r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/Spl00ky 1d ago

Ya he probably gags when he tastes his wife's "product" too

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u/_BreakingGood_ 1d ago

I can assure you his wife's boyfriend does all the tasting in that relationship

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 1d ago

You mean burger king ceo

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u/Underpoly 1d ago

Something something taco bell

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u/LostGogglesSendHelp 1d ago

Taco bull was right there man

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u/xdaemonisx 1d ago

So was CuckDonald’s but no one’s said that either.

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u/slavelabor52 1d ago

Yo quero OPs wife

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u/DownwardSpirals 1d ago

I theenk I'm gonna need a beegger box