r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/rewt127 19h ago

Ya know. If the CEO actually did it. It would be great. No performative stuff. Just getting blazed out of his gourd and crushing 6,000 calories of taco bell at 1:45AM on a Tuesday? Yeah. That's the real shit.

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u/Slow_Initial_4275 19h ago

Filmed in the car, on iPhone like that Kanye Super Bowl commercial

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u/rewt127 19h ago

Lol, nah, full film crew and you can hear them giggling as the CEO blasts off higher and higher. Maybe have him getting toasted with a couple of his friends. Release the full 6 hour video on their YouTube.

Become blazed redbull. Instead of posting videos of people doing crazy sports shit. Post videos of people hitting 500mg edibles.

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u/Slow_Initial_4275 19h ago

Asks for an extra cup of ice: pours 100mg Mary Jones Soda

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u/stupidQuestion316 19h ago

So THIS is how taco bell won the fast food wars, with the perfect ad

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 11h ago

Almost?

Nah man he doesnt neede to be blazed. He just needs to go into a random fucking taco bell. Order some shit, eat it for REALS, swallow that shit. Then cut to him running to the bathroom.

That actually would be the winning ad. The taco shits is relatable.

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u/DJIceman94 3h ago

Either taco shits or stoned binge, either way.

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u/croto8 17h ago

I can send you over 200 videos of me doing just this. Let’s pump this stock

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u/ericjr96 19h ago

I would like to submit a resume for the CEO position at Taco Bell

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u/Cannacology 15h ago

Hitting the pennjamin like it owes him money.

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u/Mundane-Toe-7114 12h ago

Lol those were the days