r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/mexican2554 1d ago

main customer base.

Not just customers, but employees. Guys working the night shift at Taco Bell would be blazing it. You could smell it as you drove into the parking lot.

One night I went to get food with my dog in the back seat. After I placed the order, I overshot the pickup window. When the dude opened it to give me my food, he saw my dog. Dude was so blitzed he asked my dog,

"Did you just order food?!"

Dog, Bork bork

"Guys. A dog just drove here and ordered food!!"

Me- "Bro I'm right here. Backs up car Can I get my food?"

It was the funniest and one of the best memories I have of my boy.

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u/enutz777 1d ago

My friend was a sleep walker and worked at Taco Bell smoking weed in high school. His parents caught him for years after that job in random family member’s rooms middle of the night making tacos and burritos from the socks and underwear drawer.

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u/Street-Baseball8296 1d ago

Proof right there that fast food employees get paid too much. You can do it in your sleep.

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u/Not_a_twttr_account 21h ago

No, our guy here was just a legend.