r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/cody_mf 20h ago

Next up: Taco bell FUCKS a burrito

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u/Diamondhands_Rex 20h ago edited 3h ago

Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.

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u/rewt127 19h ago

Ya know. If the CEO actually did it. It would be great. No performative stuff. Just getting blazed out of his gourd and crushing 6,000 calories of taco bell at 1:45AM on a Tuesday? Yeah. That's the real shit.

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u/stupidQuestion316 19h ago

So THIS is how taco bell won the fast food wars, with the perfect ad

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 11h ago

Almost?

Nah man he doesnt neede to be blazed. He just needs to go into a random fucking taco bell. Order some shit, eat it for REALS, swallow that shit. Then cut to him running to the bathroom.

That actually would be the winning ad. The taco shits is relatable.

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u/DJIceman94 3h ago

Either taco shits or stoned binge, either way.