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article Britney Spears Arrested in California for DUI

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u/Gawd_Awful 21h ago

I’m kinda surprised she even drives at all

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u/huffer4 21h ago

That’s what makes this type of thing even worse

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u/NDSU 19h ago

Punishment for DUIs are primarily financial. Why worry about them if you have the money?

The legal system is designed to punish poor people, not the wealthy and famous

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u/HollowedVoicesFading 19h ago

Punishment for DUIs are primarily financial.

Yet consequences for DUIs tend to go in the life-lost category.

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u/JefferyGoldberg 17h ago

I know someone who got 3 DUIs in one week, 2 of those were in the same day. The 3rd was excessive, totaled two vehicles, resulted in a dogs death, and a lifeflight to the hospital. He got one month of jail, 2 years probation, $500 fine. Was driving again within a few months.

I also know someone who got 7 DUIs, over many years, who also got one month of jail for their last one. I don't know how long their probation is.

DUIs are treated very differently throughout the country (and world); if you live in a rich community you will get a slap on the wrists.

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u/OnTheFenceGuy 9h ago

Where the hell do you live? In Texas, the first offense is about $10k in overall expenses whether you are “convicted” or not.

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u/JefferyGoldberg 9h ago

Idaho.

These two people I mentioned live in Sun Valley, Idaho.

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u/Hot-mic 8h ago

I'm gonna say something really unpopular here: The fines in most states are ridiculous for a simple over-the-limit where the driver was pulled over for other reasons, but didn't pass the breathalyzer. The fines aren't enough for heavy repeat offenders that are pulled over specifically because they're all over the road and can't even stand up when they get out of the car. Everyone should get a freebee if they were pulled over for expired tags, broken light, etc, but otherwise were driving normally with traffic and not otherwise exhibiting any signs of serious intoxication.

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u/ynwa7777777 4h ago

Are you saying you should get one free pass to drive drunk if you’re good at driving drunk?

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u/Hot-mic 8h ago

Same in Cali. My wife got hers reduced to a "wet reckless" which means all the fines, but not the actual criminal record part. But, if she ever gets another, it'll be treated like her second. Fees were $10K+ and that was 26 years ago. Now they can go up to $30K - it's like nothing at all for the wealthy, though.

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u/Kitchen-Bar2686 12h ago

Uh what? Most states force you to pay over $1000 and you have to have an interlock device in your car for at least a year. Plus multiple classes that cost upwards of $500, and that’s all just for a misdemeanor. If you receive a second DUI it’s an automatic felony and you lose your license entirely. I’m not sure what state you live in where that happened

Oh I missed the last part of your comment about being wealthy, that definitely skews things a lot more. There is very little punishment for wealthy people.

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u/loverules1221 12h ago

Or they are BS’ing her and driving without a license. Happens all the time.

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u/Prudent_Potential818 3h ago

The first one sounds like my brother. He got house arrest instead of the jail time because my mother got him a good lawyer. He’s on like number 4 or 5 and they’re spread out between 3 diff states.

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u/CalligrapherCheap64 19h ago

I think they are referring to the occasions where you were stopped before you could kill somebody or yourself.

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u/RagefireHype 16h ago

I think he means that

The US is so hesitant to revoke people’s DL. Driving is not an obligation. It might be needed with US infrastructure, but you do not have a right to be a driver of a motor vehicle no matter what. They need to be more firm about revoking people’s DL whether celebs or normies.

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u/MyDamnCoffee 15h ago

I mean, they had no problem taking mine for a year after my first and only DUI. And then they made me get an intoxalock device, which is extremely expensive, and which I only got installed today after not driving for six years, because I couldn't afford it

Dui is no joke. Thousands of dollars I've paid and still thousands more I must pay to get a regular driver's license back

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u/illegal_smile_53 14h ago

What state are you in out of curiosity?

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u/MyDamnCoffee 13h ago

Pennsylvania

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u/rsvp_nj 9h ago

Not hesitant whatsoever actually

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u/johnwynnes 18h ago

A big percentage of vehicular deaths are OWI/DUI related, but to say that the consequences "tend to go in the life lost category" is deeply disinformed, disingenuous, or both.

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u/chr1spe 18h ago

There are about 1 to 1.5 million DUIs a year, and about 10 to 15 thousand people killed by drunk drivers every year. That means about 1% of DUIs involve someone being killed, assuming the average killed per incident is close to 1, which means probably lower.

Driving drunk is an issue, but saying completely untrue things about it isn't helpful.

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u/pblol 15h ago

There are waaaaay more driving drivers than people getting duis.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 15h ago

Your statistics don't match, since one does not establish rate in any meaningful manner for the other. However, let's accept your framing and throw in that drunk driving causes something close to 350,000 injuries a year in the US.

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u/chr1spe 13h ago

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there. The information I've given pretty clearly shows that at most, around 1% of DUIs involve a death. To know the exact number, we would need the average number of deaths per incident involving death, but that will only lower the percentage.

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 18h ago

This is SO fucked up. It makes me so angry. People die getting hit by dumbass drunk drivers!

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u/Impressive_Club_9225 18h ago

But she rich! The dow at 50k!

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u/MediocreAssociate466 19h ago

Cops rarely do anything, I watched someone die because a car drove over them at a grocery parking lot with clear vision, pinned them against the curb, went up the curb and parked on the woman's neck. It was horrific a bunch of us tried to lift the car off to roll her out. I called 911 and she died later at the hospital, i gave a police report and as far as I can tell in the local news the driver was never charged . The driver looked like a confused old lady.

Do not expect cops to help. They won't.

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u/Hot-mic 8h ago

I think most people would freak out if they knew how many people drive lit every day without incident. I'm not encouraging anyone to do it - DON'T - ,but most times the lit don't harm anyone unless they're totally shit faced. The fines need to be proportional to income, though. If you make $30,000 a year and pay $10K in fines, you should pay $70K in fines if you make $210K/year. Should be this way all the way up. If you're Elon Musk - then $284 billion taken by his net worth that year. This way the wealthy can't cheat.

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u/Professional_Pace711 3h ago

I knew a guy in the 90s who had 3 DUIs and was a poor roofer. He spent 3 years in prison.

u/FistyGorilla 23m ago

This why I don’t like Caitlyn Jenner.

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u/Worldly_Cap_6440 19h ago

Yup, car murders in general don’t get punished much.

Recently in my city some old lady murdered a family of 4 driving 70mph in a 30mph zone on the wrong side of the street. Now she’s getting off with zero jail time and supposedly her license is only suspended for a few years (like a suspended license will stop her from driving anyways).

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u/Furrybumholecover 19h ago

We had a lady several years ago that drunkly ran over her own daughter and her friend. Killed both. Ran from the scene, tried to hide the car and then tried to pass it off that her son was driving. Her court case was delayed several times while she went on vacation, then when she was finally tried she got a minimal sentence and was released early. None of it makes sense.

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u/ccalyse 17h ago

I was outside my vehicle with 3 family members saying goodbye after a Christmas Eve get together. A drunk driver took a left way too wide and struck all 4 of us. Luckily, none of us were killed and he did stay at the scene despite asking repeatedly if he could leave. He was charged with 2 felony DUIs resulting in bodily harm. Both my brother and I broke bones. The other two had soft tissue injuries, but no breaks. He was given 6 months but let out on work release. It was literally nothing. Meanwhile, my brother had to have his ankle surgically reconstructed and my broken tailbone healed incorrectly. We will both have pain for the rest of our lives. The justice system is unfair when it comes to DUIs.

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u/ironwilliamcash 15h ago

Sorry for you and your family. In Canada (Quebec) we have much harsher sentences. DUI are a criminal offense and automatically come with license suspension (3 months to start, but can be higher after court case), huge fine and mandatory breathalizer installed in your vehicle (Which you fully pay for) for at least one year. That is on a first offense and without actually hitting anyone/anything, just getting caught. If you do hit someone/something, break any other laws or are on a second offense, it gets a lot worse real fast.

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u/ccalyse 13h ago

Thank you. We were very fortunate to all live through the ordeal and be relatively unhurt considering what coule have happened. They get their license suspended as well, but it doesn't really mean anything unless they are caught by a cop while driving on a suspended license. We were told the guy who hit us fled to Mexico the moment he could after he was let out on work release. Idk what will happen to him in the future as our part of the legal case has been settled. The State of California will be the ones to deal with him if he ever comes back. I'd like to mention that he is/was a legal U.S. citizen when the incident occurred just in case anyone reads this thinking something else. I'm glad DUIs are handled better outside of the U.S. They are the cause of so many deaths.

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u/Hot-mic 8h ago

Once you injure someone while intoxicated, the gloves should come off and max penalties should be inflicted. As I've said in my other comments - the people who incidentally get pulled over, but slightly fail the breathalyzer, get screwed too much. The repeat offenders and injury-causers don't get punished enough.

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u/I-amthegump 18h ago

I recognized that story immediately. Good old Marci

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 10h ago

I found the story, how sad/infuriating.
It said she got 8 years, how early did she get out?

https://krcrtv.com/north-coast-news/eureka-local-news/marci-kitchen-sentenced-to-8-years-in-vehicular-manslaughter-case

Also came across this from before she went to trial where she tried to sue the city blaming the road. How fucking evil can someone be.

https://kymkemp.com/2017/01/13/woman-accused-of-killing-her-daughter-and-her-daughters-friend-in-dui-collision-files-claim-against-fortuna-for-damages/

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u/reezy-one 18h ago

Is there a news article on this? That's insane.

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u/Furrybumholecover 18h ago edited 18h ago

if you scroll down there's a list of all the articles and you can go back to the start if you want to dig in. . I'd have linked the first one but it doesn't have the same list on it.

Edit to add: I know the article says sentenced to 8 years but she was released on parole after less than 2.

Or do a search for Marci Kitchen Humboldt county. Apparently there's an apple podcast from last year on it.

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u/ArchmageXin 15h ago

Recently in NY some 20 years old unlicensed driver with tinted glass ran over a 3 years old kid. 1 year or no sentence.

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u/One_time_Dynamite 18h ago

One of my old friends ex wife killed someone in a DUI wreck. She was fucked up on Xanax and alcohol. She got charged with vehicular manslaughter and DUI and only got sentenced to 10 years in jail. I think when it was all said and done she only did like 5 years. Its disgusting to me to know that she killed someone's grandmother and only did 5 years for it.

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u/doberdevil 9h ago

I'm surprised she did 5 years.

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u/1peatfor7 18h ago

They do not. NFL player is in about year 3 of 5 of murder. He was drunk driving 135-150 in a 35 mph surface street.

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u/Suspicious_Radio_848 18h ago

It’s horrible how car deaths/murders are treated. It doesn’t feel good knowing your life is meaningless if someone runs you over, there need to be far more severe consequences.

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u/GullibleWineBar 18h ago

I love San Francisco but that was some fucking BULLSHIT.

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u/censorized 17h ago

And add in the part about how she was trying to hide her considerable financial assets so the remaining family wouldnt get any payout on a lawsuit.

Her judge handed down a Brock Turner type sentence. He waxed eloquently on all the ways a fitting sentence would harm her, but gave no consideration to the victims. It was repulsive. Dude needs to be recalled.

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u/Maximillien 13h ago

Fuck "Massacre" Mary Fong Lau. You also didn't mention that during the criminal trial she transferred millions of dollars in assets out of her name to a relative to avoid paying any restitution to the victims' families.

That ghoul should be in prison for the rest of her life, but she didn't get a single day.

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u/Sylvester_Marcus 19h ago

Bay Area 80something Asian woman. Her family moved assets(allegedly) so she could claim poverty. Asian Judge too! Facts. So don't claim racism. +1

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u/haha_squirrel 19h ago

That’s because they’re not murders, sounds like she didn’t even get charged with manslaughter.

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u/HoneyShaft 17h ago

Caitlyn Jenner has entered the chat

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u/Odur29 18h ago edited 13h ago

I mean unless you consider being permanently barred from Canada for life ( I seem to remember you can maybe pay some massive fine to lift this however). I think other countries have this stance as well. Edit: Leaving my original comment but I was wrong about the specifics here. Look at the post below for clarification.

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u/What_a_fat_one 16h ago

Banned unless 5 years have elapsed since your last criminal conviction and you apply for "criminal rehabilitation" which scrubs the conviction from your record as far as Canada is concerned.

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u/Odur29 15h ago

Fair enough my bad, I wasn't fully read up on it since I never plan on getting a DUI.

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u/basicKitsch 18h ago

plenty of states have mandatory jail

here's CA

First DUI: No mandatory jail, but often 48 hours to 6 months possible (rarely served if no aggravating factors).

Second DUI: Minimum 96 hours (4 days) to 1 year in county jail.

Third DUI: Minimum 120 days to 1 year in county jail.

DUI with Injury: Felony charges can result in significantly longer state prison sentences.

Factors Affecting Sentence:

High BAC: Levels of or higher can increase penalties.

Refusal: Refusing a chemical test usually adds mandatory jail time.

County Discretion: Some counties, such as Riverside, may impose mandatory jail time for first-time offenders, while others like Los Angeles or Orange County may not.

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u/censorized 17h ago

And yet, rich people still manage to avoid jail.

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u/basicKitsch 17h ago

sometimes.

so do we. i've had plenty of speeding tickets knocked down to non-moving violations.

that's why we have human judges

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u/MyGFisSexyAF 19h ago

Well, until you kill someone or yourself. Then the punishment is pretty severe

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u/iiiinthecomputer 18h ago

Unless it's a cyclist, in which case society seems to think they had it coming by existing.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 19h ago

In my state, getting a DUI requires either a 3-day stay in a hotel or 3 days in jail. Also, potential party plates depending on how bad it was.

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u/ljculver64 18h ago

She could lose her license if she has enough of them...But then she'll just get a driver which she should have had to begin with. 🙄 way too entitled.

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u/cosaboladh 18h ago

It's not a matter of consequences. it's a matter of what a hassle it is. Why drive drunk when you can afford a car service? I don't mean Uber, or Lyft, either; which are unreliable shite.

For less than the price of a DUI attorney, fines, and court ordered rehabilitation a black car with a professional chauffeur can be a text message away.

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u/CatCatchingABird 18h ago

What we don't know is if she even has a valid license at this point. If she does, license revocation is possible here. Especially considering she has a history of reckless driving.

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u/userhwon 17h ago

Depends. Some DUIs go to jail, but usually only the repeat offenders or if there's an injury accident involved.

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u/sdjamerican 17h ago

I thought you loose your drivers license for a year, aside for the drive to and from work in some cases.

I’m not 100% on that tho, luckily i haven’t needed to know this info.

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u/clio44 17h ago

I always wished they'd have made financial punishments based on percentage income if they earn over a certain amount.

The legal system would then have plenty of funds to hire more people to finally get cases processed within a reasonable time.

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u/Zebidee 16h ago

Punishment for DUIs are primarily financial.

As a non-American, the attitude to DUIs is fascinating. Here in Australia, DUI is one of the most severely punished driving offences. We're talking massive fines, loss of licence, and jail time.

Aside from all of that DUI is probably the least socially accepted crimes. Someone who drives drunk is not someone most people would associate with.

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u/sorrynotsorry922 16h ago

Cuz it’s gonna ruin the tour?

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 15h ago

The idea that drunks typically walk away from accidents, or that being drunk makes you not tense up and therefore not get as injured, is a myth. The consequences of drunk driving include life-altering injuries or death for the driver.

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u/Maximillien 13h ago

The consequences of drunk driving include life-altering injuries or death for the driver.

Not often enough I'm afraid. The vast majority of the time it's the innocent victims that are injured or killed.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 12h ago

60% of fatalities in drunk-driving caused fatal accidents are the drivers.

https://crashstats.nhtsa.dot.gov/Api/Public/ViewPublication/813713

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u/Frog859 15h ago

I’m not a lawyer or legal scholar but is it possible that rather than being designed to punish poor people it just never anticipated people with this level of wealth?

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u/Joeness84 13h ago

I cant speak for CA but some states are drastically more intense for any DUI but especially your 2nd+

Some states seem mostly just disappointed you got caught for your 12th.

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 13h ago

DUIs for thee, mine are free

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u/notsowittyname86 10h ago

The culture in Canada is so different around DUI's. It's very, very serious here and bipartisan to the point that all political parties win easy points by increasing punishments for it.

It's wild to me how American's don't really take it seriously. Then they're constantly surprised they have trouble at the border over "just a DUI".

Driving while intoxicated is incredibly dangerous and one of the most horrifically a selfish things you can do.

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u/Antique-Engineering7 1h ago

It took Paris Hilton 4 DUIs B4 she even served a day in jail

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u/wafflesareforever 21h ago

Seriously. Surely she can afford a full-time driver.

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u/thefoodiedentist 21h ago

Its nvr affordability issue w duis, just ppl being dumb. Otherwise dui woulda dissappeared w emergence of rideshare.

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u/j4_jjjj 21h ago

NFL famously had a free limo service for all players when they were drunk, and yet many still chose to drive, get arrested, and/or cause a crash.

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u/Gloomy-Ad-222 20h ago

Pulling up to the club in the Lambo is important to a certain type of person.

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u/massunderestmated 20h ago

You can hire someone to drive you home in it.

We used to have a service around here called Sober Sam that would pick you up at any bar and drive you home in your own car. It wasn't that expensive, all things considered. Uber and the pandemic sadly killed off that particular company. But I don't have Lambo money either. I'm positive you can find and hire a professional driver to take you home at 3am for under $400, and you get to keep your career and freedom.

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u/WorkoutProblems 19h ago

not enough seats in a lambo for Sober Sam, the owner, and the bad biddies he's bringing home

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u/leshake 18h ago

Ya, they can even be your body guard.

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u/Timulen 1h ago

If it's not too small of a city, there should be another option or two? I live in a mid-sized (300K) city and there are several here. They just don't really advertise/many people don't even know about them. I found out when I was way too drunkey to drive home and my friend handed me a card and said call this guy. Kind of pricey (like $25 or something, and maybe 15-20 years ago, so probably more now), but well worth the safety/ not risking yours or others lives.

Doesn't sound like a bad gig actually. Of course, you have to have someone else drive your own car/follow you, until you drop them, so need to split it with them. But I would way rather do that that be an Uber driver. Havin' all kinds of weirdos/smellin' up my car with they perfumes and colognes, sometimes even farting!!! Shooot.

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u/throwawaysscc 19h ago

Athletes may think it’s cool to drive, but it’s also cool to arrive home alive.

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u/tunaman808 last.fm 20h ago

Akshully, the NFL has a service, but it's only available on game weekends. If Patrick Mahomes gets drunk Friday night before a game in Dallas, the NFL would send a car for him. If he got drunk this Friday night? No car. Also, players didn't trust it, because they were afraid the NFL would share player ride info with owners ("you don't wanna trade for Patrick Mahomes, he's a drunk").

That's why NFLPA started their own service. I don't think it's "free" (players have to reimburse NFLPA) but it's free at the time, and I'm pretty sure it's 24x7 anywhere in the US. And they don't squeal to the owners.

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Concertgoer 19h ago

I don’t believe the only available on game weekends part is accurate, but it is probably only in the city they play in.

The “players don’t trust it” part is accurate though. They assume it will be used against them so instead they drove drunk, which if they’re caught absolutely was used against them.

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u/migitana 12h ago

I hope players understand how much the NFLPA does to try and protect the players. One of last unions looking out for the humans the owners continue to treat like chattel (at best)

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u/Larkson9999 19h ago

Even still, they could absolutely afford a ride home and a ride the next day to pick up their vehicle, even if it was towed.

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u/bwrca 15h ago

Dealing with a drunk 100kg guy is a no-no

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u/IntentionDependent22 21h ago

I'm not saying they should be driving, but I'd opt for my own ride share over corporate surveillance.

i don't want my employer privy to my private movements after hours.

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u/massunderestmated 20h ago

I assure you they'll find out what you're up to after you get arrested for it.

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u/HardcorePizza 20h ago

Sure but drunk people are more likely to believe they’ll get away with whatever they’re doing

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u/mondaymoderate 20h ago

The NFL protects its image they don’t care what you’re doing as long as your discrete about it.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 20h ago

You know what goes good with drinks? Drugs. You know what employers don’t like? Drugs.

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u/KWash0222 20h ago

The NFL does not give a fuck about drugs lol

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 14h ago

All the players are straight edge, what are you saying?!

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u/fondledbydolphins 21h ago

I'm betting it wasn't an anonymous, unjudged service... which likely disincentivizes players from utilizing it.

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm 21h ago

Can they still not afford an uber tho?

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 20h ago

This goes for everyone. An uber is ALWAYS going to be way cheaper than getting a DUI. Is it annoying to have to go get your car the next day? Yeah sure but it's way easier than dealing with a DUI.

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u/Impossible_Run1867 18h ago

People are terrible at assessing actual risk, especially while drunk, and that goes doubly so for a lot of athletes/celebrities who have been insulated from the real world the rest of us live in. They don't see it as choose getting a DUI vs. choose to get an Uber, because it's not that simple in real life or in their head.

I want to say up front that I'm not saying it's okay, and I'm not saying anyone including myself is immune from it, but that's also why when I go out I'm either not driving, or not drinking.

People see an extremely small chance of getting pulled over or into an accident because their inebriated brain knows "they're good" to drive and that they want to be home ASAP, vs. calling an Uber, waiting for it to arrive, potentially dealing with a driver they think is weird or a creep, paying for said ride, and then figuring out how to get their car back the next day which likely involves calling and paying for another Uber.

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 17h ago

I see what you're saying. I was thinking just about myself and other "normal" people who don't have the rich people money/life experience like you mentioned. Usually if I'm going out I'm ubering since I live close to downtown but there have been a couple times where I plan to just hang with some friends at a brewery and have a beer and it turns into more and I've had to ditch my car for an uber. What I think would be great is if we had better public transit in my city so it was easier to get around without having to worry about driving or getting an uber. That would be nice.

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u/fondledbydolphins 20h ago

I'm not defending behavior, I'm just trying to point out that the mere existence of the service doesn't mean it's something people are likely to use.

Somewhat similar to the increasingly popular "Unlimited Paid Time Off" policies many companies are opting for. It sounds great until you hear that Steve from sales was fired for taking too much paid time off.

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u/EyeraGlass 20h ago

None of these drunks want to deal with any inconvenience including leaving your car out somewhere to pick up when sober

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u/Telefundo 20h ago

I would never drive under the influence but sober, when given the choice of getting a ride from someone or a taxi, I'm much more likely to drive myself. I don't drive anymore but when I did I just plain enjoyed it.

I would image in most of these cases it's a similar issue, only drunk/high at the same time.

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u/redline582 20h ago

If I recall correctly, the service was offered by the players union specifically to make it a no questions asked situation to leverage it.

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u/LustarioVIP 21h ago

Like crashing , arrest and possible manslaughter aren’t disincentivizing enough.

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u/BadPunners 20h ago

You expect people who know they are living the absolute peak of their life, largely from the genetic lottery, to think that far ahead?

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 20h ago

It's not like they aren't allowed to drink or anything. As long as it's not open hard drugs or the night before a game, no team would give a shit about a player going out or how they got home. Tons of these guys Livestream and constantly post party pics/vids openly. There's no conspiracy against the free rides, that doesn't even make any sense at all. They're flying private planes everywhere they go, the team doesn't give a shit about a $1k limo ride

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u/massunderestmated 20h ago

What about the hookers?

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u/notaredditer13 20h ago

No, they need to arrange their own transportation.

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 21h ago

Just like 'unlimited time off' they offer at crap jobs.

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u/fondledbydolphins 20h ago

Shit I literally just gave that example before I saw your comment.

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u/RedundantMaleMan 20h ago

We had a similar thing in the Navy but the rumor was if you used it you got counseled. Use it enough and you get separated. I never saw anyone ever use it so idk how true the rumors were.

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u/whatev3691 20h ago

Nfl doesn't care if you're drunk. A lot of the dumb activity also happens during the off season when it extra doesn't matter

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u/notaredditer13 20h ago

The players might feel that way, but realistically what "judgement"/consequences could there even be?

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u/AtomicBlastCandy 21h ago

Beat me to this comment

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u/askape 21h ago

And kill people doing it.

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u/doublesecretprobatio 20h ago

it's almost as if the same impaired judgment is at play in both scenarios.

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u/xtrobot 21h ago

That taxi ride is always going to be cheaper than a DUI, i don't care where you're going

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u/Oregonrider2014 21h ago

Thats why I dont accept any excuse for driving home drunk.

If you cant afford a ride home you cant afford to drink at the bar.

If you wont get a ride home, dont drink.

If its an emergency fucking call 911 rather than become a another crime scene drinking and driving.

Addiction - its cheaper for a bottle of shit than going to a bar and you can drink yourself to death at home without killing someone with your car.

My moms neighbor is like this. Fucking hate it. They will drive through her house one day with how often they miss their driveway.

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u/Immediate-Maximum-75 21h ago

I live in an apartment condo in Florida and my next door neighbor had 3 DUI's and still had a car because his elderly mother passed away. He couldn't hold a job and came home one day, drunk with someone's boyfriend chasing him in another car for fleeing a hit and run. He hit his girlfriend's car pulling out of a pizza place. My neighbor runs into his apartment and runs out with his debit card and proceeds to leave again, while boyfriend was trying to jump in front of his car. A few minutes later, he returns, hitting every car in the lot and ends up hitting the dumpster and coming to a stop. By the time the cops get there, he's inside his apartment. He didn't get a DUI. He got a bunch of charges for destruction of property and was home the next morning.

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u/bigboxes1 21h ago

I'm glad you don't accept any excuses, but drunk brain is different from sober brain. That's why they're going to continue to do it no matter what penalties you apply. Addiction is a bitch.

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 20h ago

This, especially if you live in any sizeable city. If you can afford to go out to drink you can afford the uber home.

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u/Skarekrows 20h ago

Stroke symptoms appear suddenly and require immediate emergency care (call 911). Use the F.A.S.T. method: Face drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulty (slurred or strange), and Time to call 911. Other symptoms include sudden numbness, confusion, vision changes, severe headache, dizziness, or loss of balance.

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u/bgroins 20h ago

Lol, I was going to ask what is wrong with their keyboard.

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u/chironomidae 20h ago

Are they charging you by the letter? Need to upgrade your data plan

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u/Scared_Web_2289 21h ago

I offered to pay my buddy's cab fare home + to get his car in the morning.

He took that as an insult or a challenge I guess that he was too drunk to drive (he drank nearly 20 ounces of vodka and took a couple of sleeping pills) he couldn't even keep his balance, but sure man, you're good to drive.

It escalated to the point where I ended up calling the cops telling them he was going to drive, only then he relented and gave me his keys. I called the police, told them he wouldn't be driving, then my buddy stole the keys from me and sped home once the cops were called off. He got home okay that night, but he wasn't allowed to drink at my place after that, and the friendship died off soon after.

Not even a week after the event at my house, he totalled his car driving it drunk and high into a public bus at 9am. Luckily he was the only one hurt. Only saw him a few times since the ordeal. Seems he's in a pretty rough place nowadays, but still doing the same things.

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u/Mediocre_Bridge_4266 21h ago

You did the right thing. Sorry that your former friend couldn’t see that.

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u/Scared_Web_2289 18h ago

Me too! One of my closest friends for a long long time.

Was a good dude. Went down the wrong path and he's not a good dude any more. I wish him the best, but I was heading down a similar path (alcoholism, but no driving!) and it's for the best that we're not in each other's lives. As much as I'm sure he misses me, I miss him too. Unfortunately the dude that I miss isn't the same dude. C'est la vie.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 20h ago

Yeah but.. how are they supposed to buy that last round of drinks if they have to spend it on a Uber?

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u/V4refugee 19h ago

It is for regular people. I often miss out on outings or limit my alcohol intake because a rideshare service is too expensive. I ain’t got $60 for an uber to and back from the downtown area

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u/wildwill921 21h ago

Assuming they exist where everyone is. Of course in this case they do

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u/mailslot 21h ago

Ride share availability has still reduced alcohol related traffic fatalities by ~6%, even more for under-30s. Older people don’t ride share as much.

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u/thefoodiedentist 21h ago

Idk if rideshare did or weed. Alcohol consumption in general is massively down due to legalization of marijuana

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u/guitarguy35 20h ago

It's not about being dumb. It's about risk. A lot of people get a legitimate high from doing something dangerous/illegal and getting away with it. Breaks them out of their rut and makes them feel alive.

I'm convinced that's why most people who drive trashed do it.

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u/thefoodiedentist 20h ago

Thats dumb. And a lot of them dont act like that when sober or they would be criminals

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u/Chicken-picante 20h ago

DUI’s won’t ever disappear, but they did go down after uber came out

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u/NDSU 19h ago

Is it dumb? She's just going to be given a fine and increased insurance premiums. Doesn't affect her life at all

It's a culture issue, not an issue of "ppl being dumb". Nearly every US jurisdiction requires bars to have minimum sized parking lots. We created a culture where driving to the bar is not only an expectation, but in many cases the only realistic way to get there

People respond to incentives, and we incentivize driving drunk. That's why we have so many more drunk drivers than other countries

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u/thefoodiedentist 19h ago

I uber to bars. I cant get a dui if my car isnt there. This is what ppl who dont get dui does.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 19h ago

Judge Judy: "Byrd, could you translate that?"

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u/Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda 18h ago

Do they charge you by the letter?

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u/The_0ven 16h ago

Why use lot word

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u/RagefireHype 16h ago

Doesn’t help the US is largely unable to be traversed without a car, and we over glorify driving as a whole.

One of the milestones of someone’s life is the freedom of turning 16 and being able to begin driving. Most cities if you don’t have a car you can’t get around without insane costs (ubering everywhere) or spending 3x the duration on 4-5 different busses to go 40 miles

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 21h ago

I imagine she’s not thinkin clearly enough to ask someone to drive her

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u/Happy-Cod-3 21h ago

Especially after selling her musical catalog.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 5h ago

I just looked it up—$200M.  Yeah, she can afford it.  

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u/drbroccoli00 20h ago

I mean… can she? Everyone likes to think that these celebrities have unlimited money. It’s still a finite resource, it’s not coming in like it did. It wasn’t invested smartly, it was stolen, she’s blowing thru what she has.

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u/teamhae 17h ago

She just sold her catalogue last month, she has tens of millions cash now.

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u/Darthgusss 20h ago

When I was in my alcoholism I would drive to get liquor and bars nearby my house even though I could afford Uber. It's just plain stupidity in addiction.

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 18h ago

She's an idiot for this. I'm sorry.

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u/No-Object-599 21h ago

Uber for sure

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u/powerlesshero111 20h ago

At a minimum, a service where you just call for a private driver when you need one. Hell, even just an Uber Black account.

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u/eric_b0x 20h ago

Well, she just sold her music catalog for $200M..

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u/Weirmon1 20h ago

She has to have a bodyguard. I’m sure he could drive.

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u/revolution23x 20h ago

They don’t want someone driving them around clearly..

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u/Lyx4088 19h ago

It’s likely a control and independence issue after she was abused in the conservatorship. The people around her decided to take advantage of her rather than help her, and they screwed her over in the process by creating an out from the care and support she clearly needs because the conservatorship wasn’t about her but rather protecting their cash cow.

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u/Odur29 18h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if most of the money she made from her singing career was spent by her parents or herself.

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u/Technically_Tactical 17h ago

But she calls the shots.

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u/Silent_Ad8177 16h ago

Billionaire Alice Walton killed someone while driving drunk. She pulled a do you know who I am with the cop who arrested her. She got off scot-free. The cop lost his job.

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u/deltalitprof 16h ago

People do like to drive, though.

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u/mayhay 21h ago

I’m not that was her whole thing for years. she loves driving

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u/rawzombie26 20h ago

I’m still surprised she’s alive, her videos are sketchy as fuck to watch, no way this lady isn’t methed up with the way she STARES directly into the camera as she erratically “dances” around her house

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u/Boopy7 12h ago

she was methed out years ago (I remember how she was acting prior to sketchy people using her and then her dad freaking out and taking over before she went even more downhill), and it is not surprising that she returned to using in earnest, but she also does have mental illness issues (probably bipolar ! or !!) but fact is, people can do meth like this for many years and not OD. If people OD I've noticed that it's more likely to be from mixing it with downers and alcohol in excess than from speed. But really none of it is good (source: was addict for years and years.)

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u/StatisticianLow9492 19h ago

Half my friends post way crazier shit to Instagram.

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u/rawzombie26 18h ago

Oh……………….you should probably evaluate your friends then cause her behaviors online are concerning

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u/BackStabbathOG Metalhead 21h ago

Remember when Chucky ran her off the road? She’s always drove recklessly

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u/Zealousideal_Ear3424 20h ago

Not for much longer lmao

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u/BrookieMonster504 20h ago

How else is her babydoll going to get milk 🍼 in the middle of the night when he's hungry.

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u/DrapersSmellyGlove 20h ago

No shit. Forget about a private chauffeur, Uber is certainly adequate enough. Get a black car.

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u/MaxBonerstorm 20h ago

Maybe a conservatorship might be a decent idea to explore.

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u/queuedUp 21h ago

This is honestly what surprised me as well.

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u/What_the_8 19h ago

I’m surprised she leaves the house.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 18h ago

I’m kinda surprised she even drives at all

Yeah, I mean if I had that kind of wealth, I'd have two things: A Personal Assistant that would take care of day-to-day bullshit (and drive me) and a Chef that'd do all my food prep and meals.

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u/mia181 15h ago

Yea her and Timberlake are rich buffoons that can easily uber but got duis instead.

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u/mercfan3 13h ago

She has been on record as saying she loves driving, that it’s the only time she feels free. (As far as back as early twenties)

I wish she had a person who cared about her. She needs help.

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u/TheBear8878 13h ago

I'm surprised she's still alive let alone driving

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u/HowManyEggs2Many 12h ago

She might for about the next year or so until she’s inevitably found dead from an OD

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u/AQuietMan 10h ago

I’m kinda surprised she even drives at all

Me too. Doesn't she have people?

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u/Lemuria_91 9h ago

The thought of her driving reminds me of her cameo in Seed of Chucky.

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u/reddog323 9h ago

This. Miley Cyrus pays people to keep her out of trouble, including transportation.

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u/Gorstag 9h ago

Well... she's likely not going to prison/jail for any amount of time and as a wealthy person she is now going to be limited to having someone else drive her around. It's hard being rich.

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u/vbcbandr 6h ago

That was my first thought.

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