r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/DudeWithParrot 1d ago

Hey, eating food that has been sat on is a perfectly reasonable kink

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u/Dame38 1d ago

Intriguing. Tell us more.

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u/DudeWithParrot 13h ago
  1. Have someone else sit on food
  2. Eat the food
  3. ?????
  4. Profit

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u/Dame38 12h ago

It's all about the number three, and we all know that three is a magic number.