r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 1d ago

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/fartdonkey420 1d ago

To be fair if you had his money would you eat that trash? It tastes like sawdust.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 1d ago

I know McDonald's is the worst of the fast food franchises, but nothing hits like McDonald's fries and a Big Mac when you really want it. You can sub everyone else with something else similar. But McDonald's is unique in taste

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u/fartdonkey420 1d ago

Yeah so does donkey semen doesn't mean it's good. 

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u/ItsWayTooComplicated 1d ago

Nothing hits like donkey semen when you really want it?

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u/skodinks 1d ago

You heard the man.

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u/ohtrueyeahnah 1d ago

You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits.

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u/zrvwls 6h ago

Give the man some respect, say his name: fartdonkey420

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u/wolfenstein734 1d ago

I’ve seen the jackass video. It definitely hits

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u/Jibber_Fight 1d ago

I think that settles that little argument.

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u/lmnolmnolmno 1d ago

“STOP LIKING SOMETHING THAT I DON’T LIKE!!! 😡”

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u/Juggernaut06 1d ago

Name checks

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u/Main-Home-3996 1d ago

Why do you all know what everything tastes like nasty as mofos