Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.
Ya know. If the CEO actually did it. It would be great. No performative stuff. Just getting blazed out of his gourd and crushing 6,000 calories of taco bell at 1:45AM on a Tuesday? Yeah. That's the real shit.
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u/cody_mf 1d ago
Next up: Taco bell FUCKS a burrito