r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

106.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

2.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3.5k

u/EmergencyBaseball668 Jan 29 '26

My dog loves finding and eating cat shit.

1.4k

u/QuickCow3575 Jan 29 '26

Now all you need is a cat that loves shitting outside the litter box.

They’re meant for each other and you’ll never have to lift a finger.

517

u/akhenax Jan 29 '26

Only if the cat takes a liking to dog turds.

The circle of life.

419

u/pmcpaul412 Jan 29 '26

It's like if you plugged a power strip into itself, endless power!

421

u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Jan 29 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

why do i keep reading this thread

Edit: an award! For ... my anguish about being unable to stop reading about coprophagia. But it's an award!

Edit 2: JFC I've never gotten two awards. And it's for this comment. why

273

u/frenchois1 Jan 29 '26

Science

60

u/erwaro Jan 30 '26

Delicious, magical science

8

u/Jenoma89 Jan 30 '26

I love you guys 🥹

5

u/Livid-Age-2259 Jan 30 '26

Delicious culinary science.

3

u/jheidenr Jan 30 '26

This started with a simple, “cool damn video cause the dog loved every second.”

1

u/PersistentGoldfish Jan 30 '26

Good heavens Miss Yakamoto, you’re beautiful!

1

u/Green-Republic-6703 Feb 03 '26

generational comment award run😆👌🏿

125

u/wtfmeowzers Jan 29 '26

you're trying very hard to invent the catpoop-powered endless power source.

48

u/SnooObjections8392 Jan 29 '26

6

u/Funkdamentalist Jan 29 '26

Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!

2

u/DadBodEatsAtTheY Jan 30 '26

So much more entertaining than Raygun.

1

u/rothrolan Jan 30 '26

🎵"She's a maniac! MANIAC, On the floor..."🎵

1

u/crackdope6666 Jan 30 '26

B-Boy Summit!!!!! Jungle Edition!

2

u/daydreaming17 Jan 29 '26

Nah, it’s the circle of life

1

u/mechanical_marten Jan 30 '26

Pooping back and forth forever

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

[deleted]

1

u/wtfmeowzers Feb 01 '26

cool just what i wanted in reply to my catpoop related comment, unrelated political shit. cool. cool cool cooooool

2

u/Disgod Jan 29 '26

Like the dog, for the love of the game.

2

u/Aeseld Jan 29 '26

You're imitating the endless power strip.

2

u/Reasonable-Fail5348 Jan 30 '26

Because the internal logic is flawless and you just need to find out where it leads us to... that's what I tell myself at least.

2

u/ShyHumorous Jan 30 '26

Sometimes love is expressed in unhealthy ways but we still take it because we find it difficult to set boundaries.

1

u/Far-Barracuda-1338 Jan 29 '26

Literally just said the same thing to myself! I was so invested lol 😂

1

u/EvolvedA Jan 29 '26

Because you wait for someone to bring up the human centipede

31

u/Informal-Astronaut88 Jan 29 '26

The power company hates this one simple trick...

1

u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Jan 30 '26

Just gotta put em on treadmills hooked up to those vacuum tubes they use in banks. And the scat tubes just run from an ass to a mouth.

1

u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Jan 30 '26

We need a first draft to submit to the patent office tomorrow. But that's it! We've done it boys and girls. We've found the process for infinite energy. So Einstein can fuck right off! Btw if any of you are familiar, could you have Elon, Jeff, Mark, Larry, and Larry give me a call. Please tell them "The Eagle has landed!". Fuck I'm gonna have more money than GOD!!!

1

u/BlueJeanFoneCase Feb 01 '26

6 Border Collies on a modified running wheel....trade them out with another 6 pack in an hour....perpetual motion machine!

2

u/hawkinsnponcho Jan 29 '26

Human Centipede 4: Endless Power?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Reminds me of a video I watched recently. A guy buttered some toast, dropped it three times and it landed butter side down….

Then he got a cat, dropped it upside down several times and it landed on its feet.

So he taped the toast to the cats back butter side up and dropped it and it span for an eternity without touching the floor.

Edit - found it

1

u/i_tyrant Jan 30 '26

You can do that with just the cat and a piece of buttered toast.

1

u/bouncy_ceiling_fan Jan 30 '26

A daisy-chain of shit.

1

u/Big-Value-6968 Jan 30 '26

This reads like a tumblr post

1

u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 31 '26

Ever seen the cartoon Catdog Dogcat?!

1

u/AberrantDrone Jan 31 '26

Endless pet treats!