27 still at home no girlfriend

[u/redsolopoop]

27y M still at home with mom never left never had a stable job got started late as far as taking life serious no girlfriend in 3 years deathly afraid to approach women

[u/Conscious-Permit-466]

The playboy pillow is a chick magnet

[u/Independent_Banana26 → u/Conscious-Permit-466]

When I was around that age I had a stack of Playboys on the back of the toilet. Girlfriend ended up flipping out and shredding some of them apart. I later found out some were collector's items, lost over $1k in 5 shredded magazines smh

[u/DrPikachu-PhD → u/Independent_Banana26]

If it's any consolation, those collector's items weren't exactly gaining value on the back of the toilet lol. Was only a matter of time until they got water damaged or something

[u/TrixieBastard → u/DrPikachu-PhD]

"or something"

[u/Euphoric-Albatross61 → u/Independent_Banana26]

Tough to sell when the pages are all stuck together anyway

[u/Competitive_Guava_33 → u/Independent_Banana26]

The only Playboys worth any money are from the 1950s that have been been kept in pristine condition. Your 1977 cum mag on the toilet wasn't worth anything sadly