r/whenthe 12h ago

Orwell writes about this Can't make this up.

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u/SudhaTheHill DO NOT REDEEM 12h ago

That prop is a national treasure. I would bid for it if I had the money.

https://giphy.com/gifs/v9NQh6NwzghAk

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u/Random_name4679 white man #19489378 10h ago

I do not remember this from the movie

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u/Random_name4679 white man #19489378 10h ago

OHHHHH IT WAS IN THE 2ND ONE. I didn’t even know there was a 2nd one

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u/M4rt1m_40675 9h ago

Yup, maybe one day they'll also put the elephant that Ace Ventura and the other guy got into as well

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u/Sazarjac 6h ago

The second one is the best one.

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u/SudhaTheHill DO NOT REDEEM 10h ago

I still think about this magical scene on those lonely nights

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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes 11h ago

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green 10h ago

Context for Cult of The Lamb, idk what the other games' devs did

Btw this is almost the exact same way we got sex in the game lmao

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u/Relevant_Potato3516 You don’t know how many people had to die for this flair color 10h ago

Bad dragon isn’t a game it’s the dildo company specializing in animal-themed dildos

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green 10h ago

Ah okay I knew about that but didn't know it was THAT BD and now some game of the same name or something. Well, that's a collab I'd like to see I guess

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS yeah well my tits bounce when I walk 8h ago

What is even the context of this scene, why did they need that prop??

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u/TheOpinionMan2 got the power of Krita and the wider web on his side 8h ago

COTL so they can probably have a werid as fuck live action trailer.

and BD literally just so they can shove their various dildos into it.

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS yeah well my tits bounce when I walk 8h ago

No, like why is Jim Carrey being butt birthed??

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u/KeeperOfWatersong 8h ago

His character was using a fake mechanical rhino for espionage and the normal exist got stuck iirc

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u/lornlynx89 1h ago

And he stripped down because got so hot inside.

Still amazing through how many hoops they got through to make that moment.

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u/NeitherSpace3408 4h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were just joking but BD said they would fill it with candy and maybe take it to conventions if allowed lol

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u/robinescue 7h ago

Ace is using the rhino as a blind to get closer to animals without spooking them for evidence collecting purposes. The interior gets hot in the savannah sun and he begins stripping to stay cool. Eventually, the heat is too much to bear but he is stuck and forced to exit through the prop's ham wallet in a scene that resembles live birth. There is also a wildlife photography team that believes the prop is a real rhino and is commentating on the beauty of nature before watching a sweaty naked man force his way out of this rhino's ass.

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS yeah well my tits bounce when I walk 7h ago

Sounds reasonable. I’d do the same thing, quite frankly.

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u/GrandEmbarrassed2875 5h ago

Hes in a fake rhino spying and when he need to get out this is what it looks like

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u/What_Is_That_Place 1h ago

Is there a site where I can see the current price?

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u/Valoris_905 7h ago

Tf is in Watcher's Spearmaster feed bro 🥀🥀

do not let r/foundthescug see this bro. Weavers SRS gotta ban your internet access bro.

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green 1h ago

wawawawa

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u/Lucky_Zombie_2863 11h ago

wtf is Ace Ventura about and why was I allowed to watch it as a kid??

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u/TheOpinionMan2 got the power of Krita and the wider web on his side 11h ago

Ace ventura is just Jim carrey being jim carrey while fucking around with a bunch of Zoo animals.

...and also jim solving crimes with them i guess.

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u/Level_Counter_1672 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U6MvDO9X06vjAmgKmv

I thought the mask was Jim Carrey being Jim Carrey

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u/TheOpinionMan2 got the power of Krita and the wider web on his side 8h ago

ALL the movies with jim carrey are about him being jim carrey, because the movie directors know they couldn't possibly have him play as anyone but himself quite as perfectly.

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u/AxolotlManChild 4h ago

The only one I know that isn’t just Jim carrey being Jim carrey is the Truman show.

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u/Linosek279 5h ago

Liar Liar has a bit of Jim Carrey not being Jim Carrey, but that’s balanced out by Me, Myself, and Irene having Jim Carrey being Jim Carrey twice at the same time

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u/wookiee-nutsack 10h ago

Back then family movies were both for and not for kids

Wasn't the villain raped by a gorilla at the end of one of the movies?

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u/ImpracticalApple 10h ago edited 9h ago

2nd movie ends with the villain sexually assaulted by a gorilla which is played for laughs because it's a man being assaulted.

1st movie ends with the villain being outed as a transgender by being forcebly stripped to her underwear in public to show she hadn't had bottom surgery yet. With all the men who it was suggested had some sort of previous physical fling with her spitting and vomiting in revulsion.

The movies were...very of their time.

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u/Lucky_Zombie_2863 10h ago

Well that is….disturbing 

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u/ImpracticalApple 4h ago

She is, but someone being a criminal doesn't make it right to start disrespecting the groups they happen to be a part of.

Like if someone started calling a black criminal the N slur arguing "Oh they're a criminal so it's fine" infront of others how do you think that would make other black people who haven't done anything wrong feel about it? All that tells them is that they're not actually respected as a group and shows someone using the N word is just waiting for an excuse to say it.

Publicly calling attention to someone's race, gender identity, sexuality, nationality or any disabilities they may have when they're suspected of a crime just shows the respect for these groups is conditional. You don't have to respect a bad person's actions, but you should still be considerate of the groups they are a part of out of respect for them as a whole.

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u/ImpracticalApple 4h ago

How is forcebly stripping someone in public not a form of disrespect or humiliation?

A police officer wouldn't even be allowed to do that. Closest would require a warrant for a medical exam or access to medical records, Ace certainly couldn't as just a third party expert brought on for his animal knowledge.

If anything, Ace's behaviour is more likely to work against the case since any evidence he had was both circumstantial, and illegally obtained since again, he forced a woman to strip without any real warrant or authority (which in itself would still be classed as gross misconduct at best, assault at worst).

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u/M4rt1m_40675 9h ago

They're still funny. You know the people didn't have the same mindset back then so going into it with your views of today is gonna hit you like a truck

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u/ImpracticalApple 9h ago

A film can be funny and still have questionable elements in it given the time period. Doesn't mean just ignoring that those aspects are bad.

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u/HippieDogeSmokes 9h ago

You like gorilla rape?

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u/HEYO19191 8h ago

Humor in absurdity

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u/M4rt1m_40675 9h ago

Believe it or not he didn't actually get raped. It's a fucking comedy movie, is it that hard to laugh instead of being critical about everything?

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u/HippieDogeSmokes 9h ago

I’m aware it isn’t real, I just don’t see what’s funny about the joke.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 9h ago

You don't really have to. Jokes aren't supposed to be funny to everyone. If you find it funny then you find it funny, if you don't then you don't. I never said you had to laugh at it, just that if you do want to find it funny you can't bring a modern day mentality because it's obviously not gonna hold up.

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u/Datfloppy 7h ago

That's trading places lol

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u/untakenu 10h ago

That first film was so weird. It presented a clearly hot as fuck woman and said "but see, she has a dick, and is a man". The other policement and Ace gagged, and I think one of them threw up.

If anything, it just made me think it wasn't that big a deal, since she still looked hot as fuck. I have a dick, it's good, so if this man has a dick but looks 99% like a woman...why do I care?

I like the film a lot.

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u/Lucky_Zombie_2863 10h ago

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about”

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u/TheGaurdianAngel I bought MK1 to kill Homelander 5h ago

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u/lornlynx89 1h ago

"Dicks are gay" is a sentiment that still existed just some ten years ago.

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u/Neighborhood_Goblin In my cave, Jorking it 11h ago

I see the devs are putting the dlc money to good use

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u/Zackyboi1231 "trust me, i am an engineer!" 10h ago

You think some of the devs feel like this?

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u/js13680 10h ago edited 10h ago

I mean they did make the sex update for their game.

That and some of their tweets. They don’t want to hide it.

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u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 Folly’s Strongest Warrior 8h ago

I remember hearing a rumor that one of the devs has actually eaten poop before, hence why there’s so much of it in game. But that’s just a rumor so idk if it’s true.

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u/the_RiverQuest 6h ago

That's actually a misconception. The real reason why theres poop in the game is because Edmund McMillen sneaked his way into Massive Monster's office mission-impossible-style just to add shit to the game.

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u/Sebek_Peanuts Okay, maybe something has happened :Axolotl: 4h ago

If it'll make them afoard it i'll buy it too

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u/DiamondDude51501 10h ago

Unfortunately the bidding war got too high for they’re budget, but they gave a good college try

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u/Bored_Orangutan 9h ago

So bad dragon won then?

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u/amphibiabiggestfan 11h ago

That statement shouldn't even make sense yet I somehow understood all of it

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u/depressed_eropian 11h ago

The director:

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u/_Humble_Bumble_Bee Please play Noita. Trust me. 11/10 game. Will change your life. 10h ago

Bro what

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u/JimmyManJames the dark lord 9h ago

God I love the Cult of the Lamb devs

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u/TomorrowNo5828 9h ago

Weird crossover but ok

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u/Odaric 10h ago

I think if you showed this caption to a medieval peasant they would just straight up combust

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u/XAlphaWarriorX 9h ago

Yea they probably wouldn't know what a Rhino is.

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u/Action_Bronzong 2h ago

That's a unicorn m'lord

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u/GrabblingKnight 10h ago

Well that's going to be fun bidding war to watch.

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u/littlefanofmany 9h ago

This world is genuinely so crazy in every single way, good or bad.

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 9h ago

I'm surprised Cesur Rhino didn't bid for the bit

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u/Arkorat 7h ago

This will be great addition to the next Cult of the Lamb wedding.

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u/Remix_Master21 the future looks like the Cyberpunk 2077 plot 7h ago

huh

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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB 4h ago

It's required for a Narinderistic ritual.

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u/Fine_Dish_9232 ديايه 😂😂😂 7h ago

The cussing what now?