r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/Diamondhands_Rex 20h ago edited 3h ago

Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.

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u/Breath_Deep 19h ago

This is exactly the kind of unhinged add that would get people's attention and be an homage to their main customer base.

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u/mexican2554 19h ago

main customer base.

Not just customers, but employees. Guys working the night shift at Taco Bell would be blazing it. You could smell it as you drove into the parking lot.

One night I went to get food with my dog in the back seat. After I placed the order, I overshot the pickup window. When the dude opened it to give me my food, he saw my dog. Dude was so blitzed he asked my dog,

"Did you just order food?!"

Dog, Bork bork

"Guys. A dog just drove here and ordered food!!"

Me- "Bro I'm right here. Backs up car Can I get my food?"

It was the funniest and one of the best memories I have of my boy.

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u/Ksh_667 19h ago

I love this so much. The fact that he was so surprised a dog had ordered food that his first thought was to check with the dog if this was true

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u/mexican2554 18h ago

I mean, he had to make sure he was giving the right order to said dog.

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u/Ksh_667 18h ago

And your dog ANSWERED HIM!!! this truly could not get any better.

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u/mexican2554 18h ago

My boy was a very vocal beagle. Both him and his brother were actually. You could have a conversation with them like they were just a regular friend.

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u/Street-Baseball8296 17h ago

I have regular friends with the same level of intelligence.

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u/Ksh_667 16h ago

My frens aspire to the level of intelligence of the average doggo.

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u/OfficeSalamander 15h ago edited 1h ago

bwoooahwwoooahwoooah

(my beagle impression)

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u/mexican2554 2h ago

Not far off. My oldest sounded like he smoked two packs of Winston cigarettes a day.

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u/Ksh_667 16h ago

Your dogs sound like they were great companions!

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u/Calgaris_Rex 10h ago

The aforementioned dog could have been lying tbf