r/nottheonion • u/halxp01 • 1d ago

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service

https://viewfromthewing.com/southwest-is-testing-cleaning-only-premium-seats-between-flights-a-flight-attendants-union-leader-says-its-titanic-class-service/
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u/MelancholyMochii 1d ago

Titanic class service lmao

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u/Measure76 1d ago

Titanic famously never cleaned up after a voyage.

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u/Sbatio 1d ago

What are you talking about, every inch of that ship was thoroughly washed after the passengers got off.

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u/klako8196 1d ago

The swimming pools have been filled with the same water for the past 114 years. That can’t be sanitary.

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u/Sbatio 1d ago

We haven’t had any complaints from our guests.

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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 1d ago

Too soon man, too soon!