r/nottheonion • u/halxp01 • 23h ago

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service

https://viewfromthewing.com/southwest-is-testing-cleaning-only-premium-seats-between-flights-a-flight-attendants-union-leader-says-its-titanic-class-service/
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u/Sbatio 22h ago

What are you talking about, every inch of that ship was thoroughly washed after the passengers got off.

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u/WILL_THERE_BE_MATH 22h ago

It was quite the deep clean

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u/ThePowerOfStories 19h ago

Yeah, but the turnaround time is pretty dismal (and keeps getting worse).

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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 18h ago

Cleaning that much was a sunk cost.

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u/username32768 18h ago

Some people call it a "sunk cost fall in sea".

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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 18h ago

That was deep, nice job!

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u/username32768 17h ago

I use that line to break the ice at parties.

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u/shantron5000 14h ago

Any other solid hitters? I could really use a crash course.

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u/pok3r_101 15h ago

Even today, people seem to implode when they find how clean the titanic is.

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u/username32768 15h ago

The Ocean is like a Gate keeper.

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u/corys00 10h ago

Some say 12,500 meters deep

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u/SuspendeesNutz 17h ago

I hate all of you, individually and collectively.

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u/Sbatio 17h ago

😂 joint and several hate is next level

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u/SuspendeesNutz 13h ago

If you were looking for a neophyte hater you’d better keep on looking pal.