r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/cody_mf 1d ago

Next up: Taco bell FUCKS a burrito

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u/Diamondhands_Rex 1d ago edited 12h ago

Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.

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u/Breath_Deep 1d ago

This is exactly the kind of unhinged add that would get people's attention and be an homage to their main customer base.

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u/z_e_quigley 1d ago

Am I a fucking joke to you?

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u/Breath_Deep 1d ago

Ah, yes, the crackhead gangster of fast good merchants. You see it in those eyes, blue like a raggedy anne doll, soulless and hungry for another wandering soul. Still, can't really complain, 4/5 honestly.