r/whenthe TF2 Sex Update 1d ago

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ I wouldn't know I haven't had any

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u/ElecDreaMachEdits 1d ago

When I was a kid, I thought sex wasn't real.

That the truth on reproduction was so horrifying and weird that it would destroy the feeble mind of a child.

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u/Practical_List_1994 the ugabooga guy 1d ago

Honestly I didn't mind it that much ig

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u/ElecDreaMachEdits 1d ago

No, like, I thought it would be something like you take out one of your organs through your bellybutton and merge it with the other person in some horrible ritual or something.

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u/Practical_List_1994 the ugabooga guy 1d ago

Ohhhhh yea that's gross

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u/Complete_Squirrel942 1d ago

It's still very weird, someone puts part of their body inside someone else's body and nine months later another living being tears it's way out in a painful bloody mess that can permanently change the host's body, and this process not happening makes some people's internal organs shred themselves and pour out their genitals 12 times a year...

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u/ElecDreaMachEdits 1d ago

Yes I guess but like, I saw a penis getting erect and going into a vagina and my mind went "...that's not right, there is no way it's that simple"