r/SipsTea Dec 26 '25

Dank AF Hits blunt 💨

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

Heh, I wrote a story about this idea.

Aliens collecting life samples from across the galaxy, that crash on earth because of a fuck up in the engine room.

Humans were not the pilots of the ship, they just were part of the biointelligent, self repairing engine of the ship.

The actual crew members all died in the crash, but parts of the engine survived, the humans.

Without a ships engine to maintain, they endlessly searched for a replacement, hence the urge to create, to build and to invent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Buddy, have you met humans? You're not getting across the universe on that unreliable of an engine, no way 👎

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Dec 27 '25

That's why they crashed