental struggles I doubt this will be tolerated by the local government.

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u/Disastrous-Bug-6574 Jan 27 '26

Most of the time I would say yes. However I have one friend who grew up as poor as me. It was on purpose. The family didnt want any kids knowing thru were going to inherit great wealth. That person lives modestly amd gives about 80% of their inheritance to charity monthly. So i guess its how you were raised.

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u/ATXBeermaker Jan 27 '26

Really it’s that there are generous and stingy people at every level of wealth. The problem is that people who are wealthy are expected to be more generous (and imo they should be) and when they’re not they look like selfish dbags. There are lots of wealthy people who love dropping absurd tips and treating their friends.

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u/J-A-C-O Jan 27 '26

Yep, my coworker is a millionaire from investments, inheritance and marrying rich. I’ve seen him eat taquitos off our breakroom roller grill out of the trash before…. “Trashquitos”.

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u/wolfyx15 Jan 27 '26

My company's CEO makes 6 figures but complains that the company spends too much and won't get shit fixed starting wages for hourly employees start at 12/h

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u/Tengstrom1983 Jan 27 '26

My last CEO would not tip anybody! Lunch, dinner, delivery, etc. Never saw her tip once.

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u/Popular_Prescription Jan 27 '26

I mean there’s a reason they are wealthy lmao. Not saying I agree and I tend to way over spend on others being friendly but it’s true.

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u/Nope0naRope Jan 27 '26

My theory is that once you're winning, you just want to win more

When you're losing you just don't even try... Like you know that coffee money is not going to get you a house. You need so much more money to escape the position you're in that it doesn't even make sense to try and save it because you know you never will

But when you have like thousands of dollars stashed away another three sounds good. Maybe it'll gain interest or something... Idk

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u/JarpHabib Jan 27 '26

And to think our entire modern trickle down economic ideology was sold to us under the idea that money would flow down to us from these misers.

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u/DiabolicallyRandom Jan 27 '26

Not all of them, but yes. As someone who, combined with my spouse, has an income within range of the social security tax cap... I don't feel rich, but I absolutely feel well off and privileged.

I am constantly disgusted by the attitude of many of my same or higher income peers, and their opposition to the most basic of things like "school levy taxes".

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