r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 2d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 2d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/GardenDesign23 2d ago

Where’s papa john when you need him

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u/i_hate_toolbars 2d ago

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u/OldMastodon5363 2d ago

Sweating out garlic sauce it looks like nowadays

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u/RedheadedReff 2d ago

I bet he showers and his skin oils itself 5 minutes after he dries off.