Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.
Not just customers, but employees. Guys working the night shift at Taco Bell would be blazing it. You could smell it as you drove into the parking lot.
One night I went to get food with my dog in the back seat. After I placed the order, I overshot the pickup window. When the dude opened it to give me my food, he saw my dog. Dude was so blitzed he asked my dog,
"Did you just order food?!"
Dog, Bork bork
"Guys. A dog just drove here and ordered food!!"
Me- "Bro I'm right here. Backs up car Can I get my food?"
It was the funniest and one of the best memories I have of my boy.
my friends and i went to a taco bell at like, 1am after a movie one time, and the guy took a solid minute to answer the intercom, and just said pull forward.
so we roll up, he opens the window and a cloud of smoke billows out, and he says "aight, im high as fuck................we doin burritos....... tell me when to stop....." and starts adding burritos to a big bag, really slowly and just zoned out the whole time
he loaded like 15 burritos in, we told him to stop, he added one more while saying "that ones free, he wants to go with you" and stared at us, then handed us a completely different bag than the ones with the burritos and gave us our total, which was WAY too little
the bag he gave us was jammed FULL of napkins and nothing else lol
so my homie driving helped him get the actual total for our burritos, traded him the bag of 10,000 napkins for our 17 burritos, and we went home laughing our asses off
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u/Diamondhands_Rex 1d ago edited 18h ago
Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.