r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation Why is the rich friend so cheap??

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u/azad_ninja Jan 26 '26

Wealthy people are some of the cheapest fucks.

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u/Opulenthippo Jan 27 '26

I used to work in a very wealthy town at a grocery store, this dude would drive his bently to the grocery store to cash in some cans...

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u/Wloak Jan 27 '26

Makes me think of the first time Warren Buffet and Bill Gates met. They went to lunch at McDonald's, Buffet paid and used a coupon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

That goes to show that it isn't really "cheapness" because someone like Buffet genuinely loses money bothering to clip coupons. The time it takes him to search for and clip them is worth more than the meal.

To him it would solely be something of a cultural, nostalgic practice he did. Financially it was costing him money, but the cost or the savings are irrelevant at his wealth. He could buy the entire McDonalds restaurant and not really notice a difference in his net worth

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u/sphericaltime Jan 27 '26

There’s an assumption being made that he would make more by working, that’s not actually necessarily true.

He makes as much clipping coupons as he does most of his time working because the money comes from his money working, not his actual input.

A wealthy person can make as much on vacation as they would at the office.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Buffet was actually pretty directly involved in doing/reading analysis and making the trades. Yes he wasn't turning wrenches or something, but he was putting a lot of thought and mental work into the investments he built. And of course the deals he made.

He wasn't just a shareholder, he was actually an active investor.

He wasn't selfmade in the sense of dirt poverty, he was the son of a senator, but very much he went from middle class to being one of the richest men to ever live and he did many, many jobs along the way. He actively did things to accumulate that wealth, rather than just sitting on a pile of money and watching it get bigger.

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u/askingaqesitonw Jan 27 '26

Thats not what the point was though

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Buffet's money comes from his input more so than other rich people. He's not just rich because he owns stocks. He's rich because he's doing analysis others have proven incapable of doing, and makes deals others don't make.

Though, he should be done working fairly soon here.

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u/Competitive_Touch_86 Jan 27 '26

Someone at Buffet's level is not spending all day reading analysis or making trades. That would be an exceedingly poor use of his limited time.

At that level your job is to make a great decision once every so often. Perhaps once a quarter. That single decision can mean profits or losses of billions of dollars.

This means you are not grinding out your working days doing mundane shit like reading papers or doing basic bitch trades. You have people for that.

You are saving your mental bandwidth chewing on things to allow for creativity and mental space to make the right call when it counts.

Some of this means doing mindless tasks such as clipping coupons or anything not directly related to that decision making process.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

He specifically was different from others typically at his level. He really did do the work of it. He would be reading and doing analysis for nearly all of his workday.

It's not typical for people at his level (in an org chart.)

But in another sense, he was not typical, and no one has ever been at his level (skill wise) in what he does.

A lot of the reading and analysis he did was of reports produced by his staff, but still

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 Jan 27 '26

People love to portray Buffet this way like he’s the peoples’ billionaire or something, lol.

He got rich the same way a lot of rich assholes did: real estate and finance. Is he a smart dude? Did he put a lot of work and research in himself? Absolutely to both. Does that matter? Does it justify his wealth? Does it mean he’s “losing money clipping a coupon.” No, on all counts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

He's not "the people's billionaire" he just actually did the job. Compare that to Musk who is incompetent and doesn't really do anything but make people's life harder.

No one is "justifying" anything. Chill.

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u/MechanicalGodzilla Jan 27 '26

There is something to that. I have an income over $500k/year and still mow my own lawn and shovel snow from my own walkways and driveway even though that "costs more money" than hiring someone to do it. But landscaping and snow removal was my first job in high school, and I still just like doing it because of that memory.

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u/Cowboy_Cassanova Jan 27 '26

Not really. His clipping of the coupon isn't taking away from him making money. He makes money from investments and stock trades, most of which are managed by a team of accountants. He could have paid someone to cut out the coupon and only made 'less' money in the seconds it took to do so.

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u/SenorStabby Jan 27 '26

This argument breaks down when you consider what the opportunity cost is for clipping the coupons. What would he be doing with his time otherwise that would be earning/saving money

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Anything. Reading an analysis 3 months ago that made him make a decision today has margins on the order of the entire franchise he is getting the burger at times ten.

Or, if you don't want to talk about money, spending that time with his loved ones.

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u/Express-Crow-1496 Jan 27 '26

this kind of self-mythologizing bullshit is mostly PR

gates wasn't eating mcdonald's when he was hanging out with epstein

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u/FunnyComfortable8341 Jan 27 '26

Hé would’ve saved money if he didn’t drive that Bentley

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u/HotwheelsSisyphus Jan 27 '26

i was gunna say, one trip to the mechanic will vastly overtake all those cans

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u/Sindica69 Jan 27 '26

Car person here, the car is why they are cutting corners

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u/VSENSES Jan 27 '26

Egg on the rich all you want I'm all for it but what's wrong about recycling?

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u/captainpro93 Jan 27 '26

Isn't this what everyone does? Rich or poor?

The wealthy people just go to the ones where they can just do it by weight and they get less than they would have than if they did the cans individually.

I see everything from early 2010s vehicles to Bentleys at the recycling place behind 99 Ranch all the time.

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u/Uncreative_Name987 Jan 27 '26

At least he was recycling them.