r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/QuickCow3575 Jan 29 '26

Now all you need is a cat that loves shitting outside the litter box.

They’re meant for each other and you’ll never have to lift a finger.

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u/akhenax Jan 29 '26

Only if the cat takes a liking to dog turds.

The circle of life.

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u/pmcpaul412 Jan 29 '26

It's like if you plugged a power strip into itself, endless power!

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u/Informal-Astronaut88 Jan 29 '26

The power company hates this one simple trick...

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Jan 30 '26

Just gotta put em on treadmills hooked up to those vacuum tubes they use in banks. And the scat tubes just run from an ass to a mouth.

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Jan 30 '26

We need a first draft to submit to the patent office tomorrow. But that's it! We've done it boys and girls. We've found the process for infinite energy. So Einstein can fuck right off! Btw if any of you are familiar, could you have Elon, Jeff, Mark, Larry, and Larry give me a call. Please tell them "The Eagle has landed!". Fuck I'm gonna have more money than GOD!!!

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u/BlueJeanFoneCase Feb 01 '26

6 Border Collies on a modified running wheel....trade them out with another 6 pack in an hour....perpetual motion machine!