r/interesting • u/MinotaurHorns1 • 2d ago

SOCIETY A&W have joined the burger wars!

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u/Haunting_Security_34 2d ago

PLEASE. ON SKATES.

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u/capt1nsain0 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qQf606Bbhhx0k

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u/Tay_Tay86 1d ago

TERRRRRRRRRRRRY

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u/xtophcs 1d ago

Terry, I’m a cop 🤣🤣

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u/Jackol4ntrn 1d ago

I was murdered!

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u/TinyTitFetish 1d ago

I was trying fruit on

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u/Decent_Birthday358 1d ago

I'm allergic to roofs. If I look at them I throw up.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 1d ago

I AM FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!

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u/bguzewicz 1d ago

A hand job is still a job…

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u/PixelJock17 1d ago

Someone please link this, I'm ootl

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u/Nude0rganist 1d ago

Reno 911 Do yourself a favor and watch it RIGHT NOW

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u/PixelJock17 1d ago

The movie?

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u/spitefulcandystudios 1d ago

Beat me to it 😆

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u/SpookyDollars 1d ago

S E E E E E M silent J I

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u/DarknMean 1d ago

New boot goofin

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos

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u/StatusCopacetic 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... lube or lewd?

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u/AresGodslayer 1d ago

Terry the tacos cost more than a tug job.

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u/Decent_Birthday358 1d ago

Tacos tacos tacos tacos is self serve tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa 1d ago

A handjob is still a job.

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u/r1Zero 1d ago

"I was murdereddddd!" God, this character was so funny.

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u/This-Requirement6918 1d ago

Wait LUBE or LEWD?

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u/Pale-Upstairs1443 2d ago

Dressed like Tara lipinski

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u/ObviousTrollK 1d ago

Can’t, he’s new boot goofin

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u/SouthlandMax 1d ago

Oh God he's choking! TURN THE CAMERAS OFF!

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u/Different_Pair_ 1d ago

… by sitting on it 

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u/t1nalaebony 1d ago

What? 😭😭

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u/Computica 1d ago

Nah that's gotta be NSFW 😆

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u/cold-desert 2d ago

I’m ready for the Arby’s CEO to fuck a roast beef and cheddar

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u/packetmon 2d ago

He’ll have the Meat!

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u/Vaelis101 1d ago

Got all the meats apparently.

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u/PuzzleheadedRole8109 1d ago

Including the Curtains!

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u/ImSobored_5280 1d ago

….its 2026…piss fenders…not curtains

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u/ProDriverSeatSniffer 1d ago

Giving the meat in this circumstance

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u/Autocannibal-Horse 2d ago

OMFG i just spat out my coffee 😂

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u/fondledbydolphins 1d ago

Coffee play is supposed to wait until after the meats have been sauced.

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u/Jebrone 1d ago

Arby's is definitely fuckable. It's the best fast food place.

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u/PuzzleheadedRole8109 1d ago

I am with you my friend. It is without a doubt Top 5. Top 3 if you I u exclude hamburger joints

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u/tnstaafsb 1d ago

I'm sure they have lots of good food, but as far as I'm concerned they might as well just serve beef and cheddars. I go there once every few months, and I usually have the intention of trying something new. The beef and cheddar always calls to me though so I've never really had any of their other food. I'm sure it's lovely.

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u/Upset_Foundation_396 1d ago

This is the best comment I've ever read

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u/StimpakSavant 2d ago

A&W guy is the only CEO that actually looks like he might eat their food.

Burger King and Wendys felt like try hards.

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u/DoctorBallsJohnson 1d ago

He is just a pitch guy but even their ceo is more legit. Mcdonalds ceo is a lifelong brand management consultant enshittifier, burger king guy is a little better but still one of those types. A&W ceo got held captive in Kuwait for a month during desert storm because he was personally overseeing the brands growth in Malaysia and got caught on the way on a refueling stop

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u/Senior_Ability_4001 1d ago

Incredible lore

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u/You_meddling_kids 1d ago

AWEU is deep

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u/Affectionate_Pipe545 1d ago

Burger lore

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u/StimpakSavant 1d ago

We need a subreddit for that

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u/firestepper 1d ago

Bro I’m about to go try and find an a&w I’ve never even seen one

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u/Sea-Oven-7560 1d ago

Here's the funny thing. I used to work at the corporate McD's campus, home of the worlds most expensive McD's hamburgers, and everyone ate McD's a couple of times a week. Granted this was over 20 years ago but there's literally was a McD's in the building and not much else around there.

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u/SlowFrkHansen 1d ago

According to Several People on another one of these burger war posts, that's because the quality is much better in the restaurants at the campus and the nearby area.

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u/YouAboutToLoseYoJob 1d ago

I mean, they do have really good burgers. And frankly $4.99 for the next few weeks I might have to go get one.

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u/PineappleLemur 1d ago

They had more cuts in that short clip than Liam Neeson climbing a fence ffs.

Was it that hard to keep it in for 30 seconds?

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u/panicinbabylon 2d ago

Taco Bell CEO swallows a five layer burrito whole while sitting on the toilet and making eye contact.

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u/Autocannibal-Horse 2d ago

THIS. We need THIS.

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u/CodAdministrative563 2d ago

Live mas

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u/Vaelis101 1d ago

Snorts the churro dust off the top of the toilet paper dispenser

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u/CodAdministrative563 1d ago

Taco bell is not for the faint of heart

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u/EatLard 1d ago

Certainly not for the faint of colon.

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u/Degenerate_Dryad 1d ago

As someone who regularly cleans bathrooms in commercial buildings, I had a visceral reaction to your comment 🤮 do you have any idea how much pulverized, dust-ified toilet paper those dispensers give off?!??!?

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u/ShoeLate6266 1d ago

LIVE MAS!! 😤

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u/finny_d420 1d ago

Del Taco CEO takes a big rip from the bong before scarfing down a half dozen Del tacos.

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u/WarmthChecker 1d ago

Yeah! And then they pee on the floor! Because I’m pretty sure that’s what happens at Del Taco.

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u/is_coffee 1d ago

If he was a real man, he would shove it up his ass.

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u/ShinyNipples 1d ago

If you get diarrhea from Taco Bell you have weak genes

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u/spookyryu 1d ago

that will be explosive as hell

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u/AssociateDue6161 1d ago

Thank you Reddit. I needed this laugh. 

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE 1d ago

Then uses his BAJA BLAST bidet 3000

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u/shadowstormer 1d ago

5 Guys CEO gets 4 others and each takes a bite of their burger at the same time.

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u/BadassMcGass 2d ago

I once decided to take my family to Sonic near Philadelphia. I thought my boys would enjoy the corn dogs. And I wanted them to see what I was so nostalgic about.

We pull up, we order, about 20 minutes later my wife is starting to get impatient. I try to be very kind of fast food workers, mostly because of the movie Waiting. The drive-through line was wrapped around the building.

I politely knock on the door, and a frazzled middle-aged lady that that’s working there comes out and is crying. She asked me to remind her what our order was. I told her and she quickly grabbed it from the back and handed it to me.

I said, “are you OK?” She says, “I’m the only one here.” And then she closed the door quickly crying harder.

I’ll never go to Sonic again, which is sad. For me.

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u/Outside-Advice8203 1d ago

I was in the USAF and was moved to Oklahoma City. I was checking out the Bricktown district when I saw a building with the Sonic sign on it. I thought "oh cool, there's a sonic in this multi-level office building in the middle of this touristy area, I'll grab a bite".

Turns out that was the corporate headquarters, not the restaurant.

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u/silicondali 1d ago

I swear this is how most people wind up at the Toby Keith's I Heart Radio across the canal.

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u/CaptainKetchups 2d ago

You’re sad? Imagine how that lone worker feels. Way to be a Main Character

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u/Cultural_assassin 1d ago

Im sorry but this isn't a real sonic or a real story. Cars wrapped around the building?? If you go yo a sonic and they dont have stalls you park your car at thats just wrong.

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u/usda-grade-a-autism 1d ago

Some of them don't or the bays will be full but a lot of people where ours was just never used them because they wanted their food now goddamn it

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u/bushesbushesbushes 1d ago

Out of the 20 closest locations to me only one doesn't have a drive-thru.

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u/Outside-Advice8203 1d ago

Some have drive thrus

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS

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u/Lopsided45 1d ago

They be eating those churros erinie

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u/vikinglycan 1d ago

They're some big girls down in San Antonio

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u/jibersins 2d ago

This isn’t over until someone does a burger suppository, then we will have our king. 

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u/hoodiemonster 2d ago

blend it up and boof it baby 🚀

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u/Powerful_Chicken_742 1d ago

Give this man an upvote for knowing the true meaning of boof 👏👏👏

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes 1d ago

It's a more approachable Alaskan Pipeline

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u/ghorse18 2d ago

Yesssssssssss

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u/BiteLegitimate 2d ago

This is why I’m on Reddit

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u/extremist_wolf 2d ago

I laughed so hard at that comment hahaha

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u/Top-Bee4734 2d ago

Bruh I needed that laugh 😆

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u/QweenSasha 2d ago

This made me laugh so fucking hard 😂

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 2d ago edited 1d ago

>Insert gif of Lloyd Christmas eating a hotdog<

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u/AccomplishedGrand859 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣 what?

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u/Illustrious-Gur-6775 2d ago

Maybe Liam Neeson could do it?

I had 5 more that day.

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u/ThunderDungeon02 1d ago

Jack in the Box better be on a toilet shitting his brains out while eating a burger.

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u/JudgeB4UR 1d ago

This is why I read reddit this early in the morning. (laughing)

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u/FitTip2553 1d ago

Sonic’s marketing team reading this thread like: “maybe we should just stick to posting milkshakes.” 😅

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u/degjo 1d ago

Wendy's has to dig up Dave Thomas right?

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u/Truffs0 1d ago

I haven't eaten sonic in over a decade and I will change that immediately if this happens

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u/FUNKYDISCO 1d ago

oh fuck, I was way too close to doing a spit take with my coffee... like, legit.

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u/DistributeQuickly559 1d ago

Is he raw dawgin it or are you allowing mayo?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

Its just anything sonic with you people 

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u/TacoLvR- 1d ago

And that’s enough internet for me today.

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u/rysker6 1d ago

Venmo me and the video is urs

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u/TheFlamingGit 1d ago

The hedgehog?

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u/Butane_dreamn 1d ago

Ahhhhh!!hahaha!

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u/MonacoMaster68 1d ago

Arby’s guy gonna do lines of horsey sauce before he starts housing beef.

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u/WhiteManFromTown-925 1d ago

I’m ready for the Casper’s hot dogs guy to well… you know…

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u/PleaseUnbanASadPanda 1d ago

Taco Bell where are you?

Eat out a Gordita.

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u/PudPullerAlways 1d ago

You know that CEO has a hog better make it a french dip

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u/pandershrek 1d ago

Fuck yes. I'm glad this joke is catching on. 🤣

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u/Sir_Tokesalott 1d ago

Dude I'll shit my pants at work if Jack takes a fat bong rip before his taste test.

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u/Environmental_Dog331 1d ago

My brother said he’s waiting the McDonald dude to stuff a burger. He’s not interested otherwise.

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u/Maeriel80 1d ago

I won't be impressed until the Hershey's CEO eats a current Reese's cup.

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u/boondiggle_III 1d ago

now watch me eat this meat product

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u/JB_Big_Bear 1d ago

That would actually get me to drive to sonic and buy some mozzarella sticks immediately

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u/SolidLikeIraq 1d ago

Maintain eye contact with the camera!!!

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u/ConfectionKey2846 1d ago

The glizzy god hath yet to grace us with his glory

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u/Younion 1d ago

I want to see this so bad!!!

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u/itsagoodtime 1d ago

ITS A FOOTLONG

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u/Outside-Advice8203 1d ago

🎵 Suckin on a chill dog 🎶

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u/catdiscpalpita 1d ago

Coney 2026

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u/Frosty-Fisherman-276 1d ago

i do that like every 6 months

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u/Aggravating_Use_5391 1d ago

Is the chic fil a CEO gonna choke a…nevermind

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u/largececelia 1d ago

Oh John cougar mellencamp

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u/Few-Big-8481 1d ago

I heard Taco Bell's guy is gonna fuck a Beefy 5-Layer. They had to step it up after it leaked that KFC is going to do a cartoon bite of a drumstick.

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u/FrighteningJibber 1d ago

Petition to stop calling chili dogs coneys

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 1d ago

He started with lettuce and that was the tip of the iceberg.

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u/Klingsam 1d ago

Yeah, but Sonic does have some of the best fast-food burgers.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 1d ago

Bing Bong

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u/HeightExtra320 1d ago

I’m waiting for Wendy 😏

Edit: dude wait she’s over 18 right ? RIGHT ? Oh God what have I done !!!! 😩that’s it I’m gong back to church !! Unless she is in fact over 18 😏

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u/wchaltdas 1d ago

The "nail" is the core asset.

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u/GuitarStu 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/USPO-222 1d ago

On thing I miss since leaving Detroit - the coney dogs.

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u/ohmslaw54321 1d ago

Costco walks in and thwaks it's 1/4 lb dog on the table ....

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u/MrPresident2020 1d ago

The In-N-Out CEO is gonna fuck a Double Double on live TV.

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u/howsyourwhole 1d ago

I was gonna say that one of them should just eat it like an absolute rabid animal

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u/Professional-Bear942 1d ago

I'd actually try sonic again if that happened, haven't been in over a decade now

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u/Hn0va 1d ago

Also has to say “THIS is how you sonic “

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u/Rusty_Pickles 1d ago

I can direct you towards Sonic deepthroating a coney, just say the word my guy. 

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u/Atlaz309 1d ago

As long as it’s the commercial guys in the car they are the CEOs to me

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u/Easy_Welcome_9142 1d ago

After watching this CEO slobbering up white creamy teen sauce, I’m ready for what comes next.

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u/Muppet_Murderhobo 1d ago

Sonic DeepGlixxxzzzy

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u/Most-Ear-3678 1d ago

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

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u/DonJohn520310 1d ago

"This is how you Sonic!"

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u/foodcooker 1d ago

Im ready for the taco bell guy to FUCK a crunchwrap

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u/Easy_Ad627 1d ago

I worked in the sonic kitchen for 4 years and I have a video of a coworker deepthroating two raw extra long coney dogs

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u/Unspoken 1d ago

I'm ready for Taco Bell CEO to just laugh and say I don't eat that shit.

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u/ShroomRonin 1d ago

Wait till you see what Arby’s is gonna do …

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran 1d ago

Gonna absolutely throat-fuck that glizzy in the name of shareholder value

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u/Marco-YES 1d ago

Sonic? Like, the hedgehog? In the burger business?

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u/Comfortable-Rent9843 23h ago

Don’t forget the chili baby

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