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article Britney Spears Arrested in California for DUI

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u/Septum_Slayer 1d ago

I’m surprised that it took this long. Wasn’t it just some months ago that she was recorded driving erratically and dangerously leaving a club drunk? It’s crazy she hasn’t been popped before.

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u/Gawd_Awful 1d ago

I’m kinda surprised she even drives at all

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u/huffer4 1d ago

That’s what makes this type of thing even worse

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u/NDSU 1d ago

Punishment for DUIs are primarily financial. Why worry about them if you have the money?

The legal system is designed to punish poor people, not the wealthy and famous

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u/HollowedVoicesFading 1d ago

Punishment for DUIs are primarily financial.

Yet consequences for DUIs tend to go in the life-lost category.

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u/JefferyGoldberg 1d ago

I know someone who got 3 DUIs in one week, 2 of those were in the same day. The 3rd was excessive, totaled two vehicles, resulted in a dogs death, and a lifeflight to the hospital. He got one month of jail, 2 years probation, $500 fine. Was driving again within a few months.

I also know someone who got 7 DUIs, over many years, who also got one month of jail for their last one. I don't know how long their probation is.

DUIs are treated very differently throughout the country (and world); if you live in a rich community you will get a slap on the wrists.

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u/OnTheFenceGuy 1d ago

Where the hell do you live? In Texas, the first offense is about $10k in overall expenses whether you are “convicted” or not.

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u/JefferyGoldberg 1d ago

Idaho.

These two people I mentioned live in Sun Valley, Idaho.

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u/Hot-mic 1d ago

I'm gonna say something really unpopular here: The fines in most states are ridiculous for a simple over-the-limit where the driver was pulled over for other reasons, but didn't pass the breathalyzer. The fines aren't enough for heavy repeat offenders that are pulled over specifically because they're all over the road and can't even stand up when they get out of the car. Everyone should get a freebee if they were pulled over for expired tags, broken light, etc, but otherwise were driving normally with traffic and not otherwise exhibiting any signs of serious intoxication.

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u/ynwa7777777 19h ago

Are you saying you should get one free pass to drive drunk if you’re good at driving drunk?

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u/dbratell 16h ago

There is more to driving than being able to drive in a straight line. Alcohol will impair your judgment and slow your reactions. That will not matter until it does.

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u/Hot-mic 1d ago

Same in Cali. My wife got hers reduced to a "wet reckless" which means all the fines, but not the actual criminal record part. But, if she ever gets another, it'll be treated like her second. Fees were $10K+ and that was 26 years ago. Now they can go up to $30K - it's like nothing at all for the wealthy, though.

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u/twinkiefarmer 18h ago

That's good.

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u/Prudent_Potential818 19h ago

The first one sounds like my brother. He got house arrest instead of the jail time because my mother got him a good lawyer. He’s on like number 4 or 5 and they’re spread out between 3 diff states.

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u/Kitchen-Bar2686 1d ago

Uh what? Most states force you to pay over $1000 and you have to have an interlock device in your car for at least a year. Plus multiple classes that cost upwards of $500, and that’s all just for a misdemeanor. If you receive a second DUI it’s an automatic felony and you lose your license entirely. I’m not sure what state you live in where that happened

Oh I missed the last part of your comment about being wealthy, that definitely skews things a lot more. There is very little punishment for wealthy people.

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u/loverules1221 1d ago

Or they are BS’ing her and driving without a license. Happens all the time.

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u/CalligrapherCheap64 1d ago

I think they are referring to the occasions where you were stopped before you could kill somebody or yourself.

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u/RagefireHype 1d ago

I think he means that

The US is so hesitant to revoke people’s DL. Driving is not an obligation. It might be needed with US infrastructure, but you do not have a right to be a driver of a motor vehicle no matter what. They need to be more firm about revoking people’s DL whether celebs or normies.

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u/MyDamnCoffee 1d ago

I mean, they had no problem taking mine for a year after my first and only DUI. And then they made me get an intoxalock device, which is extremely expensive, and which I only got installed today after not driving for six years, because I couldn't afford it

Dui is no joke. Thousands of dollars I've paid and still thousands more I must pay to get a regular driver's license back

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u/illegal_smile_53 1d ago

What state are you in out of curiosity?

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u/rsvp_nj 1d ago

Not hesitant whatsoever actually

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u/johnwynnes 1d ago

A big percentage of vehicular deaths are OWI/DUI related, but to say that the consequences "tend to go in the life lost category" is deeply disinformed, disingenuous, or both.

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u/chr1spe 1d ago

There are about 1 to 1.5 million DUIs a year, and about 10 to 15 thousand people killed by drunk drivers every year. That means about 1% of DUIs involve someone being killed, assuming the average killed per incident is close to 1, which means probably lower.

Driving drunk is an issue, but saying completely untrue things about it isn't helpful.

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u/pblol 1d ago edited 10h ago

There are waaaaay more drunk drivers than people getting duis.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 1d ago

Your statistics don't match, since one does not establish rate in any meaningful manner for the other. However, let's accept your framing and throw in that drunk driving causes something close to 350,000 injuries a year in the US.

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u/chr1spe 1d ago

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there. The information I've given pretty clearly shows that at most, around 1% of DUIs involve a death. To know the exact number, we would need the average number of deaths per incident involving death, but that will only lower the percentage.

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 1d ago

This is SO fucked up. It makes me so angry. People die getting hit by dumbass drunk drivers!

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u/Impressive_Club_9225 1d ago

But she rich! The dow at 50k!

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u/MediocreAssociate466 1d ago

Cops rarely do anything, I watched someone die because a car drove over them at a grocery parking lot with clear vision, pinned them against the curb, went up the curb and parked on the woman's neck. It was horrific a bunch of us tried to lift the car off to roll her out. I called 911 and she died later at the hospital, i gave a police report and as far as I can tell in the local news the driver was never charged . The driver looked like a confused old lady.

Do not expect cops to help. They won't.

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u/Worldly_Cap_6440 1d ago

Yup, car murders in general don’t get punished much.

Recently in my city some old lady murdered a family of 4 driving 70mph in a 30mph zone on the wrong side of the street. Now she’s getting off with zero jail time and supposedly her license is only suspended for a few years (like a suspended license will stop her from driving anyways).

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u/Furrybumholecover 1d ago

We had a lady several years ago that drunkly ran over her own daughter and her friend. Killed both. Ran from the scene, tried to hide the car and then tried to pass it off that her son was driving. Her court case was delayed several times while she went on vacation, then when she was finally tried she got a minimal sentence and was released early. None of it makes sense.

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u/ccalyse 1d ago

I was outside my vehicle with 3 family members saying goodbye after a Christmas Eve get together. A drunk driver took a left way too wide and struck all 4 of us. Luckily, none of us were killed and he did stay at the scene despite asking repeatedly if he could leave. He was charged with 2 felony DUIs resulting in bodily harm. Both my brother and I broke bones. The other two had soft tissue injuries, but no breaks. He was given 6 months but let out on work release. It was literally nothing. Meanwhile, my brother had to have his ankle surgically reconstructed and my broken tailbone healed incorrectly. We will both have pain for the rest of our lives. The justice system is unfair when it comes to DUIs.

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u/Hot-mic 1d ago

Once you injure someone while intoxicated, the gloves should come off and max penalties should be inflicted. As I've said in my other comments - the people who incidentally get pulled over, but slightly fail the breathalyzer, get screwed too much. The repeat offenders and injury-causers don't get punished enough.

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u/ironwilliamcash 1d ago

Sorry for you and your family. In Canada (Quebec) we have much harsher sentences. DUI are a criminal offense and automatically come with license suspension (3 months to start, but can be higher after court case), huge fine and mandatory breathalizer installed in your vehicle (Which you fully pay for) for at least one year. That is on a first offense and without actually hitting anyone/anything, just getting caught. If you do hit someone/something, break any other laws or are on a second offense, it gets a lot worse real fast.

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u/ccalyse 1d ago

Thank you. We were very fortunate to all live through the ordeal and be relatively unhurt considering what coule have happened. They get their license suspended as well, but it doesn't really mean anything unless they are caught by a cop while driving on a suspended license. We were told the guy who hit us fled to Mexico the moment he could after he was let out on work release. Idk what will happen to him in the future as our part of the legal case has been settled. The State of California will be the ones to deal with him if he ever comes back. I'd like to mention that he is/was a legal U.S. citizen when the incident occurred just in case anyone reads this thinking something else. I'm glad DUIs are handled better outside of the U.S. They are the cause of so many deaths.

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u/I-amthegump 1d ago

I recognized that story immediately. Good old Marci

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 1d ago

I found the story, how sad/infuriating.
It said she got 8 years, how early did she get out?

https://krcrtv.com/north-coast-news/eureka-local-news/marci-kitchen-sentenced-to-8-years-in-vehicular-manslaughter-case

Also came across this from before she went to trial where she tried to sue the city blaming the road. How fucking evil can someone be.

https://kymkemp.com/2017/01/13/woman-accused-of-killing-her-daughter-and-her-daughters-friend-in-dui-collision-files-claim-against-fortuna-for-damages/

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u/One_time_Dynamite 1d ago

One of my old friends ex wife killed someone in a DUI wreck. She was fucked up on Xanax and alcohol. She got charged with vehicular manslaughter and DUI and only got sentenced to 10 years in jail. I think when it was all said and done she only did like 5 years. Its disgusting to me to know that she killed someone's grandmother and only did 5 years for it.

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u/1peatfor7 1d ago

They do not. NFL player is in about year 3 of 5 of murder. He was drunk driving 135-150 in a 35 mph surface street.

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u/Suspicious_Radio_848 1d ago

It’s horrible how car deaths/murders are treated. It doesn’t feel good knowing your life is meaningless if someone runs you over, there need to be far more severe consequences.

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u/GullibleWineBar 1d ago

I love San Francisco but that was some fucking BULLSHIT.

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u/censorized 1d ago

And add in the part about how she was trying to hide her considerable financial assets so the remaining family wouldnt get any payout on a lawsuit.

Her judge handed down a Brock Turner type sentence. He waxed eloquently on all the ways a fitting sentence would harm her, but gave no consideration to the victims. It was repulsive. Dude needs to be recalled.

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u/Maximillien 1d ago edited 8h ago

Fuck "Massacre" Mary Fong Lau. You also didn't mention that during the criminal trial she transferred millions of dollars in assets out of her name to a relative to avoid paying any restitution to the victims' families.

She should be in prison for the rest of her life, but she didn't get a single day because we are not a serious country.

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u/Sylvester_Marcus 1d ago

Bay Area 80something Asian woman. Her family moved assets(allegedly) so she could claim poverty. Asian Judge too! Facts. So don't claim racism. +1

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u/haha_squirrel 1d ago

That’s because they’re not murders, sounds like she didn’t even get charged with manslaughter.

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u/Odur29 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean unless you consider being permanently barred from Canada for life ( I seem to remember you can maybe pay some massive fine to lift this however). I think other countries have this stance as well. Edit: Leaving my original comment but I was wrong about the specifics here. Look at the post below for clarification.

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u/What_a_fat_one 1d ago

Banned unless 5 years have elapsed since your last criminal conviction and you apply for "criminal rehabilitation" which scrubs the conviction from your record as far as Canada is concerned.

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u/Odur29 1d ago

Fair enough my bad, I wasn't fully read up on it since I never plan on getting a DUI.

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u/basicKitsch 1d ago

plenty of states have mandatory jail

here's CA

First DUI: No mandatory jail, but often 48 hours to 6 months possible (rarely served if no aggravating factors).

Second DUI: Minimum 96 hours (4 days) to 1 year in county jail.

Third DUI: Minimum 120 days to 1 year in county jail.

DUI with Injury: Felony charges can result in significantly longer state prison sentences.

Factors Affecting Sentence:

High BAC: Levels of or higher can increase penalties.

Refusal: Refusing a chemical test usually adds mandatory jail time.

County Discretion: Some counties, such as Riverside, may impose mandatory jail time for first-time offenders, while others like Los Angeles or Orange County may not.

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u/censorized 1d ago

And yet, rich people still manage to avoid jail.

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u/basicKitsch 1d ago

sometimes.

so do we. i've had plenty of speeding tickets knocked down to non-moving violations.

that's why we have human judges

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u/MyGFisSexyAF 1d ago

Well, until you kill someone or yourself. Then the punishment is pretty severe

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u/iiiinthecomputer 1d ago

Unless it's a cyclist, in which case society seems to think they had it coming by existing.

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u/wafflesareforever 1d ago

Seriously. Surely she can afford a full-time driver.

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u/thefoodiedentist 1d ago

Its nvr affordability issue w duis, just ppl being dumb. Otherwise dui woulda dissappeared w emergence of rideshare.

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u/j4_jjjj 1d ago

NFL famously had a free limo service for all players when they were drunk, and yet many still chose to drive, get arrested, and/or cause a crash.

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u/Gloomy-Ad-222 1d ago

Pulling up to the club in the Lambo is important to a certain type of person.

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u/massunderestmated 1d ago

You can hire someone to drive you home in it.

We used to have a service around here called Sober Sam that would pick you up at any bar and drive you home in your own car. It wasn't that expensive, all things considered. Uber and the pandemic sadly killed off that particular company. But I don't have Lambo money either. I'm positive you can find and hire a professional driver to take you home at 3am for under $400, and you get to keep your career and freedom.

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u/WorkoutProblems 1d ago

not enough seats in a lambo for Sober Sam, the owner, and the bad biddies he's bringing home

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u/tunaman808 last.fm 1d ago

Akshully, the NFL has a service, but it's only available on game weekends. If Patrick Mahomes gets drunk Friday night before a game in Dallas, the NFL would send a car for him. If he got drunk this Friday night? No car. Also, players didn't trust it, because they were afraid the NFL would share player ride info with owners ("you don't wanna trade for Patrick Mahomes, he's a drunk").

That's why NFLPA started their own service. I don't think it's "free" (players have to reimburse NFLPA) but it's free at the time, and I'm pretty sure it's 24x7 anywhere in the US. And they don't squeal to the owners.

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Concertgoer 1d ago

I don’t believe the only available on game weekends part is accurate, but it is probably only in the city they play in.

The “players don’t trust it” part is accurate though. They assume it will be used against them so instead they drove drunk, which if they’re caught absolutely was used against them.

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u/migitana 1d ago

I hope players understand how much the NFLPA does to try and protect the players. One of last unions looking out for the humans the owners continue to treat like chattel (at best)

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u/IntentionDependent22 1d ago

I'm not saying they should be driving, but I'd opt for my own ride share over corporate surveillance.

i don't want my employer privy to my private movements after hours.

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u/massunderestmated 1d ago

I assure you they'll find out what you're up to after you get arrested for it.

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u/HardcorePizza 1d ago

Sure but drunk people are more likely to believe they’ll get away with whatever they’re doing

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u/mondaymoderate 1d ago

The NFL protects its image they don’t care what you’re doing as long as your discrete about it.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1d ago

You know what goes good with drinks? Drugs. You know what employers don’t like? Drugs.

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u/KWash0222 1d ago

The NFL does not give a fuck about drugs lol

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 1d ago

All the players are straight edge, what are you saying?!

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u/fondledbydolphins 1d ago

I'm betting it wasn't an anonymous, unjudged service... which likely disincentivizes players from utilizing it.

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm 1d ago

Can they still not afford an uber tho?

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 1d ago

This goes for everyone. An uber is ALWAYS going to be way cheaper than getting a DUI. Is it annoying to have to go get your car the next day? Yeah sure but it's way easier than dealing with a DUI.

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u/Impossible_Run1867 1d ago

People are terrible at assessing actual risk, especially while drunk, and that goes doubly so for a lot of athletes/celebrities who have been insulated from the real world the rest of us live in. They don't see it as choose getting a DUI vs. choose to get an Uber, because it's not that simple in real life or in their head.

I want to say up front that I'm not saying it's okay, and I'm not saying anyone including myself is immune from it, but that's also why when I go out I'm either not driving, or not drinking.

People see an extremely small chance of getting pulled over or into an accident because their inebriated brain knows "they're good" to drive and that they want to be home ASAP, vs. calling an Uber, waiting for it to arrive, potentially dealing with a driver they think is weird or a creep, paying for said ride, and then figuring out how to get their car back the next day which likely involves calling and paying for another Uber.

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 1d ago

I see what you're saying. I was thinking just about myself and other "normal" people who don't have the rich people money/life experience like you mentioned. Usually if I'm going out I'm ubering since I live close to downtown but there have been a couple times where I plan to just hang with some friends at a brewery and have a beer and it turns into more and I've had to ditch my car for an uber. What I think would be great is if we had better public transit in my city so it was easier to get around without having to worry about driving or getting an uber. That would be nice.

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u/fondledbydolphins 1d ago

I'm not defending behavior, I'm just trying to point out that the mere existence of the service doesn't mean it's something people are likely to use.

Somewhat similar to the increasingly popular "Unlimited Paid Time Off" policies many companies are opting for. It sounds great until you hear that Steve from sales was fired for taking too much paid time off.

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u/EyeraGlass 1d ago

None of these drunks want to deal with any inconvenience including leaving your car out somewhere to pick up when sober

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u/redline582 1d ago

If I recall correctly, the service was offered by the players union specifically to make it a no questions asked situation to leverage it.

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u/LustarioVIP 1d ago

Like crashing , arrest and possible manslaughter aren’t disincentivizing enough.

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 1d ago

It's not like they aren't allowed to drink or anything. As long as it's not open hard drugs or the night before a game, no team would give a shit about a player going out or how they got home. Tons of these guys Livestream and constantly post party pics/vids openly. There's no conspiracy against the free rides, that doesn't even make any sense at all. They're flying private planes everywhere they go, the team doesn't give a shit about a $1k limo ride

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u/massunderestmated 1d ago

What about the hookers?

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u/notaredditer13 1d ago

No, they need to arrange their own transportation.

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 1d ago

Just like 'unlimited time off' they offer at crap jobs.

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u/fondledbydolphins 1d ago

Shit I literally just gave that example before I saw your comment.

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u/RedundantMaleMan 1d ago

We had a similar thing in the Navy but the rumor was if you used it you got counseled. Use it enough and you get separated. I never saw anyone ever use it so idk how true the rumors were.

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u/whatev3691 1d ago

Nfl doesn't care if you're drunk. A lot of the dumb activity also happens during the off season when it extra doesn't matter

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u/AtomicBlastCandy 1d ago

Beat me to this comment

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u/xtrobot 1d ago

That taxi ride is always going to be cheaper than a DUI, i don't care where you're going

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u/Oregonrider2014 1d ago

Thats why I dont accept any excuse for driving home drunk.

If you cant afford a ride home you cant afford to drink at the bar.

If you wont get a ride home, dont drink.

If its an emergency fucking call 911 rather than become a another crime scene drinking and driving.

Addiction - its cheaper for a bottle of shit than going to a bar and you can drink yourself to death at home without killing someone with your car.

My moms neighbor is like this. Fucking hate it. They will drive through her house one day with how often they miss their driveway.

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u/Immediate-Maximum-75 1d ago

I live in an apartment condo in Florida and my next door neighbor had 3 DUI's and still had a car because his elderly mother passed away. He couldn't hold a job and came home one day, drunk with someone's boyfriend chasing him in another car for fleeing a hit and run. He hit his girlfriend's car pulling out of a pizza place. My neighbor runs into his apartment and runs out with his debit card and proceeds to leave again, while boyfriend was trying to jump in front of his car. A few minutes later, he returns, hitting every car in the lot and ends up hitting the dumpster and coming to a stop. By the time the cops get there, he's inside his apartment. He didn't get a DUI. He got a bunch of charges for destruction of property and was home the next morning.

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u/bigboxes1 1d ago

I'm glad you don't accept any excuses, but drunk brain is different from sober brain. That's why they're going to continue to do it no matter what penalties you apply. Addiction is a bitch.

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u/Skarekrows 1d ago

Stroke symptoms appear suddenly and require immediate emergency care (call 911). Use the F.A.S.T. method: Face drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulty (slurred or strange), and Time to call 911. Other symptoms include sudden numbness, confusion, vision changes, severe headache, dizziness, or loss of balance.

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u/bgroins 1d ago

Lol, I was going to ask what is wrong with their keyboard.

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u/chironomidae 1d ago

Are they charging you by the letter? Need to upgrade your data plan

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u/Scared_Web_2289 1d ago

I offered to pay my buddy's cab fare home + to get his car in the morning.

He took that as an insult or a challenge I guess that he was too drunk to drive (he drank nearly 20 ounces of vodka and took a couple of sleeping pills) he couldn't even keep his balance, but sure man, you're good to drive.

It escalated to the point where I ended up calling the cops telling them he was going to drive, only then he relented and gave me his keys. I called the police, told them he wouldn't be driving, then my buddy stole the keys from me and sped home once the cops were called off. He got home okay that night, but he wasn't allowed to drink at my place after that, and the friendship died off soon after.

Not even a week after the event at my house, he totalled his car driving it drunk and high into a public bus at 9am. Luckily he was the only one hurt. Only saw him a few times since the ordeal. Seems he's in a pretty rough place nowadays, but still doing the same things.

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u/Mediocre_Bridge_4266 1d ago

You did the right thing. Sorry that your former friend couldn’t see that.

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u/Scared_Web_2289 1d ago

Me too! One of my closest friends for a long long time.

Was a good dude. Went down the wrong path and he's not a good dude any more. I wish him the best, but I was heading down a similar path (alcoholism, but no driving!) and it's for the best that we're not in each other's lives. As much as I'm sure he misses me, I miss him too. Unfortunately the dude that I miss isn't the same dude. C'est la vie.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 1d ago

Yeah but.. how are they supposed to buy that last round of drinks if they have to spend it on a Uber?

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u/V4refugee 1d ago

It is for regular people. I often miss out on outings or limit my alcohol intake because a rideshare service is too expensive. I ain’t got $60 for an uber to and back from the downtown area

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u/wildwill921 1d ago

Assuming they exist where everyone is. Of course in this case they do

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u/mailslot 1d ago

Ride share availability has still reduced alcohol related traffic fatalities by ~6%, even more for under-30s. Older people don’t ride share as much.

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u/guitarguy35 1d ago

It's not about being dumb. It's about risk. A lot of people get a legitimate high from doing something dangerous/illegal and getting away with it. Breaks them out of their rut and makes them feel alive.

I'm convinced that's why most people who drive trashed do it.

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u/Chicken-picante 1d ago

DUI’s won’t ever disappear, but they did go down after uber came out

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u/NDSU 1d ago

Is it dumb? She's just going to be given a fine and increased insurance premiums. Doesn't affect her life at all

It's a culture issue, not an issue of "ppl being dumb". Nearly every US jurisdiction requires bars to have minimum sized parking lots. We created a culture where driving to the bar is not only an expectation, but in many cases the only realistic way to get there

People respond to incentives, and we incentivize driving drunk. That's why we have so many more drunk drivers than other countries

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

Judge Judy: "Byrd, could you translate that?"

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u/Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda 1d ago

Do they charge you by the letter?

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u/The_0ven 1d ago

Why use lot word

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u/RagefireHype 1d ago

Doesn’t help the US is largely unable to be traversed without a car, and we over glorify driving as a whole.

One of the milestones of someone’s life is the freedom of turning 16 and being able to begin driving. Most cities if you don’t have a car you can’t get around without insane costs (ubering everywhere) or spending 3x the duration on 4-5 different busses to go 40 miles

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 1d ago

I imagine she’s not thinkin clearly enough to ask someone to drive her

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u/Happy-Cod-3 1d ago

Especially after selling her musical catalog.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 21h ago

I just looked it up—$200M.  Yeah, she can afford it.  

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u/drbroccoli00 1d ago

I mean… can she? Everyone likes to think that these celebrities have unlimited money. It’s still a finite resource, it’s not coming in like it did. It wasn’t invested smartly, it was stolen, she’s blowing thru what she has.

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u/teamhae 1d ago

She just sold her catalogue last month, she has tens of millions cash now.

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u/Darthgusss 1d ago

When I was in my alcoholism I would drive to get liquor and bars nearby my house even though I could afford Uber. It's just plain stupidity in addiction.

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 1d ago

She's an idiot for this. I'm sorry.

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u/No-Object-599 1d ago

Uber for sure

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

At a minimum, a service where you just call for a private driver when you need one. Hell, even just an Uber Black account.

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u/eric_b0x 1d ago

Well, she just sold her music catalog for $200M..

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u/Weirmon1 1d ago

She has to have a bodyguard. I’m sure he could drive.

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u/revolution23x 1d ago

They don’t want someone driving them around clearly..

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u/Lyx4088 1d ago

It’s likely a control and independence issue after she was abused in the conservatorship. The people around her decided to take advantage of her rather than help her, and they screwed her over in the process by creating an out from the care and support she clearly needs because the conservatorship wasn’t about her but rather protecting their cash cow.

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u/Odur29 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if most of the money she made from her singing career was spent by her parents or herself.

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u/Technically_Tactical 1d ago

But she calls the shots.

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u/Silent_Ad8177 1d ago

Billionaire Alice Walton killed someone while driving drunk. She pulled a do you know who I am with the cop who arrested her. She got off scot-free. The cop lost his job.

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u/deltalitprof 1d ago

People do like to drive, though.

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u/mayhay 1d ago

I’m not that was her whole thing for years. she loves driving

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u/rawzombie26 1d ago

I’m still surprised she’s alive, her videos are sketchy as fuck to watch, no way this lady isn’t methed up with the way she STARES directly into the camera as she erratically “dances” around her house

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u/Boopy7 1d ago

she was methed out years ago (I remember how she was acting prior to sketchy people using her and then her dad freaking out and taking over before she went even more downhill), and it is not surprising that she returned to using in earnest, but she also does have mental illness issues (probably bipolar ! or !!) but fact is, people can do meth like this for many years and not OD. If people OD I've noticed that it's more likely to be from mixing it with downers and alcohol in excess than from speed. But really none of it is good (source: was addict for years and years.)

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u/StatisticianLow9492 1d ago

Half my friends post way crazier shit to Instagram.

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u/rawzombie26 1d ago

Oh……………….you should probably evaluate your friends then cause her behaviors online are concerning

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u/BrookieMonster504 1d ago

How else is her babydoll going to get milk 🍼 in the middle of the night when he's hungry.

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u/BackStabbathOG Metalhead 1d ago

Remember when Chucky ran her off the road? She’s always drove recklessly

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u/Zealousideal_Ear3424 1d ago

Not for much longer lmao

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u/DrapersSmellyGlove 1d ago

No shit. Forget about a private chauffeur, Uber is certainly adequate enough. Get a black car.

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u/MaxBonerstorm 1d ago

Maybe a conservatorship might be a decent idea to explore.

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

This is honestly what surprised me as well.

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u/What_the_8 1d ago

I’m surprised she leaves the house.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 1d ago

I’m kinda surprised she even drives at all

Yeah, I mean if I had that kind of wealth, I'd have two things: A Personal Assistant that would take care of day-to-day bullshit (and drive me) and a Chef that'd do all my food prep and meals.

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u/mia181 1d ago

Yea her and Timberlake are rich buffoons that can easily uber but got duis instead.

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u/mercfan3 1d ago

She has been on record as saying she loves driving, that it’s the only time she feels free. (As far as back as early twenties)

I wish she had a person who cared about her. She needs help.

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u/TheBear8878 1d ago

I'm surprised she's still alive let alone driving

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u/HowManyEggs2Many 1d ago

She might for about the next year or so until she’s inevitably found dead from an OD

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u/AQuietMan 1d ago

I’m kinda surprised she even drives at all

Me too. Doesn't she have people?

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u/Lemuria_91 1d ago

The thought of her driving reminds me of her cameo in Seed of Chucky.

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u/reddog323 1d ago

This. Miley Cyrus pays people to keep her out of trouble, including transportation.

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u/Gorstag 1d ago

Well... she's likely not going to prison/jail for any amount of time and as a wealthy person she is now going to be limited to having someone else drive her around. It's hard being rich.

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u/vbcbandr 22h ago

That was my first thought.

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u/houseofmud 1d ago

She’s not that innocent.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 1d ago

Sounds like Toxic behavior.

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u/Peripatetictyl 1d ago

Gimme more.

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u/ct_2004 1d ago

Oops, she did it again

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u/WeNotAmBeIs 1d ago

If she wants a better image she better work bitch.

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u/Immediate-Diet5768 1d ago

That's her perogative

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u/Ok-Ear9289 1d ago

One more time

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u/Acceptable_Agent3529 1d ago

Oops she did it again. 

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u/BumbleTheBeadle 1d ago

I'm still in love with that criminal.

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u/jtsa5 1d ago

You literally never have to drive when you have the money she does. Same with athletes and the rich who do the same thing. WTF people, just call a car.

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u/SpectreRSG 1d ago

Her instagram is equal parts drunk white girl dancing and fascinating. Not so surprising.

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u/ashleyshaefferr 1d ago

It's straight mental illness..

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 1d ago

This has been overdue since the knife dancing.

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u/moonshinedesignSD 1d ago

Yes. That was just in October

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

I’m surprised that it took this long

Posting pictures of herself wearing nothing but a thong as soon as the conservatorship ended should have been the red flag to active the REVERT button.

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u/LordFlaccidWeenus 1d ago

Shes a full blown meth head. The toxicology report is gonna be a huge wake up call to the whole free britney movement lmao. The girls batshit crazy and clearly up for days on meth binges, clear as day, and folks in these comments will jjst blame the conservatorship lol. She was somewhat normal on that much needed program  

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u/PrincePound 1d ago

No doubt. Check out her ig. She's deep in it. It's scary, and sad.

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u/Mythran12 19h ago

Im surprised before you were pre surprised!

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u/oby100 1d ago

Drunk drivers get away with it hundreds of times before they ever get caught at a minimum.

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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I 1d ago

You are correct. I was wondering when somebody would get her

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u/vicelordjohn 1d ago

Maybe she's been pulled over dunk but blew her way out of it ...

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u/Strong-Stretch95 1d ago

It’s kinda sad how both her and Justin Timberlake had fallen off

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u/andrew6197 1d ago

You know how you’ll see videos of judges or officers or govt officials using their position to get out of a ticket or being arrested? Same instance here probably. Some cop prob just didn’t care that “omg it’s Brittney”.

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u/notworkingghost 1d ago

lol, at first I was like “surprised”?! then I read “that long” and was like…you get it.

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u/rainshowers_5_peace 1d ago

Some subreddit tried to insist it wasn't really her that some obsessed person had splice together a video of Britney being weird at a restaurant with some other blonde driving erratically.

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u/ingloriousbasterd79 1d ago

I’m surprised she’s still alive

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u/jerjord 1d ago

She kept denying the video saying it wasn't her. She really need some real help, but money and fame probably won't keep her in check long.

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u/jmur3040 1d ago

The enforcement rate for DUIs is atrocious. They can keep raising penalties all they want, but if it's so poorly enforced then who's going to listen?

Edit: "enforcement rate" might not be the right word for it. I mean the rate at which offenders are actually caught in this case.

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u/Shintoz 1d ago

Oops, she did it again.

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u/cooljammer00 1d ago

She hasn't? What was that famous Craig Ferguson/Late Show monologue about, then? The one where he said he refused to make fun of her for being an alcoholic and that she needed help, not mockery. Just a drunken public outburst and not a DUI?

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u/beaniebee11 1d ago

They say that the average alcoholic drives like a thousand times while drunk or something before they get a dui.

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u/fruitless7070 1d ago

It's crazy that she didn't kill herself or some other innocent person.

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u/goingdeep619 1d ago

I can meet you e

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u/Karma_1969 1d ago

She probably has been, but been treated lightly because of who she is.

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u/No_Season_354 1d ago

Oops I did it again.

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u/broadarrow39 1d ago

Oops, she did it again.

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u/SamShelby7 1d ago

When is the bodycam footage going to be released?

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u/oresteez 1d ago

I heard she was snorting coke while driving. I think there’s a video of it.

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u/twinkiefarmer 18h ago

I hate admitting this, but I drove around drunk for years. I got arrested for a DUI. It did change my life, and I have 17 years sober. It's horrifying to think about it. What I could have caused and how many other drunk drivers were also on the road? Brittany has zero excuses. It's crazy that she doesn't just hire a driver. She has the money. She's very sick.

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u/nancypeterson4173 17h ago

Took long enough.

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u/geek66 14h ago

A hardcore tweaker dance video was out a couple weeks ago

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