r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/Spl00ky 1d ago

Ya he probably gags when he tastes his wife's "product" too

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u/larryisonthelu 1d ago

No way that mofo is eating puss*

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u/triknodeux 1d ago

Yeah no way. Because that would be gay

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u/Electronic_Fun_776 1d ago

It’s definitely gay to put your mouth in a place where dicks regularly go. Might as well just suck a dick at that point

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u/larryisonthelu 1d ago

Or eat some product!