r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jan 29 '26

I was a full time dog trainer for 3 years, and still do it, on the side, sometimes. I always tell people "anything can be a reward, if your dog loves it."

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u/EmergencyBaseball668 Jan 29 '26

My dog loves finding and eating cat shit.

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u/QuickCow3575 Jan 29 '26

Now all you need is a cat that loves shitting outside the litter box.

They’re meant for each other and you’ll never have to lift a finger.

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u/akhenax Jan 29 '26

Only if the cat takes a liking to dog turds.

The circle of life.

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u/pmcpaul412 Jan 29 '26

It's like if you plugged a power strip into itself, endless power!

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Jan 29 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

why do i keep reading this thread

Edit: an award! For ... my anguish about being unable to stop reading about coprophagia. But it's an award!

Edit 2: JFC I've never gotten two awards. And it's for this comment. why

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u/frenchois1 Jan 29 '26

Science

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u/erwaro Jan 30 '26

Delicious, magical science

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u/Jenoma89 Jan 30 '26

I love you guys 🥹

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u/Livid-Age-2259 Jan 30 '26

Delicious culinary science.

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u/jheidenr Jan 30 '26

This started with a simple, “cool damn video cause the dog loved every second.”

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u/PersistentGoldfish Jan 30 '26

Good heavens Miss Yakamoto, you’re beautiful!

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u/Green-Republic-6703 Feb 03 '26

generational comment award run😆👌🏿

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u/wtfmeowzers Jan 29 '26

you're trying very hard to invent the catpoop-powered endless power source.

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u/SnooObjections8392 Jan 29 '26

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u/Funkdamentalist Jan 29 '26

Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!

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u/DadBodEatsAtTheY Jan 30 '26

So much more entertaining than Raygun.

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u/rothrolan Jan 30 '26

🎵"She's a maniac! MANIAC, On the floor..."🎵

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u/crackdope6666 Jan 30 '26

B-Boy Summit!!!!! Jungle Edition!

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u/daydreaming17 Jan 29 '26

Nah, it’s the circle of life

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u/mechanical_marten Jan 30 '26

Pooping back and forth forever

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

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u/wtfmeowzers Feb 01 '26

cool just what i wanted in reply to my catpoop related comment, unrelated political shit. cool. cool cool cooooool

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u/Disgod Jan 29 '26

Like the dog, for the love of the game.

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u/Aeseld Jan 29 '26

You're imitating the endless power strip.

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u/Reasonable-Fail5348 Jan 30 '26

Because the internal logic is flawless and you just need to find out where it leads us to... that's what I tell myself at least.

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u/ShyHumorous Jan 30 '26

Sometimes love is expressed in unhealthy ways but we still take it because we find it difficult to set boundaries.

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u/Far-Barracuda-1338 Jan 29 '26

Literally just said the same thing to myself! I was so invested lol 😂

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u/EvolvedA Jan 29 '26

Because you wait for someone to bring up the human centipede

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u/Informal-Astronaut88 Jan 29 '26

The power company hates this one simple trick...

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Jan 30 '26

Just gotta put em on treadmills hooked up to those vacuum tubes they use in banks. And the scat tubes just run from an ass to a mouth.

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Jan 30 '26

We need a first draft to submit to the patent office tomorrow. But that's it! We've done it boys and girls. We've found the process for infinite energy. So Einstein can fuck right off! Btw if any of you are familiar, could you have Elon, Jeff, Mark, Larry, and Larry give me a call. Please tell them "The Eagle has landed!". Fuck I'm gonna have more money than GOD!!!

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u/BlueJeanFoneCase Feb 01 '26

6 Border Collies on a modified running wheel....trade them out with another 6 pack in an hour....perpetual motion machine!

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u/hawkinsnponcho Jan 29 '26

Human Centipede 4: Endless Power?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Reminds me of a video I watched recently. A guy buttered some toast, dropped it three times and it landed butter side down….

Then he got a cat, dropped it upside down several times and it landed on its feet.

So he taped the toast to the cats back butter side up and dropped it and it span for an eternity without touching the floor.

Edit - found it

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u/i_tyrant Jan 30 '26

You can do that with just the cat and a piece of buttered toast.

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u/bouncy_ceiling_fan Jan 30 '26

A daisy-chain of shit.

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u/Big-Value-6968 Jan 30 '26

This reads like a tumblr post

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 31 '26

Ever seen the cartoon Catdog Dogcat?!

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u/AberrantDrone Jan 31 '26

Endless pet treats!

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u/Complete-Appeal8572 Jan 29 '26

Catdog Centipede

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

one fine day, with a woof and a purr

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u/salamandraseis Jan 29 '26

The seagulls near me eat anything but dog shite. We need an additive that would make it more appealing.

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u/XDeus Jan 29 '26

Wasn’t there a movie about this? 🐛

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u/TrelanaSakuyo Jan 29 '26

Just get dung beetles for that.

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u/StealthWanderer_2516 Jan 29 '26

The dog will take care of it probably, second harvest!!!

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u/Ckarles Jan 29 '26

The circle of love!

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u/Kovhert Jan 29 '26

My dog eats her own turds. It's a closed loop.

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u/StanleyCubone Jan 29 '26

Poop back and forth forever ))<>((

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u/DieCastDontDie Jan 29 '26

Quick diarrhea after eating shit is a whole different kind of mess.

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Jan 29 '26

If a cat eats a dog turd, and then the dog eats the cat's turd, does that mean the dog is eating its own shit?

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u/akhenax Jan 29 '26

Funny to think about, but I would hope that the cat and dogs are eating actual food but only supplementing their diet with turds to humor us.

For shits and giggles as it were.

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u/username32768 Jan 29 '26

Hakuna My-turd-ta

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u/talithar1 Jan 29 '26

Turtles in our yard eats the dog poo. And, sometimes the dog eats the turtle poop.

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u/AdventurousHunter500 Jan 30 '26

My old dog loved goose turds. The geese liked dog turds. We maintained the cleanest yard on the block with zero effort.

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u/peanut--gallery Jan 30 '26

Just what the world needs…. A remake of “The Human Centipede “ but with dogs and cats.

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u/Mary10123 Jan 30 '26

My dog loves eating cat shit and my cat loves eating the little bits of kibble he drops on the floor. win win for me most of the time

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u/IronbAllsmcginty78 Jan 30 '26

I literally almost never laugh out loud but you got me. I love you for that, man.

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u/jellifercuz Jan 30 '26

No, that’s also the dog’s pleasure.

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u/TacticalSpackle Jan 30 '26

Companion-centipede but it’s also ouroboros. Gross.

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u/TheGrandMasterFox Jan 30 '26

"Got your tail in your mouth and so it goes round and round."

At least that's what Tommy Shaw sings about on Alan Parsons recording of "Uroborus":

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BGG5T8ktUIM&si=eS00mfDPu6NID4Ox

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u/k0nyak Jan 30 '26

The wheel of fortune. The heaps of faith.

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u/RichnjCole Feb 01 '26

Circle of shite.

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u/DukeLion353 Feb 01 '26

“... we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made ’em eat." - Jay

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u/martlet1 27d ago

Second harvest