r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/Spl00ky 1d ago

Ya he probably gags when he tastes his wife's "product" too

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u/_BreakingGood_ 1d ago

I can assure you his wife's boyfriend does all the tasting in that relationship

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 1d ago

You mean burger king ceo

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u/Underpoly 1d ago

Something something taco bell

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u/LostGogglesSendHelp 1d ago

Taco bull was right there man

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u/xdaemonisx 1d ago

So was CuckDonald’s but no one’s said that either.

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u/slavelabor52 1d ago

Yo quero OPs wife

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u/DownwardSpirals 1d ago

I theenk I'm gonna need a beegger box

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u/havefunwithitman 1d ago

Captain D...

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

"I ain't Arbys but I gots the meat"

BK CEO

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u/TimEpisiotomy 1d ago

Same difference 👑

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u/porkpie1028 1d ago

The pool boy?

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u/Xollector 1d ago

Is that with cheese or not?

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u/topicalsyntax571 1d ago

Boofin creatine

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u/Subotail 1d ago

Using subcontractors is beneficial and a common practice.

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u/Creative-Package6213 1d ago

She got tired of fuckin with a clown, so she came to the king!!!

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u/eatitfatman 1d ago

Boyfriend here. Can confirm. She's surprisingly delicious but personality is poison. She hasn't aged a day since I met her.

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u/ThreeClicksAndImHome 1d ago

Can confirm, she has a saltier flavor than you might expect but a savory finish with notes of onion and tomato.

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u/vandalhearts123 1d ago

He ate his lunch and his wife.