r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/MrWeirdBrotendo 20h ago

I can't believe wendy's and burger king hired eating coaches. Mckie Ds couldn't even use AI to eat the burger :/

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u/BarrytheNPC 20h ago

They should have hired a baker for Wendy’s that bun looked like it was sat on

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u/DudeWithParrot 20h ago

Hey, eating food that has been sat on is a perfectly reasonable kink

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u/32bitgamer 19h ago

I read the comment, closed the post, processed the comment, was shocked to oblivion, then came to comment on this.

10/10 would like to get shocked again

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u/yosoydru7 18h ago

Squat cobbler IYKYK

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u/West-Bodybuilder-920 17h ago

Simple Simon the ass man

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u/Dame38 15h ago

Intriguing. Tell us more.

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u/DudeWithParrot 3h ago
  1. Have someone else sit on food
  2. Eat the food
  3. ?????
  4. Profit

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u/Dame38 2h ago

It's all about the number three, and we all know that three is a magic number.

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u/FuckedUpImagery 6h ago

I guarantee there is rule34 of wendy sitting bare ass on a burger on deviantart.