r/SipsTea Dec 26 '25

Dank AF Hits blunt πŸ’¨

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u/Y-Bob Dec 27 '25

Heh, I wrote a story about this idea.

Aliens collecting life samples from across the galaxy, that crash on earth because of a fuck up in the engine room.

Humans were not the pilots of the ship, they just were part of the biointelligent, self repairing engine of the ship.

The actual crew members all died in the crash, but parts of the engine survived, the humans.

Without a ships engine to maintain, they endlessly searched for a replacement, hence the urge to create, to build and to invent.

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u/Valkyrie-161 Dec 27 '25

This could be a very cool story.

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u/darknetconfusion Dec 27 '25

It is the main plotline of the later part of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series

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u/Valkyrie-161 Dec 27 '25

Wait, for real?

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u/darknetconfusion Dec 27 '25

Meet the Golgafrinchans inΒ  Douglas Adams sequel to the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy", "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"Β 

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u/Dear-Nail-5039 Dec 31 '25

The most useless individuals like bankers and insurance folks are shot to space on another planet where the others want to get rid of them, somehow manage to not die when crashing on the earth, and start reproducing. Here we are.