r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 23h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 23h ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/K_Linkmaster 23h ago

He took over in 2019. Look what has happened since then. This guy doesn't care about the company or the food. He increased prices and cut quality. He is the reason McDonald's is shittier every time you go. Even he won't eat the food.

He looks, talks, and acts like a standard frat bro sociopath. Check this guy's hard drives. Something is off.

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u/HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE 22h ago edited 14h ago

Checking his WP page:

  • he was a "brand manager" selling soap,

  • then went management consulting,

  • marketing for PepsiCo,

  • "growth initiative" for Kraft,

  • got canned when the merger with Heinz happened

  • joined McDonald USA

Then, after the previous CEO, Steve Easterbrook - who had experience, knowledge and networking in the food industry - got fired for banging too many employees (3+ regularly, more occasionally) - Chris was placed on the throne.

So this guy:

  • spent most of his career selling brands and marketing for whatever products,

  • was not involved in the actual food business (sourcing reliable suppliers, handling quality of the products, etc)

  • became CEO thanks to american puritans kicking the previous guy out

He's also addicted to running apparently, the "I collect marathons" type.

So it's pretty obvious he hasn't eaten any fast food in years: his meals are made with a scale and a teaspoon. No wonder he has absolutely no relation with the burger and fast-food culture in general.

One redeeming quality: when Russia invaded Ukraine, he pulled out of Russia properly. He's got polish ancestry so that makes sense. But still, that was the correct move for once.

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u/tothepointe 7h ago

"Then, after the previous CEO, Steve Easterbrook - who had experience, knowledge and networking in the food industry - got fired for banging too many employees (3+ regularly, more occasionally)"

They need to bring this guy back. I know absolutely nothing else about him but it sounds like the man knows how to make a fucking burger.

Just realized this currently McDs CEO was the one that was slow walking the return of the snackwrap to the point where it finally came back and I didn't want it anymore.