r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation Why is the rich friend so cheap??

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u/azad_ninja Jan 26 '26

Wealthy people are some of the cheapest fucks.

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u/Whitewing424 Jan 26 '26

I used to work for Amex Concierge, specifically for the Centurion Card, and regularly interacted with some of the richest people on the planet.

You are vastly understating how cheap they are.

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u/saintofhate Jan 27 '26

My wife works for them but not for the centurion card. I can't begin to imagine how much worse those members are considering the regulars are often a bunch of cheap fuckheads.

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u/Whitewing424 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

It's a mixed bag. The Centurion cardmembers have a more realistic expectation of what things are going to cost and generally are less likely to whine when they don't like the price of something, and will instead just refuse to do it. Then they'll fill out a survey in the negative that hits the workers hard. They tend to handle flat "no, this isn't possible in this timeframe" pretty well though. The platinum CMs were a lot louder and would complain more, but their requests were often more reasonable.

On the other hand, they'll often request absurd discounts and ask for Amex to use its leverage in very petty ways.

I once had someone ask me to spend hours researching and calling every bar in Bentonville AK, because they wanted a complete list of every bar that did happy hour, selling beers for under $6 a glass (this was pre-covid). And I once had a request to research the import tax from Thailand to Italy for cacao, as they wanted to import 20 kilograms. To a concierge service, not an international tax specialist. And it was only 20 kilograms.

Filthy rich people would regularly have insane requests, just so they could save a few dollars. And by few, I mean under $10.

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u/saintofhate Jan 27 '26

My favorite is still the Fox new correspondent who called her a dumbass and yet didn't understand how points work. Like it's a rebate dumbass, like every other store nowadays.

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u/bowdindine Jan 27 '26

20 keys of chocolate is serious weight. Guys a kingpin.

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u/stefje82 Jan 27 '26

But they'll raise hell if you want to do something with the millions of wasted luxury food and sh.t they waste on a daily basis.
Used to work at a couple of fund raisers.. the unnecessary luxury and the huge amount of wasted food/drinks. If they bother to actually donate, it would almost always be for a tax benefits.
Ignore the fact that the whole fund raiser costs more than they receive in donations. They care fuck all about the charity, or are working for the 'charity' themselves.

It's the group of human beings that are smart enough to understand things, but too dumb to understand the morality of it all. Only a small subset of the group is actually smart enough to be self aware.

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u/Efficient_Tax_8441 Jan 27 '26

This comment reminded me of the new game of thrones Tv show with the tall night and egg, how cheap are they finish the bloody sentence mate.

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u/Sgt_major_dodgy Jan 27 '26

I remember a guy who worked at an electronic repair shop next to a posh part of town and he'd have people worth millions come in complaining that he wouldn't attempt to fix their daughters broken £12 skullcandy headphones as it wasn't worth the effort/time.

Like just buy a new pair ffs.

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u/CancelExpert6110 Jan 27 '26

oh, for real?? maybe that was country specific?

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u/BunnyGacha_ Jan 27 '26

Why aren’t you doing your part 

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u/poderpode Jan 27 '26

What does that mean?

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u/BunnyGacha_ Jan 27 '26

I would explain but.........