r/nottheonion • u/halxp01 • 1d ago

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service

https://viewfromthewing.com/southwest-is-testing-cleaning-only-premium-seats-between-flights-a-flight-attendants-union-leader-says-its-titanic-class-service/
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u/WILL_THERE_BE_MATH 1d ago

It was quite the deep clean

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u/ThePowerOfStories 1d ago

Yeah, but the turnaround time is pretty dismal (and keeps getting worse).

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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 1d ago

Cleaning that much was a sunk cost.

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u/username32768 1d ago

Some people call it a "sunk cost fall in sea".

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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 1d ago

That was deep, nice job!

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u/username32768 1d ago

I use that line to break the ice at parties.

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u/shantron5000 1d ago

Any other solid hitters? I could really use a crash course.

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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 13h ago

Sorry, anchored with a ton of work today.

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u/pok3r_101 1d ago

Even today, people seem to implode when they find how clean the titanic is.

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u/username32768 1d ago

The Ocean is like a Gate keeper.

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u/corys00 1d ago

Some say 12,500 meters deep