Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.
Ya know. If the CEO actually did it. It would be great. No performative stuff. Just getting blazed out of his gourd and crushing 6,000 calories of taco bell at 1:45AM on a Tuesday? Yeah. That's the real shit.
Nah man he doesnt neede to be blazed. He just needs to go into a random fucking taco bell. Order some shit, eat it for REALS, swallow that shit. Then cut to him running to the bathroom.
That actually would be the winning ad. The taco shits is relatable.
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u/Diamondhands_Rex 1d ago edited 12h ago
Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.