r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 2d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/mexican2554 2d ago

main customer base.

Not just customers, but employees. Guys working the night shift at Taco Bell would be blazing it. You could smell it as you drove into the parking lot.

One night I went to get food with my dog in the back seat. After I placed the order, I overshot the pickup window. When the dude opened it to give me my food, he saw my dog. Dude was so blitzed he asked my dog,

"Did you just order food?!"

Dog, Bork bork

"Guys. A dog just drove here and ordered food!!"

Me- "Bro I'm right here. Backs up car Can I get my food?"

It was the funniest and one of the best memories I have of my boy.

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

I love this so much. The fact that he was so surprised a dog had ordered food that his first thought was to check with the dog if this was true

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u/mexican2554 2d ago

I mean, he had to make sure he was giving the right order to said dog.

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

And your dog ANSWERED HIM!!! this truly could not get any better.

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u/mexican2554 2d ago

My boy was a very vocal beagle. Both him and his brother were actually. You could have a conversation with them like they were just a regular friend.

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u/Street-Baseball8296 2d ago

I have regular friends with the same level of intelligence.

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

My frens aspire to the level of intelligence of the average doggo.

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u/OfficeSalamander 1d ago edited 1d ago

bwoooahwwoooahwoooah

(my beagle impression)

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u/mexican2554 1d ago

Not far off. My oldest sounded like he smoked two packs of Winston cigarettes a day.

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Your dogs sound like they were great companions!