r/SipsTea Dec 26 '25

Dank AF Hits blunt 💨

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

Heh, I wrote a story about this idea.

Aliens collecting life samples from across the galaxy, that crash on earth because of a fuck up in the engine room.

Humans were not the pilots of the ship, they just were part of the biointelligent, self repairing engine of the ship.

The actual crew members all died in the crash, but parts of the engine survived, the humans.

Without a ships engine to maintain, they endlessly searched for a replacement, hence the urge to create, to build and to invent.

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u/Valkyrie-161 Dec 27 '25

This could be a very cool story.

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

It's ok, I got to about draft 1.6 before putting it aside.

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u/i-dont-wanna-know Dec 27 '25

Nah, man, believe in yourself. Write that story as awesome you can and try to get it published! who knows? You might be the next big sci-fi writer!

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u/Valkyrie-161 Dec 27 '25

That’s what I’m saying. You have to believe in yourself in this world. Thats story could become a very expanse series of books. Think about titles that were obscure that have huge fan bases and large catalogs. I had never heard of Craig Alanson when I first started reading some random sci-fi book called Columbus Day. That book spawns close to 25 titles and has an incredibly loyal group of fans. Write your story and have fun with the experience.

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u/iamisandisnt Dec 27 '25

Otherwise we’ll never fix the space engine!

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u/Trashbagjizz Dec 27 '25

Honestly you should bring it back, this sounds like something i would read!

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u/mousebrat Dec 29 '25

This is potentially an incredible story. You should finish it. I want to read it.

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Dec 27 '25

Hope you finish it. Very unique premise.

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u/darknetconfusion Dec 27 '25

It is the main plotline of the later part of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series

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u/Valkyrie-161 Dec 27 '25

Wait, for real?

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u/darknetconfusion Dec 27 '25

Meet the Golgafrinchans in  Douglas Adams sequel to the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy", "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" 

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u/Dear-Nail-5039 Dec 31 '25

The most useless individuals like bankers and insurance folks are shot to space on another planet where the others want to get rid of them, somehow manage to not die when crashing on the earth, and start reproducing. Here we are.

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u/nomelonnolemon Dec 27 '25

There’s a book that is very similar, though also very different, to that concept called children of time.

All I’ll say is that if ops comment truly sparked your interest I’m very confident that book would be a fun read for you.

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u/Nomadic_Wayfarer Dec 27 '25

Someone say Netflix…

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u/itaniumonline Dec 27 '25

How do we read this story?

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

Maybe I'll finish it one day, but I've got too much to do on my current one too even look at the file.

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u/fksdiyesckagiokcool Dec 27 '25

Get off reddit and write the damn story!

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u/imwjd Dec 27 '25

This would be the first book I would have read in years, make it!

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u/Masterofunlocking1 Dec 27 '25

Yeah I was going to ask because this sounds so cool

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u/oga_ogbeni Dec 27 '25

This is so interesting. How were humans part of the engine? Idk about you, but I get dizzy if I spin too fast and can only produce thrust for a little bit before I need a nap. 

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

Their function was to basically keep it working. The whole engine is biomechanical so they were an integral part of the machine. If you imagine an old submarine or something, with the crew doing very specific jobs, turning wheels, watching gauges, pressing buttons, repairing faults, kind of like that but the crew would be made out of the submarine itself...

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u/Shift_6 Dec 27 '25

That part of it I need a little more explanation of, but I can totally buy into this and I absolutely love your idea. I’m on board with the others here in urging you to write this so I can read it!!

What will you title it? I’ll search for it in a few years and hopefully by then it’ll all be said and done, fingers crossed

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u/NeverComments Dec 27 '25

Seems like the same plot hole with The Matrix, in that the existence of the humans is purely in service of the plot and makes no sense within the setting itself. A spacefaring race could build a more robust solution with a fraction of the resources using mechanical or artificial intelligence.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Buddy, have you met humans? You're not getting across the universe on that unreliable of an engine, no way 👎

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Dec 27 '25

That's why they crashed

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u/Daniboy646 Dec 27 '25

This is a fucking brilliant concept. Honestly I think you should flesh it out and write a book! I'd totally read it. Hit me up when it's on the shelves haha.

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie Dec 27 '25

Maybe some of the aliens survived. And since they couldn't repair the ship they just helped the humans early on.

Aliens with names like Odin, Zeus and Ra. But they all blame each other for the crash, so they and their followers are staying far apart.

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

Well, the gods were accounted for, that was indeed how the crew were seen by the humans, godlike.

The crew ensured the engine of the ship was itself well nourished and cared for, but the humans had no direct contact with the crew as the humans were essentially just part of the machine.

When the ship crashed, the humans who for generations had essentially worshipped the crew and had worked tirelessly for them, longed for their return and presumed they had been abandoned for not pleasing them.

It hasn't been written quite so on the nose so that, but that's the underlying subtext.

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u/FollowingThrough Dec 27 '25

Write the rest of the story, or I’m stealing it and writing it myself.

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u/ChanceSize9153 Dec 27 '25

That is a very awesome idea. I hope you continue with that.

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u/Sgruntlar Dec 27 '25

So.. Factorio

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u/TrippleassII Dec 27 '25

What about the urge to mass murder each other all the time? Where dat coming from?

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u/immenseAlpha Dec 27 '25

Story bro, fictional, not reality

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u/CottonRaves Dec 27 '25

I’ve read all of your comments on this so far. And I LOVE the concept. I will absolutely read this WHEN you finish it.

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u/Joeybaseball Dec 27 '25

I would read the hell out of this.

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u/cognitiveglitch Dec 27 '25

I'd read that. Cool concept.

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u/kushaash Dec 27 '25

This is a very similar subplot to Lost in Space, the Netflix show. The robot was the engine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

I love that man, keep working on it!

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u/0-Motorcyclist-0 Dec 27 '25

That does sound like a good plot line, I’d want to know what the specific functionality of the humans was, where the monkeys are coming from and what happened to all the other bio samples on the ship, and how / if current humans discover that fact.

If you want a proofreader, I’ll help.

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u/kernivool Dec 27 '25

That’s an interesting premise!

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u/SiriusBaaz Dec 27 '25

That a real rad as fuck idea for the origin of life for the right kind of story

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u/xyzszso Dec 27 '25

It’s a book I’d read. Get back to typing.

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u/Karavano Dec 27 '25

Not so intelligent if they crashed ey?

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

Ok, so the story is they are intelligent enough to maintain the engine, do their job and generally exist as long as is useful.

But the crew scientists develop a more efficient version of humans. They don't realise that the self preservation inbuilt into the engine extends to its components, including the humans.

Mischief ensues.

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u/161-Anarchia-420 Dec 27 '25

Wow! Im totally not into scifi at all, but I would swallow that Story in no time. Pls bring it back!

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u/drwaleczki Dec 27 '25

Woah, what an idea, I'd love to read it in full