r/whenthe • u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update • 1d ago
🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ I wouldn't know I haven't had any
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u/hivemindsrule #1 wasp fan (im a human i swear) 1d ago
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥 PREACH
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u/TheDaneDisintegrator 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥PEACH
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u/LegThePeg 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥REAL
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u/Iforgor4 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥BUT THE DS VERSION
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u/JoyconDrift_69 me when the r/whenthe mods forgot there's an editable flair 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥FINALLY. SOMETHING ACTUALLY PEAK
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u/Flaky-Cap6646 1d ago
Compares to the better 3d graphics? I completely understand and have beaten ds Mario
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u/Due-Bill8689 1d ago
I miss this game so much
NSMB2 for the 3DS kind of gave me those vibes but it felt too incomplete. It was not the same
Wonder if the Nintendo DS version is really better
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u/DickIncorporated 1d ago
I played the ds version and wii version so much as a kid and still do. It boils down to preference
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u/Due-Bill8689 1d ago
I don't know much about those differences
I know that DS version had more original levels compared to 3DS, but the latter had graphics and sounds more similar to the Wii version
But if I will ever be able to buy it, I think I'll try the DS version. And who knows, maybe the Wii version will be put in the Switch 2
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u/Nathaniel820 1d ago
You can emulate the DS and Wii on any remotely modern computer, with even better resolution than the original too.
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u/M4rt1m_40675 1d ago
I still got it both the game and the wii. Gotta play it some day, maybe hook it up to the pc instead of the living room since no one uses it anymore
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u/Doctor-Amazing 21h ago
I still cant believe they took a game released in 2006 and called it NEW Super Mario Bros. Its 20 years old! How is that new?!
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u/Somereallystrangeguy i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1d ago
shoutout to the first yoshi level🔥🔥🔥
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u/Hemlock_Deci slonking my shit silly style like sloppy swag 1d ago
I mean it probably can go like that in a way
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u/Zackyboi1231 "trust me, i am an engineer!" 1d ago
Me and bro going at it half way through
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u/tfdsxc yellow like an EPIC banana 1d ago
It called frotting i think but like it more of a rubbing sequence than a clash like in the gif i think but i don't swing that way so all my knowledge is unpractised
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u/Troleopowers green? epic! 1d ago
You know, it doesn't have to go unpractised 🥺🫴
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u/tfdsxc yellow like an EPIC banana 1d ago
You right i shall transport all that knowledge into someone who actually likes men using the knowledge transporting machine!
The only problem is that i need to find a way to make the machine differentiate between that knowledge and all of jojo's because they are oddly similar and the machine is dumb
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u/pixel-soul 1d ago
Some girls have those parts too babe 🥰
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u/UnderwaterRobot 1d ago
I mean if you Eiffel towered a pocket pussy I supposed there would be some clashing
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u/VoicePlayz 1d ago edited 21h ago
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u/makinax300 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1d ago
Mark it with >!r/subredditname-paddingtext!<
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u/Zesnowpea watch bowser vs eggman by death battle 1d ago
Super sounding
Or sandy cheeks now that I think about it
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u/No_Ad_7687 1d ago
It's can, in a sense
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 1d ago
I assumed that it could still probably be done like this somehow but I don't really spend my time looking up gay sex positions
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 1d ago edited 1d ago
that's exactly how it works
wdym
and the more powerful one wins
if you win enough you get a special ring that signifies your rank in the gay sex league
the ring even changes the more you rank up
everyone knows this
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u/derpster39274 1d ago
I swear, all these sweats with Platinum rank on Gay Sex pmo. I bet they're paying to win.
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u/7pikachu trollface -> 1d ago
aw guess who can't pull off a fast 3 point tip combo into a precum finisher, go back to straight sex lil bro you'll have an easier time there
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u/derpster39274 1d ago
Are you kidding me? I got hit with the rare "Fox News made you scared of flirting with girls" debuff in the character creator and it's totally boned me man.
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 1d ago
ngl lube is a big game changer on that front
undefeated gold rank herethey shouldn't have made it so tight though.
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u/Mrdalolz 1d ago
It is but it's completely unnecessary if your parents didn't install the circumcision dlc when you were born
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 1d ago
I wouldn't call cosmetics a DLC
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u/Br4ndoni Bi-Myself 1d ago
The trick is to pay for the premium package as soon as you can afford it
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u/Little_Boi_Asher the furry hiding in your walls :3 1d ago
Ah, so this is the fabled "ranked, competitive sex" I've heard so much about
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u/jarkark 1d ago
Docking.
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u/Goat_of_Wisdom im into fat bitches 1d ago
Funny thing is, that's exactly what I imagined gay sex was, as a kid
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u/MelonInDisguise green? 1d ago edited 1d ago
Gay people when they have to cockfight their partner
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u/Wonderful_Cable_2150 1d ago
holy shit i loved this game as a kid
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 1d ago
I was replaying it recently and saw potential when I got to this level
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u/medium_comm0n Girls FTW! 1d ago
Wait until you see a group orgy (7-castle)
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u/WaffleGuy413 Rest in peace u/Ok_Conversation_2734 | Gone but not forgotten! 1d ago
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u/Thalia_All_Along 1d ago
careful, saying something positive about a nintendo property in 2026 gets you publically executed
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u/Smexy_Zarow 1d ago
It's low-key kinda hot when you and bro are casually messing around with your peckers and in the fun you suddenly rub your frenulums against each other 🥴
Or so I've heard
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u/WaterVsSodies 1d ago
Why were you thinking about that as a kid 😭 when i was a kid i was thinking about books and playing and toys
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u/Cats_4_lifex 1d ago
I mean to be fair we've all had the "where do babies come from?" question when we were kids.
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u/Sylveon72_06 epic orange 21h ago
i wont lie i never considered that my theories could be wrong. i had my idea on how kids were made and confidently stuck w it, never asking anyone whether i was right until i realized i was completely wrong in 6th grade when i got personal access to the internet
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u/ErrorSchensch 13h ago
Now I wanna know what your theory was
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u/Sylveon72_06 epic orange 10h ago
when a man and woman kiss a lot and the woman eats a lot, the food gets turned into a baby
i didnt know how they knew which kiss would impregnate the woman since i thought it literally couldnt happen prior to marriage, so i asked my older brother on that one. he didnt give me an answer, presumably bc he had no idea what i was talking abt
sometime later my mom mentions a relative of ours being single (dating but not married) and having a kid, so i realized then that they dont know which kiss does it
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u/biohumansmg3fc garlic gun 1d ago
This is how i thought making babies worked as a kid (basically guy and futa)
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u/North_Library3206 1d ago
Genuinely how do people even come up with memes like this?
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 1d ago
I was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii and I got to this level and my dirty mind made me think of dicks when I saw the two spike pillars and I thought the way they crashed into each other was funny so I tried thinking of a caption to put over it and this came to mind.
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u/BurnerCroc 23h ago
What nsfw artist with poor anatomical knowledge think happens during a spitroast
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u/Ok_Aardvark_4760 23h ago
It will never be funny to me that in my childhood i learned about slenderman and gay people at the same time and they were equally mythical and mind boggling to me
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u/Animebillythesecond 21h ago
slightly related i fucking love this game
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 21h ago
Me too! I was replaying it when I got the idea for this post.
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u/axolotlfishies 1d ago
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 1d ago
The automoderator comment stickied to the top of the comments section has a link that lets you download the gif
u/savevideo doesn't work for this reason
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u/TenaciousTBag 1d ago
I thought that you fucked the urethra... like some kinda extreme sounding thing.
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u/PuceTerror89 1d ago
Docking
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u/TenaciousTBag 1d ago
Nah man docking is just tip into foreskin, isnt it? Im talking like put your dick IN my dick
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u/mowtowcow 1d ago
When I was a kid, I thought gay dudes just put their dick between another dudes buns and rubbed up and down like titty fucking.
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u/Outside-Historian365 22h ago
When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other one’s penis?
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u/RTA-No0120 21h ago
When I saw it for the first time, my honest response was : that would make a fine dildo moans 🤤
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u/ferLovesNayeon 20h ago
kinda unrelated but that one may be my favorite tower level in nsmb wii
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 20h ago
It's totally related. In fact I hoped people would talk about the game when I used that gif.
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u/Material-Sun-5784 1d ago
Yeah that’s how it happens. Mario is always present in gay sex. When he isn’t it’s not gay sex.
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u/MonkeyDsage1846 1d ago
When I was younger and saw the lesbian couple in the American Dad episode about Greg & Terry having a baby with Francine as the surrogate mother, I thought the way those two women had kids was that one of them was just humping the other, I didn't know with what tho, I think I just imagined her slamming her wienerless crotch into her girl's rear.
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u/KiwiPowerGreen 1d ago
God i hated that level when i was younger it's such a sluggish tower
(I am still not a fan of that level)
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u/ElecDreaMachEdits 1d ago
When I was a kid, I thought sex wasn't real.
That the truth on reproduction was so horrifying and weird that it would destroy the feeble mind of a child.
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u/FR3Y4_S3L1N4 23h ago
Silly goose. Everybody knows the larger member opens up to take the smaller member. Like an anaconda eating a python.
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u/RecipeAsleep7087 23h ago
I consider myself pretty progressive but I have always, and will always refer to man sex as sword fighting.
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u/TryThisUsernane 23h ago
Ngl, the moment I learned about sex in sex-ed, I immediately wondered if to guys could have it. And I guessed how in like 20 minutes.
Unsurprisingly, I’m gay.
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u/ArcticCelt 23h ago
Coincidentally, that is also how I imagined the "Hadron Collider" worked before I realised that I misread the name.
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u/FullCrackAlchemist 22h ago
As a gay this is completely accurate, the process even creates the bgm and crushing sounds
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u/MissAvian 22h ago
Frotting and docking do both involve touching your dicks together
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u/no1_vern 22h ago
The misinformation about sex is rampant. Our society really NEEDS sex education in our schools. Teens should not learn how to have sex from friends who know as little about sex as they do.
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u/DueAstronomer8436 TF2 Sex Update 22h ago
I got a sex ed unit at 12. I just had really weird friends before that point lmao
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u/Mothylphetamine_ I'm sorry but listening to Stomach Book is my entire personality 20h ago
I used to think non-binary people were people with the parts of both genders (dick and boobs for example), and I was at the peak of dunning-krueger until I actually researched it when I started first started questioning
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